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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A drink or 2, then my checklist would come out & Mr69 can see that it's not just me that can't fold into every position imaginable even if I'm helping by holding a leg or an arm...
But you're the guest, we could get him nice & hard then take turns showing each other our favourite positions & see if either party can add some refinements? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A snuggle on the sofa in our matching HP pjs 
I can't guarantee that you'd be wearing them for long...  "
Good - I have the fire hotting up nicely and a sheep skin rung on the floor to roll on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tis movie night .. we would have to budge up on the couch between oliver, the dog and I in front of the fire ......interested? "
If there's sex after, quite possibly! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A drink or 2, then my checklist would come out & Mr69 can see that it's not just me that can't fold into every position imaginable even if I'm helping by holding a leg or an arm...
But you're the guest, we could get him nice & hard then take turns showing each other our favourite positions & see if either party can add some refinements?"
Interesting!
Will Mr69 provide tea? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmm bg would you like steak or duck....12yo jameson or wine...stove lit...kit off and a smoke lol you bring dessert"
Duck, vodka(or gin) and I'll bring a surprise!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A snuggle on the sofa in our matching HP pjs
I can't guarantee that you'd be wearing them for long...
Good - I have the fire hotting up nicely and a sheep skin rung on the floor to roll on "
Fuck it, I'll leave the pjs at home!  |
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"Tis movie night .. we would have to budge up on the couch between oliver, the dog and I in front of the fire ......interested?
If there's sex after, quite possibly!"
Okay then ....but can't guarantee the dog won't try to lick you ....agreed, it's not for everyone. ...lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tis movie night .. we would have to budge up on the couch between oliver, the dog and I in front of the fire ......interested?
If there's sex after, quite possibly!
Okay then ....but can't guarantee the dog won't try to lick you ....agreed, it's not for everyone. ...lol"
This nearly made me choke laughing on my tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A drink or 2, then my checklist would come out & Mr69 can see that it's not just me that can't fold into every position imaginable even if I'm helping by holding a leg or an arm...
But you're the guest, we could get him nice & hard then take turns showing each other our favourite positions & see if either party can add some refinements?
Interesting!
Will Mr69 provide tea?"
Jaysus! Stick to coffee, he's brutal at making a cuppa
He rustled up some rib-eye steaks, French fries & onion rings for lunch today if it's food you want. Dunno what we'd do while he's cooking though....?  what type of movies does Boldy like. |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG  x"
You'd have to sit in and watch my tele on your own because I'm going out tonight
I'd bring you back a chicken burger later though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will Mr69 provide tea?
Jaysus! Stick to coffee, he's brutal at making a cuppa
He rustled up some rib-eye steaks, French fries & onion rings for lunch today if it's food you want. Dunno what we'd do while he's cooking though....? what type of movies does Boldy like."
Movies? Pffffffft, 
I say we get naked and touch each other's bits.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x
You'd have to sit in and watch my tele on your own because I'm going out tonight
I'd bring you back a chicken burger later though "
No fun |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x
You'd have to sit in and watch my tele on your own because I'm going out tonight
I'd bring you back a chicken burger later though
No fun "
Well then bring a dress with you and you can come out with me. Something classy though, you'd be meeting my friends |
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"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x
You'd have to sit in and watch my tele on your own because I'm going out tonight
I'd bring you back a chicken burger later though "
Sweet, make mine a curry chips with cheese pour moi, cutie
Apples |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x
You'd have to sit in and watch my tele on your own because I'm going out tonight
I'd bring you back a chicken burger later though
No fun
Well then bring a dress with you and you can come out with me. Something classy though, you'd be meeting my friends "
I'm very much a (street) lady, so you're safe. I can't promise I'd remain that way once we got home! |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x
You'd have to sit in and watch my tele on your own because I'm going out tonight
I'd bring you back a chicken burger later though
No fun
Well then bring a dress with you and you can come out with me. Something classy though, you'd be meeting my friends
I'm very much a (street) lady, so you're safe. I can't promise I'd remain that way once we got home! "
Oh we can leave all the classiness outside, once we're home it won't be a chicken burger I'll be eating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd probably melt at the idea of you agreeing to meet me and be a puddle of quivering sloppiness for the night
You'd be no good to me then "
I'd have my uses... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You get to explore your bi side more and we all go at it hammer and thongs. There may also be some food, alcohol and laughs but thats a given for anyone that calls over. "
Ideal!!! I'll bring booze  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x
You'd have to sit in and watch my tele on your own because I'm going out tonight
I'd bring you back a chicken burger later though
No fun
Well then bring a dress with you and you can come out with me. Something classy though, you'd be meeting my friends
I'm very much a (street) lady, so you're safe. I can't promise I'd remain that way once we got home!
Oh we can leave all the classiness outside, once we're home it won't be a chicken burger I'll be eating "
Love it! |
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By *HandDNCouple
over a year ago
Dublin |
"You get to explore your bi side more and we all go at it hammer and thongs. There may also be some food, alcohol and laughs but thats a given for anyone that calls over.
Ideal!!! I'll bring booze "
Any amount of booze here. Just need to bring yourself. Clothing optional. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd fooking ruin u
Might be the other way round if I bring DH
Go geordie u may as well cum to "
You'll be sorry you said that cj....I ain't coming to give you moral support |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd fooking ruin u
Might be the other way round if I bring DH
Go geordie u may as well cum to
You'll be sorry you said that cj....I ain't coming to give you moral support "
She's bringing her strapon to fuck your mouth. We're all gonna take turns spit roasting you, CJ |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd fooking ruin u
Might be the other way round if I bring DH
Go geordie u may as well cum to "
You never know dreams might become real in 2017
I hope you have cowboy boots cj, cos you will walk like a real cowboy when we're done and I'd love to see that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd fooking ruin u
Might be the other way round if I bring DH
Go geordie u may as well cum to
You never know dreams might become real in 2017
I hope you have cowboy boots cj, cos you will walk like a real cowboy when we're done and I'd love to see that "
And be singing rawhide |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I'd fooking ruin u
Might be the other way round if I bring DH
Go geordie u may as well cum to
You never know dreams might become real in 2017
I hope you have cowboy boots cj, cos you will walk like a real cowboy when we're done and I'd love to see that
And be singing rawhide "
Whip em up
Ride em in
Ride em out
Rawhide
Yee haw
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd fooking ruin u
Might be the other way round if I bring DH
Go geordie u may as well cum to
You never know dreams might become real in 2017
I hope you have cowboy boots cj, cos you will walk like a real cowboy when we're done and I'd love to see that
And be singing rawhide
Whip em up
Ride em in
Ride em out
Rawhide
Yee haw
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No cj  we'll be singing it and you'll be suffering from it  *cracks whip* |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I'd fooking ruin u
Might be the other way round if I bring DH
Go geordie u may as well cum to
You never know dreams might become real in 2017
I hope you have cowboy boots cj, cos you will walk like a real cowboy when we're done and I'd love to see that
And be singing rawhide
Whip em up
Ride em in
Ride em out
Rawhide
Yee haw
No cj we'll be singing it and you'll be suffering from it *cracks whip*"
Pmsi that give me a giggle
If u only knew |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd fooking ruin u
Might be the other way round if I bring DH
Go geordie u may as well cum to
You never know dreams might become real in 2017
I hope you have cowboy boots cj, cos you will walk like a real cowboy when we're done and I'd love to see that "
You crack me up DH! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x
how are you at dishes and ironing?"
Not good. You best do them yourself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Right now I have a roaring fire going and am about to watch the latest Sherlock ...... would love to throw a few blankets and cushions on ground in front of fire and jump down to watch aforementioned Sherlock with you .......... ohI might be tempted to keep adding to the fire in order to make it quite toasty ...... possibly TOO toasty thereby ensuring you might have to start peeling off some layers of clothing mwahahahahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Right now I have a roaring fire going and am about to watch the latest Sherlock ...... would love to throw a few blankets and cushions on ground in front of fire and jump down to watch aforementioned Sherlock with you .......... ohI might be tempted to keep adding to the fire in order to make it quite toasty ...... possibly TOO toasty thereby ensuring you might have to start peeling off some layers of clothing mwahahahahahahaha "
Sneaky |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right now I have a roaring fire going and am about to watch the latest Sherlock ...... would love to throw a few blankets and cushions on ground in front of fire and jump down to watch aforementioned Sherlock with you .......... ohI might be tempted to keep adding to the fire in order to make it quite toasty ...... possibly TOO toasty thereby ensuring you might have to start peeling off some layers of clothing mwahahahahahahaha
Sneaky "
Yeah, that was my plan
I'm so cooked by this fire now I'm having to strip myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Right now I have a roaring fire going and am about to watch the latest Sherlock ...... would love to throw a few blankets and cushions on ground in front of fire and jump down to watch aforementioned Sherlock with you .......... ohI might be tempted to keep adding to the fire in order to make it quite toasty ...... possibly TOO toasty thereby ensuring you might have to start peeling off some layers of clothing mwahahahahahahaha
Sneaky
Yeah, that was my plan
I'm so cooked by this fire now I'm having to strip myself "
I'm home alone tonight so no need for much clothing, no small people to scare wearing my Munster shorts sprawled in front of the fire. Boobs out, feels great!
Just lacking a spoon... |
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"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x
feck all because I'm going to work 
I won't pop over them "
Now if I had been given advance notice I'd have arranged for a couple more sexy lady's to be there and I'd pull up a chair open a cold beer and watch the best show in town |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x"
Well the floor needs a clean... don't worry you won't need be needing clothes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x
Well the floor needs a clean... don't worry you won't need be needing clothes "
Lol. You'll be cleaning it yourself then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x
Well the floor needs a clean... don't worry you won't need be needing clothes
lol oh well it was worth a try!
Lol. You'll be cleaning it yourself then "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will Mr69 provide tea?
Jaysus! Stick to coffee, he's brutal at making a cuppa
He rustled up some rib-eye steaks, French fries & onion rings for lunch today if it's food you want. Dunno what we'd do while he's cooking though....? what type of movies does Boldy like.
Movies? Pffffffft,
I say we get naked and touch each other's bits.... "
Ooh! Sure but you can forget about the tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The sitting room needs painting, you'd have to paint naked so i can see how good your stroke is then maybe swap the brush for something else!!............. like a roller |
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"The sitting room needs painting, you'd have to paint naked so i can see how good your stroke is then maybe swap the brush for something else!!............. like a roller "
Wtf is up with all the diy/housework?! Who paints their sitting room on New Year's Day anyway? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Will Mr69 provide tea?
Jaysus! Stick to coffee, he's brutal at making a cuppa
He rustled up some rib-eye steaks, French fries & onion rings for lunch today if it's food you want. Dunno what we'd do while he's cooking though....? what type of movies does Boldy like.
Movies? Pffffffft,
I say we get naked and touch each other's bits....
Ooh! Sure but you can forget about the tea."
Done |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The colour is so last year it needs a change
Best get your brush out then
I'm getting a general distaste for housework!
I had a cleaner when I lived abroad... unfortunately she was old and ugly on the plus side she was great craic and told me plenty of Spanish curse words...
You're correct "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right now I have a roaring fire going and am about to watch the latest Sherlock ...... would love to throw a few blankets and cushions on ground in front of fire and jump down to watch aforementioned Sherlock with you .......... ohI might be tempted to keep adding to the fire in order to make it quite toasty ...... possibly TOO toasty thereby ensuring you might have to start peeling off some layers of clothing mwahahahahahahaha
Sneaky "
Yes I like to think so ...... except now you know my intentions so you would probably just show up naked and ruin all my plans
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"The sitting room needs painting, you'd have to paint naked so i can see how good your stroke is then maybe swap the brush for something else!!............. like a roller
Wtf is up with all the diy/housework?! Who paints their sitting room on New Year's Day anyway? "
what can i say? I had nothing better to do, and if you'd asked I'd have painted yours too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The sitting room needs painting, you'd have to paint naked so i can see how good your stroke is then maybe swap the brush for something else!!............. like a roller
Wtf is up with all the diy/housework?! Who paints their sitting room on New Year's Day anyway?
what can i say? I had nothing better to do, and if you'd asked I'd have painted yours too "
You'd need a long roller to reach all the way from galway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The sitting room needs painting, you'd have to paint naked so i can see how good your stroke is then maybe swap the brush for something else!!............. like a roller
Wtf is up with all the diy/housework?! Who paints their sitting room on New Year's Day anyway?
what can i say? I had nothing better to do, and if you'd asked I'd have painted yours too "
I've better plans for you than painting, Geordie |
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"If I were to pop round to yours for the evening, what would we get up to?
BG x
how are you at dishes and ironing?
Not good. You best do them yourself! "
sure what else could you get up to if not that then? |
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