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"Death once had a near chuck experience
Chuck has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom... The bear is not dead he is just afraid to move...  "
Wow! He's some guy... I heard his tears can eradicate man flu.... cept he never cries... |
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"Death once had a near chuck experience
Chuck has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom... The bear is not dead he is just afraid to move...
Wow! He's some guy... I heard his tears can eradicate man flu.... cept he never cries..."
Chuck once threw a grenade and killed 50 people... Then the grenade went off
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"Every night before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris"
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he looks in his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck's bum is still sore from the last time he was found  |
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"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor."
I take exception to that. I used to love watching his films. I didn't go to the cinema. Instead I just waited for two weeks until the film came out on video  |
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"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor.
Hey, Chuck is not a "c" but heard that if you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Caynon, it echoes back "is a big girls blouse"  "
And if you look in a mirror and say his name 3 times he appears behind you.. |
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"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor.
Hey, Chuck is not a "c" but heard that if you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Caynon, it echoes back "is a big girls blouse"
And if you look in a mirror and say his name 3 times he appears behind you.."
Actually, if you say "Chuck Norris" into a mirror three times, Chuck Norris will show up behind you and try sell you the cookies that he baked at his last Girl Guides outing. Be gentle in your response if it's "No" though and try not hurt his feelings  |
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"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor.
Hey, Chuck is not a "c" but heard that if you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Caynon, it echoes back "is a big girls blouse"
And if you look in a mirror and say his name 3 times he appears behind you..
Actually, if you say "Chuck Norris" into a mirror three times, Chuck Norris will show up behind you and try sell you the cookies that he baked at his last Girl Guides outing. Be gentle in your response if it's "No" though and try not hurt his feelings "
His last line in delta force 2 was "not today asshole"!! Wonder would he like that response!!! |
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"Chuck Norris is a cunt. And also all terrible actor.
Hey, Chuck is not a "c" but heard that if you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Caynon, it echoes back "is a big girls blouse"
And if you look in a mirror and say his name 3 times he appears behind you..
Actually, if you say "Chuck Norris" into a mirror three times, Chuck Norris will show up behind you and try sell you the cookies that he baked at his last Girl Guides outing. Be gentle in your response if it's "No" though and try not hurt his feelings
His last line in delta force 2 was "not today asshole"!! Wonder would he like that response!!!"
In fairness he is versatile though, not only is he a great actor, heard he also makes all his own dresses... |
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"[Removed by poster at 16/12/16 23:12:51]
Sorry, comment removed as I know how sensitive Chuck and his two fans are "
Tim I actually lol'ed at this!!! |
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"[Removed by poster at 16/12/16 23:12:51]
Sorry, comment removed as I know how sensitive Chuck and his two fans are
Tim I actually lol'ed at this!!!"
Tbh when I saw Chuck Norris jokes on Fab (which are ancient) thought "For fooks sake, can't be having that" hence the anti-Chuck Norris jokes to provoke you lot. Don't tell Chuck any of this though, will only hurt his feelings  |
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"[Removed by poster at 16/12/16 23:12:51]
Sorry, comment removed as I know how sensitive Chuck and his two fans are
Tim I actually lol'ed at this!!!
Tbh when I saw Chuck Norris jokes on Fab (which are ancient) thought "For fooks sake, can't be having that" hence the anti-Chuck Norris jokes to provoke you lot. Don't tell Chuck any of this though, will only hurt his feelings "
Ancient is right! But a bit of craic!! And that's what tis all about!!! |
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"I like the chuck Norris jokes there a bit of fun
Chuck Norris had no hair on his balls hair can't grow on steel"
Really, I heard Chucks beard is really a merkin
Chuck Norris jokes may be fun but anti Chuck Norris jokes is so much better!  |
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If Kaizer and Chuck Norris fought the world would explode 
