Often in my line of work I'll speak to several people I'll never meet as we're split over many offices worldwide.
On one occasion I did get to meet the girl I had plenty of banter with. I have to say she really didn't meet my spank bank ambitions. Which happened to be a Christmas party for the supplier she worked for. My God she tried it on though. I got very d*unk. I got to sleep with my spank bank girl. Haha.
The movie of this is to star Brad Pitt as me...and a decomposed Cleopatra as her.
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There's a guy who works for Greyhound Recycling and his voice is like melted chocolate.Ive spoken to him a few times surprisingly enough! Now ,I hate chocolate but by jesus, id cover him head to toe in the stuff and lick it off him!
If youre on here Mr Greyhound Recycling, pop me a mail!  |
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"There's a guy who works for Greyhound Recycling and his voice is like melted chocolate.Ive spoken to him a few times surprisingly enough! Now ,I hate chocolate but by jesus, id cover him head to toe in the stuff and lick it off him!
If youre on here Mr Greyhound Recycling, pop me a mail! "
lol you mail box I'd gonna be flooded saying its me its me. |
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"There's a guy who works for Greyhound Recycling and his voice is like melted chocolate.Ive spoken to him a few times surprisingly enough! Now ,I hate chocolate but by jesus, id cover him head to toe in the stuff and lick it off him!
If youre on here Mr Greyhound Recycling, pop me a mail! lol you mail box I'd gonna be flooded saying its me its me. "
Tell him to Whippet out as proof...
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"There's a guy who works for Greyhound Recycling and his voice is like melted chocolate.Ive spoken to him a few times surprisingly enough! Now ,I hate chocolate but by jesus, id cover him head to toe in the stuff and lick it off him!
If youre on here Mr Greyhound Recycling, pop me a mail! lol you mail box I'd gonna be flooded saying its me its me.
Tell him to Whippet out as proof...
I'm here all week folks "
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"And at the end of the day...they could be like me...
Nice voice...but a head like a melted welly "
I get a lot of comments on my voice.. Just a pity there's no money in it and i can't sing |
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I ordered toughened glass over the phone once and that has to be the most unintentional hottest phone calls I ever experienced.
All was going really well till we got to what size I wanted and could he have that in inches. So began a 10 minute exchange. I said I wasn't good at inches but fairly long was what I needed. We talked about a measuring tape but I didn't have one so he asked did I have a ruler. The conversation got so full of innuendo that I began to sweat. Then we began to laugh. He said he'd call me back in 10 minutes when we composed ourselves. Definitely highly charged and hilarious at the same time. Thankfully he was just as delicious in the flesh when he came to deliver |
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"I ordered toughened glass over the phone once and that has to be the most unintentional hottest phone calls I ever experienced.
All was going really well till we got to what size I wanted and could he have that in inches. So began a 10 minute exchange. I said I wasn't good at inches but fairly long was what I needed. We talked about a measuring tape but I didn't have one so he asked did I have a ruler. The conversation got so full of innuendo that I began to sweat. Then we began to laugh. He said he'd call me back in 10 minutes when we composed ourselves. Definitely highly charged and hilarious at the same time. Thankfully he was just as delicious in the flesh when he came to deliver "
How many inches did he bring you in the end? |
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