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Why doesn't Santa have kids?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney!!

Oh wow was in stitches when I heard that over dinner earlier! Hope you're all enjoying the holidays!

By *len-cocoMan over a year ago

Cork

You had a few drinks before dinner I imagine!