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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not a sexual question, but genuinely if you had the option of your dream Job what would it be??
I would always say a radio DJ, just it mixes my 2 hobbies. 1) talking 2) music. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Author...My fab memoirs
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Madame B"
Now there is an opportunist if ever I met one. If you need help marketing it and developing a business plan for it Madam B, you let me know. I'll provide my services almost free of charge  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"International lady of leisure
Isn't that you're current role now? 
No its just domestic at the moment. But I have plans  "
As I offered to Madam B, if you need help creating a strategy to achieve that goal I'll offer my services. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"International lady of leisure
Isn't that you're current role now?
No its just domestic at the moment. But I have plans
As I offered to Madam B, if you need help creating a strategy to achieve that goal I'll offer my services. "
OK... I'll need money for my plane |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"International lady of leisure
Isn't that you're current role now?
No its just domestic at the moment. But I have plans
As I offered to Madam B, if you need help creating a strategy to achieve that goal I'll offer my services.
OK... I'll need money for my plane "
does that mean instant membership to the mile high club?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Author...My fab memoirs
Discretion included
Madame B
Now there is an opportunist if ever I met one. If you need help marketing it and developing a business plan for it Madam B, you let me know. I'll provide my services almost free of charge "
Now what services exactly are you offering for almost free and who is the opportunist now lol
Madame B |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team 
Can I help ???"
I actually do know the Physio who works for Munster, no lies. CV's at the ready and I'll pass them on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"International lady of leisure
Isn't that you're current role now?
No its just domestic at the moment. But I have plans
As I offered to Madam B, if you need help creating a strategy to achieve that goal I'll offer my services.
OK... I'll need money for my plane
does that mean instant membership to the mile high club?? "
Nope.. it means you give me money and I fly away |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"International lady of leisure
Isn't that you're current role now?
No its just domestic at the moment. But I have plans
As I offered to Madam B, if you need help creating a strategy to achieve that goal I'll offer my services.
OK... I'll need money for my plane
does that mean instant membership to the mile high club??
Nope.. it means you give me money and I fly away "
You'll be waiting im afraid, still waiting for the lotto payment to come through  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil "
That made me snigger!
We'll have to have a staff meeting to discuss uniforms! |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
That made me snigger!
We'll have to have a staff meeting to discuss uniforms!"
Was gonna say professional musician but now I'm thinking rugby player for Munster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
That made me snigger!
We'll have to have a staff meeting to discuss uniforms!"
Sounds like a good plan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
Sexilexi, I'm shocked  "
Why would you be shocked? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
That made me snigger!
We'll have to have a staff meeting to discuss uniforms!
Was gonna say professional musician but now I'm thinking rugby player for Munster "
Funnily enough, I can see you in a pair of Cantebury shorts and a red jersey! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
That made me snigger!
We'll have to have a staff meeting to discuss uniforms!
Sounds like a good plan "
Less is more... you know, for comfort!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
Sexilexi, I'm shocked
Why would you be shocked?"
I used the wrong emoji's sexilexi, was going for the sarcastic devil, pleasantly surprised look emoji.
But it all went tits up.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
That made me snigger!
We'll have to have a staff meeting to discuss uniforms!
Sounds like a good plan
Less is more... you know, for comfort! "
I totally agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
Sexilexi, I'm shocked
Why would you be shocked?
I used the wrong emoji's sexilexi, was going for the sarcastic devil, pleasantly surprised look emoji.
But it all went tits up. "
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
That made me snigger!
We'll have to have a staff meeting to discuss uniforms!
Was gonna say professional musician but now I'm thinking rugby player for Munster
Funnily enough, I can see you in a pair of Cantebury shorts and a red jersey! "
Well, you've seen me in Nike shorts and a red hat so I'm almost there |
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
That made me snigger!
We'll have to have a staff meeting to discuss uniforms!
Was gonna say professional musician but now I'm thinking rugby player for Munster "
I love musicians , can I take the job of number one groupie ? |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
That made me snigger!
We'll have to have a staff meeting to discuss uniforms!
Was gonna say professional musician but now I'm thinking rugby player for Munster I love musicians , can I take the job of number one groupie ? "
Why of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
That made me snigger!
We'll have to have a staff meeting to discuss uniforms!
Was gonna say professional musician but now I'm thinking rugby player for Munster
Funnily enough, I can see you in a pair of Cantebury shorts and a red jersey!
Well, you've seen me in Nike shorts and a red hat so I'm almost there "
Ahhh the hat.... that's the clincher! |
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"Physiotherapist to the Munster team
Can I help ???
Of course!!
I'll bring the lube. Sorry meant massage oil
That made me snigger!
We'll have to have a staff meeting to discuss uniforms!
Was gonna say professional musician but now I'm thinking rugby player for Munster I love musicians , can I take the job of number one groupie ?
Why of course "
or I could just combine groupie with massage therapist !!! Would that work ? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling... "
Room for two |
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling...
Room for two "
Yes, for sure, double portrait.
Would be pleasure to paint 2 gorgeous women.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling...
Room for two
Yes, for sure, double portrait.
Would be pleasure to paint 2 gorgeous women.
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Body paint lol
Madame B |
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling...
Room for two
Yes, for sure, double portrait.
Would be pleasure to paint 2 gorgeous women.
Body paint lol
Madame B"
Can I use my hands and fingers, instead of brushes, then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling...
Room for two
Yes, for sure, double portrait.
Would be pleasure to paint 2 gorgeous women.
Body paint lol
Madame B
Can I use my hands and fingers, instead of brushes, then. "
Finger painting
Madame B |
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling...
Room for two
Yes, for sure, double portrait.
Would be pleasure to paint 2 gorgeous women.
Body paint lol
Madame B
Can I use my hands and fingers, instead of brushes, then.
Finger painting
Madame B"
Could be fun, also messy.
Will have wash and sponge yous both down afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling...
Room for two
Yes, for sure, double portrait.
Would be pleasure to paint 2 gorgeous women.
Body paint lol
Madame B
Can I use my hands and fingers, instead of brushes, then.
Finger painting
Madame B
Could be fun, also messy.
Will have wash and sponge yous both down afterwards. "
Think we will be wet enough |
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling...
Room for two
Yes, for sure, double portrait.
Would be pleasure to paint 2 gorgeous women.
Body paint lol
Madame B
Can I use my hands and fingers, instead of brushes, then.
Finger painting
Madame B
Could be fun, also messy.
Will have wash and sponge yous both down afterwards.
Think we will be wet enough "
I am hoping yous would be and I would definitely, rise to the challenge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling...
Room for two
Yes, for sure, double portrait.
Would be pleasure to paint 2 gorgeous women.
Body paint lol
Madame B
Can I use my hands and fingers, instead of brushes, then.
Finger painting
Madame B
Could be fun, also messy.
Will have wash and sponge yous both down afterwards.
Think we will be wet enough
I am hoping yous would be and I would definitely, rise to the challenge. "
So you should... It's your dream job now get cracking Picasso
Madame B |
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling...
Room for two
Yes, for sure, double portrait.
Would be pleasure to paint 2 gorgeous women.
Body paint lol
Madame B
Can I use my hands and fingers, instead of brushes, then.
Finger painting
Madame B
Could be fun, also messy.
Will have wash and sponge yous both down afterwards.
Think we will be wet enough
I am hoping yous would be and I would definitely, rise to the challenge.
So you should... It's your dream job now get cracking Picasso
Madame B"
Picasso's paintings of ladies weren't every flattering.
Would be more a fan of the likes of Vermeer, Rembrandt or Leonardo.
I am old skool, Madame B. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling...
Room for two
Yes, for sure, double portrait.
Would be pleasure to paint 2 gorgeous women.
Body paint lol
Madame B
Can I use my hands and fingers, instead of brushes, then.
Finger painting
Madame B
Could be fun, also messy.
Will have wash and sponge yous both down afterwards.
Think we will be wet enough
I am hoping yous would be and I would definitely, rise to the challenge.
So you should... It's your dream job now get cracking Picasso
Madame B
Picasso's paintings of ladies weren't every flattering.
Would be more a fan of the likes of Vermeer, Rembrandt or Leonardo.
I am old skool, Madame B."
Van Gogh fan myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would like to make a decent income through my passion of art, painting and photography.
Any ladies here, that would be interested in a bit of life modelling...
Room for two
Yes, for sure, double portrait.
Would be pleasure to paint 2 gorgeous women.
Body paint lol
Madame B
Can I use my hands and fingers, instead of brushes, then.
Finger painting
Madame B
Could be fun, also messy.
Will have wash and sponge yous both down afterwards.
Think we will be wet enough
I am hoping yous would be and I would definitely, rise to the challenge.
So you should... It's your dream job now get cracking Picasso
Madame B
Picasso's paintings of ladies weren't every flattering.
Would be more a fan of the likes of Vermeer, Rembrandt or Leonardo.
I am old skool, Madame B.
Van Gogh fan myself "
Just pleased you didn't say Frieda kalho...Monobrow is not a good look for anyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apart from the mono browse, she wasn't to bad looking.
Could be more dali and go all surreal on yous. "
Don't think she would have done well on fab.. just going by the brows
Dali would be fab |
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"Apart from the mono browse, she wasn't to bad looking.
Could be more dali and go all surreal on yous.
Don't think she would have done well on fab.. just going by the brows
Dali would be fab"
How about Gustav Courbet, The origin of the World.
Can't see that look going down well on here either. |
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