( Lowly Sings)
Dear Penis
i dont think i like you anymore
you used to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
oh dear penis
i dont like you anymore.
it used to be you and me
a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
Now it seems, things have changed
Dear penis
i dont like you anymore
(Penis sings)
Dear Lowly
i dont think i like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin!
you put me places ive never been before
Dear Lowly
i dont like you anymore
Why cant we get a grip
On our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We d just stay at home forever
Dear Penis
I think i like you after all..
Oh and Lowly
While yer shavin
Shave my balls....
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"( Lowly Sings)
Dear Penis
i dont think i like you anymore
you used to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
oh dear penis
i dont like you anymore.
it used to be you and me
a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
Now it seems, things have changed
Dear penis
i dont like you anymore
(Penis sings)
Dear Lowly
i dont think i like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin!
you put me places ive never been before
Dear Lowly
i dont like you anymore
Why cant we get a grip
On our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We d just stay at home forever
Dear Penis
I think i like you after all..
Oh and Lowly
While yer shavin
Shave my balls....
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What am image....I think I need a drink...  |
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"( Lowly Sings)
Dear Penis
i dont think i like you anymore
you used to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
oh dear penis
i dont like you anymore.
it used to be you and me
a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
Now it seems, things have changed
Dear penis
i dont like you anymore
(Penis sings)
Dear Lowly
i dont think i like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin!
you put me places ive never been before
Dear Lowly
i dont like you anymore
Why cant we get a grip
On our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We d just stay at home forever
Dear Penis
I think i like you after all..
Oh and Lowly
While yer shavin
Shave my balls....
What am image....I think I need a drink... "
At least you got it!!  poor lowlys probably holding his head in despair!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have a number for lowlandman to check and see that he is OK...."
I spoke to him earlier and he's ok. He didn't say he was leaving here, but he was in good form. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Looking out the front window here I can see him on the mountain above me running trough the fields naked except for his wellies he's fine
He's fine as in doing OK not like he's fine I'd fuck him I ain't like that |
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"Does anyone have a number for lowlandman to check and see that he is OK....
I spoke to him earlier and he's ok. He didn't say he was leaving here, but he was in good form. "
maybe just check up on him again if u wouldn't mind thanks xxx |
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"Looking out the front window here I can see him on the mountain above me running trough the fields naked except for his wellies he's fine
He's fine as in doing OK not like he's fine I'd fuck him I ain't like that "
Good man cj glad we cleared that up....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone have a number for lowlandman to check and see that he is OK....
I spoke to him earlier and he's ok. He didn't say he was leaving here, but he was in good form. maybe just check up on him again if u wouldn't mind thanks xxx"
I have done. It's lovely of you to be concerned x |
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"Does anyone have a number for lowlandman to check and see that he is OK....
I spoke to him earlier and he's ok. He didn't say he was leaving here, but he was in good form. maybe just check up on him again if u wouldn't mind thanks xxx
I have done. It's lovely of you to be concerned x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ffs...brutal bad bollix of a day..and its not over yet..
Cheer me up please  "
Ah Low! C'mon, if it was because the pics didn't show nipple, I can redo...
Stay safe Welly man...  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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Oi! I didn't scare anyone of here. I know I might represent a nightmare for some on here but a lowlandman is well able to handle a middle aged, headstrong cow.
Lowy messaged me before leaving. He's ok, just needs a break to take a deep breath. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oi! I didn't scare anyone of here. I know I might represent a nightmare for some on here but a lowlandman is well able to handle a middle aged, headstrong cow.
Lowy messaged me before leaving. He's ok, just needs a break to take a deep breath. "
Deep breaths....
Hook me up to the nitrous oxide... 
Dam...low is one funny fcker |
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