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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I got home late last night after A week long work trip as I walk into the house I start looking around and I start noticing things are not right. Each corner or counter top has things knocked over, candle sticks on the floor, a cup tipped over, my bills strewn across the table, plant pots on there side, white spots and streaks everywhere. The more I look the more destruction and mess I see.
I am completely flummoxed "what the fuck?" Is all I can thing again and again. Burglar? Poltergeist, Estranged ex? Super Mouse?
The open plan living room, dining room and kitchen were all trashed.
Then I noticed movement above the window and there sitting on the curtain rail is a big crow.
Managed after about 30 minutes to get it out the window. It had spent 5 days battering every window and mirror trying to get out. So was reluctant to go near th at this stage.
So this morning I have the carnage to deal with. Who new how much bird shit a crow has in them?
So fabbers what's the best way to deal with bird shit on every possible surface? I am kinda tempted to torch the place.
Not going to be a fun day.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Use a crowbar!  "
I'd say that crow needed a bar and a few stiff drinks after Staying over at mine.
I'll not be getting a good verification from that crow anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How did it survive for so long?
Poor crow.. "
Yeah, it looked pretty weak shattered and traumatised . I'd say it was there for the whole length I was gone.
It had gotten at the butter That was out so I think it was trying to make toast but the toaster was unplugged. They aren't that clever. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How did it get in?
warm water and some soap would be my approach. Maybe you should get a naturist cleaner in  "
It came down the chimney. I am off to get super mop and Milton.
Well they'd be a mad naturist cleaner. It's gloves masks and a new scrubbing brush for me. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"How did it get in?
warm water and some soap would be my approach. Maybe you should get a naturist cleaner in
It came down the chimney. I am off to get super mop and Milton.
Well they'd be a mad naturist cleaner. It's gloves masks and a new scrubbing brush for me. "
take a pic, will ye |
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"How did it get in?
warm water and some soap would be my approach. Maybe you should get a naturist cleaner in
It came down the chimney. I am off to get super mop and Milton.
Well they'd be a mad naturist cleaner. It's gloves masks and a new scrubbing brush for me. "
Milton is a good idea, you definitely want to disinfect the place! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How did it get in?
warm water and some soap would be my approach. Maybe you should get a naturist cleaner in
It came down the chimney. I am off to get super mop and Milton.
Well they'd be a mad naturist cleaner. It's gloves masks and a new scrubbing brush for me.
take a pic, will ye "
A picture of me or the bird shit? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs be a man
Break out the power washer
I must not be a real man, I don't have a power washer 
Marigolds and a frilly arson it is then "
Arson!!! There goes that idea of torching the place again. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Ffs be a man
Break out the power washer
I must not be a real man, I don't have a power washer
Marigolds and a frilly arson it is then
Arson!!! There goes that idea of torching the place again. "
U could always blame the Crow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs be a man
Break out the power washer
I must not be a real man, I don't have a power washer "
Even Geordie has a power washer and she knows how to use it |
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yep they shit a savage amount and lets just say the smell isnt nice..I used to cath magpies outside in a trap and they would shit everywhere..vile creatures similar to crows..worse is trying to bait 1 to death with a stick..the blood curdling screams out of them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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yep they shit a savage amount and lets just say the smell isnt nice..I used to cath magpies outside in a trap and they would shit everywhere..vile creatures similar to crows..worse is trying to bait 1 to death with a stick..the blood curdling screams out of them "
Stupid question but why would u catch them ? R they a delicacy ? |
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yep they shit a savage amount and lets just say the smell isnt nice..I used to cath magpies outside in a trap and they would shit everywhere..vile creatures similar to crows..worse is trying to bait 1 to death with a stick..the blood curdling screams out of them
Stupid question but why would u catch them ? R they a delicacy ? "
nope theyre pests..the pick the eyes out of newborn lambs and sick livesstock..vile birds..they eat the eggs and chicks of songbirds..they are the vultures of Ireland  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There's something freaky going on. Went to Tesco to get the cleaning supplies there's a bird in the rafters tweating away.
Next stop over to the ex's to pick up my son who was going to give me a hand and guess what there's a bird in here attic. Went up the stairs to look and he got out passed me and flew down to the front door where I let him out.
Alfred Hitchcock stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen "
Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen
Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it. "
All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen
Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.
All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned "
Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.
Okay Saturday night here I come. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen
Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.
All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned
Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.
Okay Saturday night here I come. "
U wearing the pinny and Marigolds going out |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen
Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.
All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned
Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.
Okay Saturday night here I come.
U wearing the pinny and Marigolds going out "
I'd say we defo deserve a pic after all the support we gave you!  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen
Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.
All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned
Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.
Okay Saturday night here I come.
U wearing the pinny and Marigolds going out
I'd say we defo deserve a pic after all the support we gave you! "
Ur just looking to stock ur wank bank |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen
Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.
All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned
Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.
Okay Saturday night here I come.
U wearing the pinny and Marigolds going out
I'd say we defo deserve a pic after all the support we gave you!
Ur just looking to stock ur wank bank "
Oh hell yeah, feel free to put one up too. I love pics that are bit quirky, I admit I'm a perv |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"If you are in anyway superstitious bird's flying into your house is seen as a sign that a major change is going to happen
Three birds in three places consecutively. This is going to be a major one by the sounds of it.
All this chatting isn't going to get the gaff cleaned
Just finished? I had great help to sort it. We gutted the place trashed a lot of stuff and scrubbed from top to bottom. I'd still be doing it without them.
Okay Saturday night here I come.
U wearing the pinny and Marigolds going out
I'd say we defo deserve a pic after all the support we gave you!
Ur just looking to stock ur wank bank
Oh hell yeah, feel free to put one up too. I love pics that are bit quirky, I admit I'm a perv "
Pencil holder comes to mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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yep they shit a savage amount and lets just say the smell isnt nice..I used to cath magpies outside in a trap and they would shit everywhere..vile creatures similar to crows..worse is trying to bait 1 to death with a stick..the blood curdling screams out of them "
That's what air rifles are for... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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As mad as it might sound .. but here goes kill a magpie leave it very close to your house and no other birds will come near. But it will rot so its a every week killing of magpies . Of else get a tennis racket and stand behind the window and practice your back hand |
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