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The perfect first message
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I've always wondered what the perfect first message should be so I think we should have a go at creating one here for the craic!!
Just write one line and the next person do the same,and so on!!! Let's see what we come up with!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A regular message we receive is 'hi' from 'User no longer on site'. It's a pity as they'd made such an effort, with no spelling or grammatical errors, we're usually genuinely interested  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A regular message we receive is 'hi' from 'User no longer on site'. It's a pity as they'd made such an effort, with no spelling or grammatical errors, we're usually genuinely interested "
Well today I got "Jaysus I'm awful horny lad. What's going on in your pants"!!! I kid you not!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins 
What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes 
Have a smoke
Does that include getting dressed!!!
U mean I have to undress  "
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By *ncognito4nowWoman
over a year ago
Greater (much greater) Belfast |
"A regular message we receive is 'hi' from 'User no longer on site'. It's a pity as they'd made such an effort, with no spelling or grammatical errors, we're usually genuinely interested "
this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins
What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes
Have a smoke
Does that include getting dressed!!!
U mean I have to undress "
No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!
Madame B |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins
What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes
Have a smoke
Does that include getting dressed!!!
U mean I have to undress
No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!
Madame B"
U have just gone up in my wish list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins
What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes
Have a smoke
Does that include getting dressed!!!
U mean I have to undress
No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!
Madame B
U have just gone up in my wish list "
White sports socks only...We have our standards |
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"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins
What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes
Have a smoke
Does that include getting dressed!!!
U mean I have to undress
No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!
Madame B
U have just gone up in my wish list
White sports socks only...We have our standards"
Don't think he owns white sports socks but does have a weakness for frilly white ankle socks |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins
What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes
Have a smoke
Does that include getting dressed!!!
U mean I have to undress
No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!
Madame B
U have just gone up in my wish list
White sports socks only...We have our standards
Don't think he owns white sports socks but does have a weakness for frilly white ankle socks "
That depends on the wearer
White ir is now where's the daz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins
What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes
Have a smoke
Does that include getting dressed!!!
U mean I have to undress
No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!
Madame B
U have just gone up in my wish list
White sports socks only...We have our standards
Don't think he owns white sports socks but does have a weakness for frilly white ankle socks
That depends on the wearer
White ir is now where's the daz "
How white are your whites...If toxic thinks you don't own any
Back to the scrubbing board lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Fancy a fook I am in ur area for three mins
What you gonna do for the other 2 and a half minutes
Have a smoke
Does that include getting dressed!!!
U mean I have to undress
No, we love when a guy leaves his socks on!
Madame B
U have just gone up in my wish list
White sports socks only...We have our standards
Don't think he owns white sports socks but does have a weakness for frilly white ankle socks
That depends on the wearer
White ir is now where's the daz
How white are your whites...If toxic thinks you don't own any
Back to the scrubbing board lol"
Brilliant white Do u not watch the adds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perfect first message is when you are surprised, flattered, intrigued and excited all rolled into one..
Some classics have included..
Do you have a cat?
Or
Its a long way to Tipperary but I know it would be worth it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I ask some silly questions, try to get the conversation started.
I have been known to write really long messages, I get carried away on keyboard sometimes.
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I get bored half way through those type of messages and just delete |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have your babies
Or the message I once received...
Will you make me pregnant "
... haha ... i got 1 saying i wana get you pregnant ..#blockblockblock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi mate know your straight but i could suck your cock and no one would ever know complete descretion assured, thats all within the first few seconds of joining fab until you set your filters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have your babies
Or the message I once received...
Will you make me pregnant ... haha ... i got 1 saying i wana get you pregnant ..#blockblockblock"
had one of those too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have your babies
Or the message I once received...
Will you make me pregnant ... haha ... i got 1 saying i wana get you pregnant ..#blockblockblock"
Shiver me timbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Copy of a recent mail
Hi
I've never been with a women before
I don't kiss
I don't perform oral sex
If your interested get in touch
If yiu don't get back to me by Saturday I'll block you
Martin |
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"Copy of a recent mail
Hi
I've never been with a women before
I don't kiss
I don't perform oral sex
If your interested get in touch
If yiu don't get back to me by Saturday I'll block you
Martin "
..sounds like donald trumps relationship advisor |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Copy of a recent mail
Hi
I've never been with a women before
I don't kiss
I don't perform oral sex
If your interested get in touch
If yiu don't get back to me by Saturday I'll block you
Martin "
I hope u waited till sat to see if u were blocked |
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