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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi fabbers just curious do many of the males on here or the male of the couple use toys was thinking of getting one not sure what though any preferences?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rambo's assault chopper!
Best toy EVER 
Please.
Optimus motherfucking Prime, bitch!"
No way!
Rambo could destroy 5 Optimus Primes with his hands and legs shackled
Killin! It's as easy as breathin  |
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"Rambo's assault chopper!
Best toy EVER
Please.
Optimus motherfucking Prime, bitch!
No way!
Rambo could destroy 5 Optimus Primes with his hands and legs shackled
Killin! It's as easy as breathin "
One squish under prime's foot. No more Rambo. |
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"Rambo's assault chopper!
Best toy EVER
Please.
Optimus motherfucking Prime, bitch!
No way!
Rambo could destroy 5 Optimus Primes with his hands and legs shackled
Killin! It's as easy as breathin "
You are both wrong... Millennium Falcon. It can do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsec's. Even if a parsec is a unit of distance not time that's still impressive  .
And for those of you that use funny measurements, a parsec = all the sky remotes ever made or to be made + all the lynx cans ever made or will be made put end to end and it still comes up short  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can make a pussy toy with some sponge and a rubber glove if youre really bored but youre better off with a plain old hand and your imagination, maybe a splash of porn for good measure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rambo's assault chopper!
Best toy EVER
Please.
Optimus motherfucking Prime, bitch!
No way!
Rambo could destroy 5 Optimus Primes with his hands and legs shackled
Killin! It's as easy as breathin
One squish under prime's foot. No more Rambo. "
You can't squish John Rambo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rambo's assault chopper!
Best toy EVER
Please.
Optimus motherfucking Prime, bitch!
No way!
Rambo could destroy 5 Optimus Primes with his hands and legs shackled
Killin! It's as easy as breathin
You are both wrong... Millennium Falcon. It can do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsec's. Even if a parsec is a unit of distance not time that's still impressive .
And for those of you that use funny measurements, a parsec = all the sky remotes ever made or to be made + all the lynx cans ever made or will be made put end to end and it still comes up short "
That's incredible
However Rambo would decapitate both Hans Solo & Chewbacca |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You are both wrong... Millennium Falcon. It can do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsec's. Even if a parsec is a unit of distance not time that's still impressive .
And for those of you that use funny measurements, a parsec = all the sky remotes ever made or to be made + all the lynx cans ever made or will be made put end to end and it still comes up short "
Impressive geek knowledge is such a turn on. Love it ye fellow geek. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rambo's assault chopper!
Best toy EVER
Please.
Optimus motherfucking Prime, bitch!
No way!
Rambo could destroy 5 Optimus Primes with his hands and legs shackled
Killin! It's as easy as breathin
You are both wrong... Millennium Falcon. It can do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsec's. Even if a parsec is a unit of distance not time that's still impressive .
And for those of you that use funny measurements, a parsec = all the sky remotes ever made or to be made + all the lynx cans ever made or will be made put end to end and it still comes up short
That's incredible
However Rambo would decapitate both Hans Solo & Chewbacca "
I know him, "Both Hans Solo" the ambidextrous cousin of Han... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rambo's assault chopper!
Best toy EVER
Please.
Optimus motherfucking Prime, bitch!
No way!
Rambo could destroy 5 Optimus Primes with his hands and legs shackled
Killin! It's as easy as breathin
You are both wrong... Millennium Falcon. It can do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsec's. Even if a parsec is a unit of distance not time that's still impressive .
And for those of you that use funny measurements, a parsec = all the sky remotes ever made or to be made + all the lynx cans ever made or will be made put end to end and it still comes up short
That's incredible
However Rambo would decapitate both Hans Solo & Chewbacca
I know him, "Both Hans Solo" the ambidextrous cousin of Han... "
Ah ya bollocks
rat tat tat tat tat....
Rambo shot you down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rambo's assault chopper!
Best toy EVER
Please.
Optimus motherfucking Prime, bitch!
No way!
Rambo could destroy 5 Optimus Primes with his hands and legs shackled
Killin! It's as easy as breathin
You are both wrong... Millennium Falcon. It can do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsec's. Even if a parsec is a unit of distance not time that's still impressive .
And for those of you that use funny measurements, a parsec = all the sky remotes ever made or to be made + all the lynx cans ever made or will be made put end to end and it still comes up short
That's incredible
However Rambo would decapitate both Hans Solo & Chewbacca
I know him, "Both Hans Solo" the ambidextrous cousin of Han...
Ah ya bollocks
rat tat tat tat tat....
Rambo shot you down "
"I was 9 & he was 10
He killed a deer with just his pen
He wore black & I wore white
Searching for more Commies to fight
Bang, bang..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rambo's assault chopper!
Best toy EVER
Please.
Optimus motherfucking Prime, bitch!
No way!
Rambo could destroy 5 Optimus Primes with his hands and legs shackled
Killin! It's as easy as breathin
One squish under prime's foot. No more Rambo.
You can't squish John Rambo "
Rambo kills two stones with one bird
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but I have to "do" it so I bought myself a Fleshlight. It's the worst toy I ever bought.
