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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I always expect the worse when meeting in person but just met someone today and she's as nice and sexy in person as she is on fab
What's the worse story's you have from meeting someone from fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the guy is tiny and u can't feel him inside u let he telling u to ride him harder... not sure what I was even riding... at least I can laugh now
Oh and there was the guy who had the whole night planned out and was pretty much following a script he had in his head...not great. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the guy is tiny and u can't feel him inside u let he telling u to ride him harder... not sure what I was even riding... at least I can laugh now
Oh and there was the guy who had the whole night planned out and was pretty much following a script he had in his head...not great."
Ha ha been there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahahaha a pre-ejacker on a swinger site. Heard it all now. Saw a thread where it says most guys last three minutes or something, that's really bad, but a pre-ejacker, stick to wanking mate.
OP, why meet people if you're cynical beforehand, I do be nervous but always know it'll be a bit of craic, few drinks and lucky to get a bit of fun at the end. Men are getting more and more warped expecting perfection and expecting sex. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ahahaha a pre-ejacker on a swinger site. Heard it all now. Saw a thread where it says most guys last three minutes or something, that's really bad, but a pre-ejacker, stick to wanking mate.
OP, why meet people if you're cynical beforehand, I do be nervous but always know it'll be a bit of craic, few drinks and lucky to get a bit of fun at the end. Men are getting more and more warped expecting perfection and expecting sex. "
I never expect sex or perfection. But when I've been asked twice before to shit on someone once before to piss on someone and another time i was asked if id would sell my sperm. So u can't blame me for expecting the worse  |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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"Ahahaha a pre-ejacker on a swinger site. Heard it all now. Saw a thread where it says most guys last three minutes or something, that's really bad, but a pre-ejacker, stick to wanking mate.
OP, why meet people if you're cynical beforehand, I do be nervous but always know it'll be a bit of craic, few drinks and lucky to get a bit of fun at the end. Men are getting more and more warped expecting perfection and expecting sex.
I never expect sex or perfection. But when I've been asked twice before to shit on someone once before to piss on someone and another time i was asked if id would sell my sperm. So u can't blame me for expecting the worse "
Always expect the worst and you won't be disappointed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahahaha a pre-ejacker on a swinger site. Heard it all now. Saw a thread where it says most guys last three minutes or something, that's really bad, but a pre-ejacker, stick to wanking mate.
OP, why meet people if you're cynical beforehand, I do be nervous but always know it'll be a bit of craic, few drinks and lucky to get a bit of fun at the end. Men are getting more and more warped expecting perfection and expecting sex.
I never expect sex or perfection. But when I've been asked twice before to shit on someone once before to piss on someone and another time i was asked if id would sell my sperm. So u can't blame me for expecting the worse
Always expect the worst and you won't be disappointed "
If that's happened that's unlucky, still wouldn't be too cynical, plenty of nice birds |
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