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King of VIBRATORS well worth the money
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over a year ago
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"It's called a SYBIAN and its my one she had a go on who said nice girls never kiss and tell lol. I presume I will see you again this week for another go lol  "
She didn't kiss and tell - you've just told us all |
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"It's called a SYBIAN and its my one she had a go on who said nice girls never kiss and tell lol. I presume I will see you again this week for another go lol
She didn't kiss and tell - you've just told us all"
The beans have been well and truly spilt as well as vibrated
For that money it would want to be bringing me breakfast in bed lol
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"It's called a SYBIAN and its my one she had a go on who said nice girls never kiss and tell lol. I presume I will see you again this week for another go lol
She didn't kiss and tell - you've just told us all
The beans have been well and truly spilt as well as vibrated
For that money it would want to be bringing me breakfast in bed lol
Madame B"
I'd want my free flight to Oz to pick it up! |
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"It's called a SYBIAN and its my one she had a go on who said nice girls never kiss and tell lol. I presume I will see you again this week for another go lol
She didn't kiss and tell - you've just told us all
The beans have been well and truly spilt as well as vibrated
For that money it would want to be bringing me breakfast in bed lol
Madame B"
For that price I'd be expecting it to clean the cooker & do the dishes aswell.
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" Very funny lol It doesn't bring you breafast in bed but it gives your pipes a dam good cleaning lol. Any it will save you on gym membership also lol"
forgive my naivety but it looks like a female toy or do you enjoy it also ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just looked it up girls.....lol
No man needed lol
Not if the videos are true.....lol"
I'd be worried for the squirters if this plugs into the mains. Being electrocuted would sort of spoil the fun |
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"Just looked it up girls.....lol
No man needed lol
Not if the videos are true.....lol
I'd be worried for the squirters if this plugs into the mains. Being electrocuted would sort of spoil the fun"
I almost choked on that comment  i wouldn't leave that contraption anywhere near me.
Amy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just looked it up girls.....lol
No man needed lol
Not if the videos are true.....lol
I'd be worried for the squirters if this plugs into the mains. Being electrocuted would sort of spoil the fun
I almost choked on that comment i wouldn't leave that contraption anywhere near me.
Amy "
What about a power surge? hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one.
Is there a blue one? I like blue
Yeah it's called blissful blue"
That sounds lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just looked it up girls.....lol
No man needed lol
Not if the videos are true.....lol
I'd be worried for the squirters if this plugs into the mains. Being electrocuted would sort of spoil the fun"
Solar powered maybe...Saving the environment while having your own little earth quake |
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one.
Is there a blue one? I like blue
Yeah it's called blissful blue
That sounds lovely "
Ye ladies would want one in every colour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one. "
Looks like a breadbox but no chance of a bun in the oven...This thread is starting to feel like a slogan competition.
When I win I will have mine in blissful blue also as purple makes me think of Barney the dinosaur and even I am not that kinky
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one.
Is there a blue one? I like blue
Yeah it's called blissful blue
That sounds lovely
Ye ladies would want one in every colour."
Like shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899"
Too cheap. And I want blue |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899
Too cheap. And I want blue"
At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899"
I will wait a few months and it will be in Aldi for €8.99 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899
I will wait a few months and it will be in Aldi for €8.99 "
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899
Too cheap. And I want blue
At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive"
There's all sorts of extra attachments costing just some petty cash. But the best is you can buy it with a lifetime warranty for 199£ I'd defo go for that, no toy has survived around me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899
Too cheap. And I want blue
At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive
There's all sorts of extra attachments costing just some petty cash. But the best is you can buy it with a lifetime warranty for 199£ I'd defo go for that, no toy has survived around me "
Shall we start a Go Fund Me for you? |
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By *s ParisWoman
over a year ago
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I tried one a few years back I personally didn't think it was all its cracked up to be. it's got a simliar problem like the fucking machines if you don't have the right attachment on them and you have it going at too fast a speed, you get very pissed off having to stop to fix them back in place takes the fun out of it a quiet a bit and they are notorious for breaking down lol but each to there own, always have a test run before you buy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think the ladies would be better just to stick a dildo on the old trusty washing machine during the spin cycle rather than pay that sort of cash. It isn't cleaning the oven or doing the dishes but it's washing the clothes at least. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899
Too cheap. And I want blue
At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive
There's all sorts of extra attachments costing just some petty cash. But the best is you can buy it with a lifetime warranty for 199£ I'd defo go for that, no toy has survived around me
Shall we start a Go Fund Me for you?"
Not a bad idea but tbh I can't see myself riding a breadbox every morning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899
Too cheap. And I want blue
At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive
There's all sorts of extra attachments costing just some petty cash. But the best is you can buy it with a lifetime warranty for 199£ I'd defo go for that, no toy has survived around me
Shall we start a Go Fund Me for you?
Not a bad idea but tbh I can't see myself riding a breadbox every morning."
This is making me giggle |
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"Found a cheaper one ladies.....not as pretty looking as the sybian model and doesn't come in different colours....it's called the motorbunny $899
Too cheap. And I want blue
At the price of the original, not only should it come in the colour you want but it should shout your name as you arrive
There's all sorts of extra attachments costing just some petty cash. But the best is you can buy it with a lifetime warranty for 199£ I'd defo go for that, no toy has survived around me
Shall we start a Go Fund Me for you?
Not a bad idea but tbh I can't see myself riding a breadbox every morning.
This is making me giggle "
Made me laugh too  |
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This tread has turned out to be great fun. It's like this ladies you can have a black pair of 6" patent heels from penny's for €6.99 or you can buy a black pair of 6" patent heels from Jimmy choo for €699!! There s not a women in here that would turn down the Jimmy choos they both look the same do the same job but the jimmys make you feel a hole lot sexier and better about yourself mmmm. Why is that ladies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This could be utilised in other household items other than a bread box. I for one recommend a beer cooler so the gentleman can have a cold one whilst watching the lady or a all in one music system complete with Bluetooth, play some tunes as the grind goes on. Turn up the bass for added vibrations cleaning implements not included though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one.
Looks like a breadbox but no chance of a bun in the oven...This thread is starting to feel like a slogan competition.
When I win I will have mine in blissful blue also as purple makes me think of Barney the dinosaur and even I am not that kinky
Madame B"
Will I leave my purple appendage at home next weekend then?  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"This tread has turned out to be great fun. It's like this ladies you can have a black pair of 6" patent heels from penny's for €6.99 or you can buy a black pair of 6" patent heels from Jimmy choo for €699!! There s not a women in here that would turn down the Jimmy choos they both look the same do the same job but the jimmys make you feel a hole lot sexier and better about yourself mmmm. Why is that ladies? "
This thread is indeed great fun! thanks op, had great laughs last night.
Maybe I'm weird but shoes for 700 quid wouldn't l make me feel an iota sexier than the one for 7 quid.
As for the Sybian, sure it's intriguing and I'd give it a go, but I'd never buy one just alone for the fact that it doesn't fit in my handbag. and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened  I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them. "
Just tell them it's a breadbin. |
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"and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them.
Just tell them it's a breadbin. "
But still wouldn't fit in the handbag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This tread has turned out to be great fun. It's like this ladies you can have a black pair of 6" patent heels from penny's for €6.99 or you can buy a black pair of 6" patent heels from Jimmy choo for €699!! There s not a women in here that would turn down the Jimmy choos they both look the same do the same job but the jimmys make you feel a hole lot sexier and better about yourself mmmm. Why is that ladies?
This thread is indeed great fun! thanks op, had great laughs last night.
Maybe I'm weird but shoes for 700 quid wouldn't l make me feel an iota sexier than the one for 7 quid.
As for the Sybian, sure it's intriguing and I'd give it a go, but I'd never buy one just alone for the fact that it doesn't fit in my handbag. and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them. "
I'd want 70 pairs of shoes for €700 not 1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them.
Just tell them it's a breadbin.
But still wouldn't fit in the handbag "
She can just use this as her handbag from now on.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDM4WDUwMA==/z/lT8AAMXQVERS-5Nn/$_35.JPG?set_id=2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and knowing my luck with the custom at airports and being screened I don't even want to imagine that one explaining to them.
Just tell them it's a breadbin.
But still wouldn't fit in the handbag
She can just use this as her handbag from now on.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDM4WDUwMA==/z/lT8AAMXQVERS-5Nn/$_35.JPG?set_id=2 "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best vibrating thing you can put between someone's legs...would be motorbike
Nope.
What you already have symbian?"
Not any more, it disappeared with the invention of Android. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Agreed the sybian doesn't travel well but I went out with a few guys who got car sick they dint travel well either lol "
Did you have to leave them at the side of the road? |
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Solution was let them play with me as I was driving to keep their mind of being sick lol. It worked for a while until my mum and dad booked a doctors check up for me after he and I drove down to visit them 3 weekends in a row. The reason given was that the last couple of times I visited I had a very flushed complexion lol had to dump him.
You see never have problems like that with a sybian!! Lol |
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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago
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Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady.
Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often.
I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi.
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady.
Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often.
I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi.
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I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive |
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady.
Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often.
I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi.
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Ooh! Sounds awful. |
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady.
Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often.
I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi.
I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive "
Have you tried a folded towel between it & you? |
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady.
Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often.
I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi.
I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive
Have you tried a folded towel between it & you?"
Didn't get a chance. One of them enters the room and my legs clamp shut |
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady.
Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often.
I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi.
I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive
Have you tried a folded towel between it & you?
Didn't get a chance. One of them enters the room and my legs clamp shut "
Love my wand and my crystal |
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady.
Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often.
I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi.
I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive "
just say abracadabra 3time's you should be ok. |
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady.
Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often.
I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi.
I can't bear a wand near me - I'm far to sensitive
Have you tried a folded towel between it & you?
Didn't get a chance. One of them enters the room and my legs clamp shut
Love my wand and my crystal "
Oh I  my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer |
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady.
Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often.
I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi.
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Don't think it's nerve damage Vibrators cannot "desensitize" anyone in any permanent way. some women simply need strong clitoral stimulus to reach orgasm. Those women probably needed that BEFORE they ever used a vibrator. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Symbian is known to cause nerve damage so approach with care and take it steady.
Like the hitachi they can do damage if used too intensive or too often.
I personally know 2 women who suffered nerve damage and no longer can achieve an orgasm at all following overuse of a hitachi.
Don't think it's nerve damage Vibrators cannot "desensitize" anyone in any permanent way. some women simply need strong clitoral stimulus to reach orgasm. Those women probably needed that BEFORE they ever used a vibrator."
They do desensitise - I've heard a lot of women say this. Overuse numbs the clit...approach with caution |
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Oh I my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer
What's the crystal ladies? "
Glass dildo
Jills gave me one as a pressie best used cold  |
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Oh I my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer
What's the crystal ladies?
Glass dildo
Jills gave me one as a pressie best used cold "
Ah. I have one with a spiral ridge around it. I get it cold when I've been bold! |
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Oh I my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer
What's the crystal ladies?
Glass dildo
Jills gave me one as a pressie best used cold
Ah. I have one with a spiral ridge around it. I get it cold when I've been bold!"
*goes to rummage in freezer* |
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Oh I my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer
What's the crystal ladies?
Glass dildo
Jills gave me one as a pressie best used cold
Ah. I have one with a spiral ridge around it. I get it cold when I've been bold!
*goes to rummage in freezer* "
*remembers what happened in Dumb & dumber so now always let's it warm up just a tad before insertion!  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Oh I my crystal - thank you very much
Which reminds me, it's in the freezer
What's the crystal ladies?
Glass dildo
Jills gave me one as a pressie best used cold
Ah. I have one with a spiral ridge around it. I get it cold when I've been bold!
*goes to rummage in freezer*
*remembers what happened in Dumb & dumber so now always let's it warm up just a tad before insertion! "
Mmm crystal sounds like a posh fuck |
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"It looks like a breadbox. What color would you go for? I quite like the passion purple one.
Looks like a breadbox but no chance of a bun in the oven...This thread is starting to feel like a slogan competition.
When I win I will have mine in blissful blue also as purple makes me think of Barney the dinosaur and even I am not that kinky
Madame B
Will I leave my purple appendage at home next weekend then? "
If it's attached to you Dahling...All thoughts of Barney would be well and truly squashed
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Geordie x dont get it mixed up with the ice lollys in the freezer a mix up won't go down well. The lolly would melt in your pussy and ruin your sheets. But even worse imagine reaching into your freezer and handing your neighbours kid an ice lolly in front of his perents might be embarrassing lol |
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