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I need a couch buddy...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Applicants must be,
Hot,
Tall,
Open to recieving many bjs,
Must speak fluent sarcasm,
Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,
Spooning - non negotiable,
Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,
Stubble  ,
Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...
And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!
Where are you? 
BG x
(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Applicants must be,
Hot,
Tall,
Open to recieving many bjs,
Must speak fluent sarcasm,
Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,
Spooning - non negotiable,
Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,
Stubble ,
Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...
And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!
Where are you?
BG x
(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) "
Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like a health and safety nightmare. Hot liquids. Multiple surfaces. I could go on....
Count me in "
This made me LOL.
It's good to live life on the edge, no?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Applicants must be,
Hot,
Tall,
Open to recieving many bjs,
Must speak fluent sarcasm,
Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,
Spooning - non negotiable,
Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,
Stubble ,
Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...
And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!
Where are you?
BG x
(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!)
Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it? "
My legs almost gaveway at the words "neck and lips".....
Sorry, what was that you were saying? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I see no mention of food,supply or type,in afore mentioned terms
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It's in the fine print, copious amounts of food shall be available for said couch buddy!
I'm nothing if not a good hostess!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Applicants must be,
Hot,
Tall,
Open to recieving many bjs,
Must speak fluent sarcasm,
Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,
Spooning - non negotiable,
Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,
Stubble ,
Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...
And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!
Where are you?
BG x
(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!)
Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it?
My legs almost gaveway at the words "neck and lips".....
Sorry, what was that you were saying? "
Mr69: It's OK,I've perfected the swoon scoop,just keep yr head back & I can carry on to bring you back around. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mr69: You're killing me Boldy. I only had to put my foot down recently about lack of kissing. You didn't mention neck, are you partial to a pair of lips on it?
My legs almost gaveway at the words "neck and lips".....
Sorry, what was that you were saying?
Mr69: It's OK,I've perfected the swoon scoop,just keep yr head back & I can carry on to bring you back around. "
I hope you're strong. I'm a heavy load! |
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"Surprised that you didn't mention good oral skills from the player!
Not all women are into receiving oral "
Duly noted, though some of us love to give. Not if lady prefers not to, of course, just makes some of us feel selfish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And what does the guy get in return for doing all of this?
BJS and a great shag.
Ffs what more do you want?"
Pizza.
How about a new list:
Will give you blowjobs
and order you pizza
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch  "
You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is this a tonight only or will you have and on going position to be filled? "
It could lead to a part time position.
Depends on the tea-making entirely! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch
You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer... "
Who said I was sharing my vino
Pull over and I'll show you a disappearing trick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch
Thought you were more a pints girl like myself hunny "
I could do with a barrel tonight Mistress |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is this a tonight only or will you have and on going position to be filled?
It could lead to a part time position.
Depends on the tea-making entirely!
I make great tea.. "
You say this, might not be true! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch
You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer... "
Awww Boldy...
I'm switching to tea as I type and we can share my toy any time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch
You fucking know I can't drink (& hate) wine... but if your double ended toy is on offer...
Awww Boldy...
I'm switching to tea as I type and we can share my toy any time "
I've just made a fresh pot.. loads of room here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're looking for a wine buddy move over on the couch
Thought you were more a pints girl like myself hunny
I could do with a barrel tonight Mistress "
I've got plenty here. I'll keep the fire going while you get your sexy ass down here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a permanent role or part time or even just on odd job kinda deal - I do like a road trip now and again and fit the specs quite nicely!!"
Very much a part time thing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a permanent role or part time or even just on odd job kinda deal - I do like a road trip now and again and fit the specs quite nicely!!
Very much a part time thing! "
Im in... how far into the west am I travelling?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a permanent role or part time or even just on odd job kinda deal - I do like a road trip now and again and fit the specs quite nicely!!
Very much a part time thing!
Im in... how far into the west am I travelling?? "
Secret location |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Posted my application there - need to hand in 2 weeks notice in my current role of course! Its only fair!"
Your application is the funniest thing I have ever read.
11/10 for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Applicants must be,
Hot,
Tall,
Open to recieving many bjs,
Must speak fluent sarcasm,
Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,
Spooning - non negotiable,
Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,
Stubble ,
Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...
And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!
Where are you?
BG x
(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) "
Alas I am too old for a start to even get my application through  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Applicants must be,
Hot,
Tall,
Open to recieving many bjs,
Must speak fluent sarcasm,
Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,
Spooning - non negotiable,
Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,
Stubble ,
Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...
And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!
Where are you?
BG x
(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) "
Also .....want !!!!  |
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I'm gonna be accused of all sorts here but I've been drinking since 6pm and Pearl Jam are on Nova, with new Metallica to come, so I don't care!
You ladies do know that if you go for the suck first and repeat, it will greatly increase your chances of getting fucked senseless? Just querying, as many expect to be senseless immediately but if you take the cap off the explosive, it burns longer! |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work... "
Ahhhh DH, you need to chill!
Any massage pros in the house for the lovely DH? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Applicants must be,
Hot,
Tall,
Open to recieving many bjs,
Must speak fluent sarcasm,
Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,
Spooning - non negotiable,
Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,
Stubble ,
Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...
And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!
Where are you?
BG x
(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!)
Also .....want !!!! "
Surely these guys exist, no? |
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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago
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"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work... "
You need TLC and A Massage.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work... "
I like giving a nice slowwwwww firm, yet gentle massage using heated oil ........ideally in a heated room- possibly in front of a roaring fire and with you maybe having had a glass or two of your favourite tipple ...but no more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work...
I like giving a nice slowwwwww firm, yet gentle massage using heated oil ........ideally in a heated room- possibly in front of a roaring fire and with you maybe having had a glass or two of your favourite tipple ...but no more
Terms and conditions: no massage oil near my pussy. They're not compatible "
Oh god no ...... I know that much !! Oil drizzled onto lower back when I get that far and massaged into your bum cheeks but no further......I am only human after all and I am going to want to lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry bold, I shouldn't piggy bag,I stay away and enjoy most of all! "
I am sure Bold has more than her fair share ......as do you ...... but every now and again it's nice to try something new ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if you have some scraps, I need a massage pro, let me know. I insulated my very shallow attic this week and pushed myself to the limit. Everything hurts but most of all my shoulders, can barely lift my arms...but I still can do some leg work...
I like giving a nice slowwwwww firm, yet gentle massage using heated oil ........ideally in a heated room- possibly in front of a roaring fire and with you maybe having had a glass or two of your favourite tipple ...but no more "
Hhhhhhmmm hotlisted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?
Stick it on the thread
I'd sooo love an interview "
Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?
Stick it on the thread
Need a PA boldy?
Always
Grabs keys.....
And a pen... "
And tape measure...
We know how boldly loves big thighs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?
Stick it on the thread
Need a PA boldy?
Always
Grabs keys.....
And a pen...
And tape measure...
We know how boldly loves big thighs "
Oh, I thought you wanted it to get the Smiley's mouth straight that we're gonna draw on her boobs when she gets d*unk... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?
Stick it on the thread
Need a PA boldy?
Always
Grabs keys.....
And a pen...
And tape measure...
We know how boldly loves big thighs
Oh, I thought you wanted it to get the Smiley's mouth straight that we're gonna draw on her boobs when she gets d*unk... "
They'd be tiny smileys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?
Stick it on the thread
Need a PA boldy?
Always
Grabs keys.....
And a pen...
And tape measure...
We know how boldly loves big thighs
Oh, I thought you wanted it to get the Smiley's mouth straight that we're gonna draw on her boobs when she gets d*unk...
They'd be tiny smileys "
They could be the eyes... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?
Stick it on the thread
I'd sooo love an interview
Oh I really really want this job lol
Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?
Stick it on the thread
I'd sooo love an interview
Oh I really really want this job lol
Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie "
Don't be shy now, i'm sitting here with pen poised |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm well qualified and I've good references, where do I send my CV?
Stick it on the thread
I'd sooo love an interview
Stick your cv on here and I'll go through it with Geordie "
Oh I really really want this job! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Applicants must be,
Hot,
Tall,
Open to recieving many bjs,
Must speak fluent sarcasm,
Must be willing to bend me over various surfaces and fuck me senseless,
Spooning - non negotiable,
Excellent tea making skills are a major plus,
Stubble ,
Must be open to snogging to the extent of having sore jaws...
And must fuck off home in the morning.... après morning sex, bobs!
Where are you?
BG x
(For the grumps,this is just a bit of fun!) "
lol can I have my own toothbrush parking space B.G |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!
I'm looking for reeeeeally tall
6'+ "
I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!
I'm looking for reeeeeally tall
6'+
I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall"
What's half an inch amongst friends lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!
I'm looking for reeeeeally tall
6'+
I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall
What's half an inch amongst friends lol "
I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!
I'm looking for reeeeeally tall
6'+
I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall
What's half an inch amongst friends lol
I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me "
Well im welllll above that in fairness lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!
I'm looking for reeeeeally tall
6'+
I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall
What's half an inch amongst friends lol
I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me
Well im welllll above that in fairness lol "
Well over 6'?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!
I'm looking for reeeeeally tall
6'+
I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall
What's half an inch amongst friends lol
I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me
Well im welllll above that in fairness lol
Well over 6'?
6' justtttt
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!
I'm looking for reeeeeally tall
6'+
I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall
What's half an inch amongst friends lol
I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me
Well im welllll above that in fairness lol
Well over 6'?
6' justtttt
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tell your profile that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!
I'm looking for reeeeeally tall
6'+
I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall
What's half an inch amongst friends lol
I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me
Well im welllll above that in fairness lol
Well over 6'?
6' justtttt
tell your profile that!"
I think he's fallen over from all that standing on tippy toes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Imagine that,vi am in Mayo, and I dont think I'm awfully far away from you at all Boldie!!
I'm looking for reeeeeally tall
6'+
I need to take you to my home town boldy - Geordies are really tall
What's half an inch amongst friends lol
I'm almost 5'10", it definitely matters to me
Well im welllll above that in fairness lol
Well over 6'?
6' justtttt
tell your profile that!
I think he's fallen over from all that standing on tippy toes"
That's when I don't spike my hair tho lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thats such a pain in the ass boldie that I am only an inch or so taller than you, i think its the only aspect of your job description that i fall down on. If its any consolation, it does mean that i don't have to drop as far if you want some oral fun |
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