The other day, my dad, who is visiting, and I went into town and visited a few pubs.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and my dad said, 'Oh Come on, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
My dad called him an “asshole”. He glared at us and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So dad called him a “shit head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
He does try to have a little fun each day, now that he is retired. |
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"The other day, my dad, who is visiting, and I went into town and visited a few pubs.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and my dad said, 'Oh Come on, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
My dad called him an “asshole”. He glared at us and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So dad called him a “shit head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
He does try to have a little fun each day, now that he is retired."
Ha ha ha ha made me laugh good one |
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Finally a hot Dad appreciation thread!!
I'm not saying being a mom is an easy job, it's probably one of the hardest, but at least you get appreciated for it.
"Tell you Mom how good dinner was"
"Tell your Mom how nice her hair is"
"Tell your Mom how pretty she looks"
They even write songs about Moms
What do dads get?
No one ever says
"Nice one for knocking out the rent this month Dad"
"Far play for paying the bills Dad"
Wait!!!! The big piece of chicken, that's what we get, and that's all we need in fact.
Tongue firmly in cheek, before I get a bashing for my pre neo liberal view of the modern household
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