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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice  "
Not too pushed about either...
Gimme crisps and a pussy any day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice
Not too pushed about either...
Gimme crisps and a pussy any day "
You mean like a crunchy minge kinda thing??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice
That perfectly describes me. What's there not to understand?  "
Their is still the question of size do you like it long,short, fat or thin and that's just the chocolate I'm talking about. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice
That perfectly describes me. What's there not to understand? Their is still the question of size do you like it long,short, fat or thin and that's just the chocolate I'm talking about."
Only the finest and best quality, this applies to chocolate and cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice
That perfectly describes me. What's there not to understand? Their is still the question of size do you like it long,short, fat or thin and that's just the chocolate I'm talking about.
Only the finest and best quality, this applies to chocolate and cock. "
When you unwrap a chocolate you can take a nibble and if you don't like it you don't have to eat it. But what happens if you unwrap a cock and you don't like it what do you do with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I generally understand women. I feel like I am good at predicting behaviour.
But I also think I might be a bit like Steve Irwin. I'm one small misjudgement away from being killed. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice
That perfectly describes me. What's there not to understand? Their is still the question of size do you like it long,short, fat or thin and that's just the chocolate I'm talking about.
Only the finest and best quality, this applies to chocolate and cock. When you unwrap a chocolate you can take a nibble and if you don't like it you don't have to eat it. But what happens if you unwrap a cock and you don't like it what do you do with it."
Again the same applies, you don't eat it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice
That perfectly describes me. What's there not to understand? Their is still the question of size do you like it long,short, fat or thin and that's just the chocolate I'm talking about.
Only the finest and best quality, this applies to chocolate and cock. When you unwrap a chocolate you can take a nibble and if you don't like it you don't have to eat it. But what happens if you unwrap a cock and you don't like it what do you do with it.
Again the same applies, you don't eat it. "
But you might put it in you're mouth for a little nibble. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?
Kaizer does not 
Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.
In that order right ?? 
Just the sex and food for me please  "
No sleep?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Understand women... never !!!
But just imagine if women ruled the world.. there would be no more wars.....
Just lots of countries not talking to each other |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Understand women... never !!!
But just imagine if women ruled the world.. there would be no more wars.....
Just lots of countries not talking to each other "
Lmao cold shoulder wars
Humans are complex regardless of sex but the sex helps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?
Kaizer does not
Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.
In that order right ?? "
Wrong order
Plus the Manbeast doesn't sleep......he waits  |
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"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?
Kaizer does not
Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.
In that order right ?? "
Wow you met some shallow men.
Put another sex between each then at the end and your closer. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Chocolate and cock, that's all they require, or occasionally a chocolate cock will suffice
Does chocolate cock go soft in your mouth, isn't that defeating the purpose? "
You're doing something wrong when it goes soft  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?
Kaizer does not
Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.
In that order right ??
Wrong order
Plus the Manbeast doesn't sleep......he waits "
Waits for what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?
Kaizer does not
Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.
In that order right ??
Wow you met some shallow men.
Put another sex between each then at the end and your closer. "
Ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?
Kaizer does not
Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.
In that order right ??
Wrong order
Plus the Manbeast doesn't sleep......he waits
Waits for what?"
Sunrise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hands up who understands the opposite sex?
Kaizer does not
Men : sex. Food. Soccer. Sleep.
In that order right ??
Wrong order
Plus the Manbeast doesn't sleep......he waits
Waits for what?
Sunrise "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think what you mean is man are easy here because there so many man on here and woman then get shocked how many message they gt from man den sure look it like There million of us guys on here and man ant easy woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think what you mean is man are easy here because there so many man on here and woman then get shocked how many message they gt from man den sure look it like There million of us guys on here and man ant easy woman"
You gotta breath man, that hyperventilation makes you nonsensical |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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If you want to get an insight on how the female mind works I suggest you watch just one episode of the show, 'Take Me Out'.
A woman is asked what type of man she likes,
Her reply, "A rugby player type, fit and with a beard".
Guy comes out, he has a beard and he looks like he takes care of himself.
"Hi my name is Fintan, and I'm a rugby player".
Woman immediately turns off her light.
Host asks why she turned off her light as the guy was everything she said she wanted.
Her reply, "I like rugby players bodies, I don't want a guy who's too busy training to spend time with me".
Host asks what about the beard.
Her reply, "I don't like those kind of beards".
So... to answer your original question OP, no I have absolutely no understanding of the opposite sex |
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Sure the wimmin do be feckin'mad most of the time. The rest of the time they're concentrating on perfecting their driving skills and look where that's got them... Into fields mostly.
The wife came home one evening and I gave out to her for driving over the kid's bicycles. "sure 'tis their own fault" says she, "they shouldn't have left them lying in the middle of the lawn" |
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Heres a few tips to help you understand
1.FINE.
The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.
2.FIVE MINUTES.
If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.
3.NOTHING.
The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).
4.GO AHEAD.
Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!
5.A LOUD SIGH.
A non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh usually means she thinks you are a twat, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here, arguing with you about NOTHING ( refer back to point 3)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you want to get an insight on how the female mind works I suggest you watch just one episode of the show, 'Take Me Out'.
A woman is asked what type of man she likes,
Her reply, "A rugby player type, fit and with a beard".
Guy comes out, he has a beard and he looks like he takes care of himself.
"Hi my name is Fintan, and I'm a rugby player".
Woman immediately turns off her light.
Host asks why she turned off her light as the guy was everything she said she wanted.
Her reply, "I like rugby players bodies, I don't want a guy who's too busy training to spend time with me".
Host asks what about the beard.
Her reply, "I don't like those kind of beards".
So... to answer your original question OP, no I have absolutely no understanding of the opposite sex "
Brilliant, and accurate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heres a few tips to help you understand
1.FINE.
The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.
2.FIVE MINUTES.
If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.
3.NOTHING.
The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).
4.GO AHEAD.
Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!
5.A LOUD SIGH.
A non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh usually means she thinks you are a twat, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here, arguing with you about NOTHING ( refer back to point 3)
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If he hears "fine" said quietly, do not think all is well... |
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"Heres a few tips to help you understand
1.FINE.
The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.
2.FIVE MINUTES.
If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.
3.NOTHING.
The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).
4.GO AHEAD.
Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!
5.A LOUD SIGH.
A non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh usually means she thinks you are a twat, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here, arguing with you about NOTHING ( refer back to point 3)
If he hears "fine" said quietly, do not think all is well..."
Depends on which tab is open at the time.. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Heres a few tips to help you understand
1.FINE.
The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.
2.FIVE MINUTES.
If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.
3.NOTHING.
The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).
4.GO AHEAD.
Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!
5.A LOUD SIGH.
A non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh usually means she thinks you are a twat, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here, arguing with you about NOTHING ( refer back to point 3)
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This is all fine MissDG but really no use on here I'm afraid.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heres a few tips to help you understand
1.FINE.
The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.
2.FIVE MINUTES.
If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.
3.NOTHING.
The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).
4.GO AHEAD.
Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!
5.A LOUD SIGH.
A non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh usually means she thinks you are a twat, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here, arguing with you about NOTHING ( refer back to point 3)
This is all fine MissDG but really no use on here I'm afraid. "
Oh it sooo is DH .
If you use the same headlines and Base them around a coffee meet.
For instance;
1. Him -See you in McDonald's?
Her - FINE! (Ffs What a cheap fooker)
2. Her - be there in FIVE MINUTES
Him - actually waiter can I have the dinner menu instead of the lunch one?
3.him- what are you looking at ?
Her - NOTHING (that waiter is a ride compared to this twat)
4. Him - so will you give me a Bj in the car park?
Her - yeah you GO AHEAD I'll see you there.
5. Him - hi I'm the 28 yr old hunk
Her - LOUD SIGH yeah maybe 28 yrs ago
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Heres a few tips to help you understand
1.FINE.
The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.
2.FIVE MINUTES.
If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.
3.NOTHING.
The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).
4.GO AHEAD.
Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!
5.A LOUD SIGH.
A non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh usually means she thinks you are a twat, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here, arguing with you about NOTHING ( refer back to point 3)
This is all fine MissDG but really no use on here I'm afraid.
Oh it sooo is DH .
If you use the same headlines and Base them around a coffee meet.
For instance;
1. Him -See you in McDonald's?
Her - FINE! (Ffs What a cheap fooker)
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You lost me there already. There won't be a FINE. He's not only a cheap fooker, he's no style. Lights are flashing: Game over!!!
Ain't going to happen. Coffee meet cancelled and block |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heres a few tips to help you understand
1.FINE.
The word women use to end an argument when they are right and its time for you to shut up.
2.FIVE MINUTES.
If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. The other FIVE MINUTES, means youve only five more minutes to watch the footie if theres things that need doing.
3.NOTHING.
The calm before the storm, it means SOMETHING!. You need to be on your toes. Arguments that start with nothing usually end with FINE ( see point 1).
4.GO AHEAD.
Thats a dare..not permission...dont do it!
5.A LOUD SIGH.
A non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh usually means she thinks you are a twat, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here, arguing with you about NOTHING ( refer back to point 3)
This is all fine MissDG but really no use on here I'm afraid.
Oh it sooo is DH .
If you use the same headlines and Base them around a coffee meet.
For instance;
1. Him -See you in McDonald's?
Her - FINE! (Ffs What a cheap fooker)
You lost me there already. There won't be a FINE. He's not only a cheap fooker, he's no style. Lights are flashing: Game over!!!
Ain't going to happen. Coffee meet cancelled and block "
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I'll pick another venue |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's easy to understand someone of the same or opposite sex. All you have to do is take an interest, pay attention and listen to what they say when they talk to you. It's not rocket science."
My arse...
Oh yeah baby you are so good... it's the biggest I've ever had..
That was the best ever...don't worry it's OK if we just cuddle |
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"It's easy to understand someone of the same or opposite sex. All you have to do is take an interest, pay attention and listen to what they say when they talk to you. It's not rocket science.
My arse...
Oh yeah baby you are so good... it's the biggest I've ever had..
That was the best ever...don't worry it's OK if we just cuddle "
I'm talking about people in general not sex. But I am sorry you're lord to so often. |
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