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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good morning ladies and gentlemen!!
It's been hard to get an ould laugh on here recently... So this can be a funny one. It's a 2 part thread so here goes ...
I reached a fab milestone yesterday .. Got a request for a thong in the post ..
Now how does this work? U wear said panties and pop them in a wee parcel .. U could add a bit of xmas wrapping and ribbon to enhance the experience. Would u be vac packing them to seal in the ahhhhh freshness ???
Not that im doing this but it's good for a girl to know the dets as it were. 
Also the rant ... Men of fab I do not run a knocking shop. Why do u think u can rock up to my house and get ur thrills ... Oh u live with ur mammy ... Ur wife .. U have house mates !!!
Iv heard all the bloody reasons but basically u want a quick fuck in my house .. Nsa of course
Thanx but no thanx
Have a good day xxxx |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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Isn't fab fabulous. It never stops to surprise or to annoy us.
Op, We all seem to have our duties on here. I'm sure you're a fine knocking shop keeper. My profile seems to suggest that I'm running a tourist office to entertain lonely male visitors from abroad but also to take the culchies by the hand when they get lost in one of those lovely hotels along the M50. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Isn't fab fabulous. It never stops to surprise or to annoy us.
Op, We all seem to have our duties on here. I'm sure you're a fine knocking shop keeper. My profile seems to suggest that I'm running a tourist office to entertain lonely male visitors from abroad but also to take the culchies by the hand when they get lost in one of those lovely hotels along the M50. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Isn't fab fabulous. It never stops to surprise or to annoy us.
Op, We all seem to have our duties on here. I'm sure you're a fine knocking shop keeper. My profile seems to suggest that I'm running a tourist office to entertain lonely male visitors from abroad but also to take the culchies by the hand when they get lost in one of those lovely hotels along the M50.
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Thanx dog ... I do like to play shop every once nd a while ...
A butchers 
Woof xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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best to just ignore and not even answer mail from the multitude of muppets who offer to drop by your house so you can suck them off , even worse are the ones who mail ya thinking they are something special and leeting you know they "might" be interested in you depending on the pics you send them ...lol deluded |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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No apparently you meet him, go up to him stick them into his top pocket leaving them sticking out like a handkerchief, then turn and silently walk away, giving him a heart attack as you actually showed up   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No apparently you meet him, go up to him stick them into his top pocket leaving them sticking out like a handkerchief, then turn and silently walk away, giving him a heart attack as you actually showed up "
And here I was thinking that was a silky hankie in ur pocket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ill swap u a pair for a pair of my used socks"
Id sniff ur socks any day billy boy
And another thing ... Men looking for party invites ..I have kindly invited many
Boys to accompany me to events / socials ... They always cancell Iv heard every reason in the book..
JESUS I need angry sex ... Just as well I have a guy calling to my knocking shop to tend to my garden
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"Ill swap u a pair for a pair of my used socks
Id sniff ur socks any day billy boy
And another thing ... Men looking for party invites ..I have kindly invited many
Boys to accompany me to events / socials ... They always cancell Iv heard every reason in the book..
JESUS I need angry sex ... Just as well I have a guy calling to my knocking shop to tend to my garden
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look seeing as your having a rant ill make you happy by throwing in along with the socks a pair of sweaty old snickers work trousers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pesky females getting all high and mighty...
Ye should be happy with midnight callers, be thrilled by the offer of letting a guy offer his cock to let you such it, and as for the thong everyone needs a bit a floss now and then....
Now don't be slaggin the lads who live with their mummies/roomies it's hard to live on €188 a week on your own.... 
Now girls cut these poor lads some slack! They've a lot to be putting up with...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ill swap u a pair for a pair of my used socks
Id sniff ur socks any day billy boy
And another thing ... Men looking for party invites ..I have kindly invited many
Boys to accompany me to events / socials ... They always cancell Iv heard every reason in the book..
JESUS I need angry sex ... Just as well I have a guy calling to my knocking shop to tend to my garden
look seeing as your having a rant ill make you happy by throwing in along with the socks a pair of sweaty old snickers work trousers"
Deal bring ur tool box ... Me pipes need a good cleaning  |
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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago
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"Ill swap u a pair for a pair of my used socks
Id sniff ur socks any day billy boy
And another thing ... Men looking for party invites ..I have kindly invited many
Boys to accompany me to events / socials ... They always cancell Iv heard every reason in the book..
JESUS I need angry sex ... Just as well I have a guy calling to my knocking shop to tend to my garden
look seeing as your having a rant ill make you happy by throwing in along with the socks a pair of sweaty old snickers work trousers
Deal bring ur tool box ... Me pipes need a good cleaning "
Miss DH seems very good at D.I.Y., and would say she looks really really hot in a pair of Snickers.
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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"God if the postman knew what was in the package....
What if customs bring in sniffer dogs to the post office....."
I heard they don't use sniffer dogs for this kind of parcel
Seemingly they have a long list of single blokes (and a few ladies) who are willing to provide their services for free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quiet day all?? It seems so straight forward
1. PLan a meet early
2. Turn up
3. Don't be a twat
4. Bring chocs
5. Ask for knickers at the end. This will save postage difficulties.
6. If a planned meet falls through have a wank. You can't do Step 1 at this point so maybe use an earlier Step 5 and Step 4 to have a decent night
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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago
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As i have said many times some people are a bit weird.
But the trick is not to let it get to you as its probably not worth getting worked up over. Some would see people looking your used knickers as an opportunity. I personally know one girl who paid her way through Uni selling her knickers. She would go and buy them in pennys at a quid each and sell them 24 hours later at 10 quid each + postage and packing. And she made thousands over the years from a free website while educating herself.
Now if you can buy something use it and sell it within 24 hours later for 10 times what you bought it for + expenses then fair play.
But maybe thats my inner entrepreneur talking.
Some people are a bit weird. Some are very weird. Some are just bonkers, but dont let them get to you.
See the madness, avoid the nutters and live your life as best you can and you wont go far wrong.
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Yeah course i do, im gonna leave my bed to join you in yours 
The worst part about this is, Id think Im last on the list and its sheer desperation on their part. 
