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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the weirdest mail/request you got here?
Mine was I'm just passing through your town can I come to yours and we can masturbate over pics of my girlfriend... some chancer there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after. "
ah christ.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after. "
thats mental |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after.
thats mental "
I couldn't believe it when I read it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was contacted by a guy who wanted permission to castrate himself and then come to our house so he could service to my wife. He was very serious. I persuaded him to
1) wait until he found a dominant woman who would then decide if he was worth having a cock or not. I couldn't give him permission and he shouldn't deprive his future dominant the choice or the pleasure.
2) i suggested he try ball busting. It seemed right up his ally.
3) chastity. Prepare himself for the woman of his dreams
4) go speak to a doctor and explain why he feels the way he does.
He seemed really nice. Just troubled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The rape scenario message!
The brave fake profiles just calling me names. To find a teeny, tiny positive in all that it makes the run of the mill rude messages I receive look pretty tame |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A guy asked me to wear the same socks for a few days then come to his house and let him sniff them and wank over my feet and he wanted to pay for it  "
I dont know whether to laugh or throw up |
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What's the weirdest mail/request you got here?
Mine was I'm just passing through your town can I come to yours and we can masturbate over pics of my girlfriend... some chancer there "
Does weirdest mail sent count aswell op |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the girl of a couple I had a social
Want to meet and have role play fine I said.
Then she wanted me to
Pretend to be her dad and abuse her told her no then she said ok pretend your a family freind and she was 15 years old.
No way then she blocked me |
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"The rape scenario message!
The brave fake profiles just calling me names. To find a teeny, tiny positive in all that it makes the run of the mill rude messages I receive look pretty tame"
Rape scenario message? Is this from randomers? I'd almost lead them on, find their name/location/phone number and report them to Gardai looking for suspects in the area. Bastards!
As for those calling you names, im betting they're out of arms reach as you'd batter them with the bat I'd hand you |
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"Wonder if this is strange enough...
Message I got from a lady
Will you meet me and make me pregnant "
I was with a girl from tinder and she told me not to worry about the condom, obviously wasnt going along with that but didnt want to say she might have something. So I just pointed out that the pill isnt 100% so a condom as well is extra safe.
"Im not on the pill, but if it happens it happens"
....that ended my plans for the night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder if this is strange enough...
Message I got from a lady
Will you meet me and make me pregnant "
I had a similar request from a GUY a few years back who was hugely turned on by the idea of a lady carrying 'his seed' - actually sent a full message listing possible child support arrangements... each to their own but Jesus Christ man!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder if this is strange enough...
Message I got from a lady
Will you meet me and make me pregnant
I had a similar request from a GUY a few years back who was hugely turned on by the idea of a lady carrying 'his seed' - actually sent a full message listing possible child support arrangements... each to their own but Jesus Christ man!! "
weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder if this is strange enough...
Message I got from a lady
Will you meet me and make me pregnant
I had a similar request from a GUY a few years back who was hugely turned on by the idea of a lady carrying 'his seed' - actually sent a full message listing possible child support arrangements... each to their own but Jesus Christ man!!
weird"
Slight conversation killer lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rape scenario message? Is this from randomers? I'd almost lead them on, find their name/location/phone number and report them to Gardai looking for suspects in the area. Bastards!
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Why? It is a quite common female fantasy. A possibly dangerous one but still.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Rape scenario message? Is this from randomers? I'd almost lead them on, find their name/location/phone number and report them to Gardai looking for suspects in the area. Bastards!
Why? It is a quite common female fantasy. A possibly dangerous one but still.
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You cannot be fucking serious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after. "
Lol, I think I was talking to the same one, she said we could meet and she'd give me a blowjob, only condition was I parked beside her car so I could keep an eye on the kids while she was sucking away!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after. "
OMFG Thats not right at all,what a piece of shit!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after.
OMFG Thats not right at all,what a piece of shit!!!!!!!!"
Well childcare is very expensive at the minute!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after.
OMFG Thats not right at all,what a piece of shit!!!!!!!!
Well childcare is very expensive at the minute!!! "
Thats just sick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after.
OMFG Thats not right at all,what a piece of shit!!!!!!!!
Well childcare is very expensive at the minute!!!
Thats just sick"
Well I'm pretty sure the one I was talking to was just a fake, I don't think any woman would seriously ever stoop that low to bring kids along. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey bud do you want to fuck my brothers slutty pregnant girlfriend? I was like wtf man. He said id no balls then because i wasnt interested. Genuinely couldnt make that shit up if you tryed to lol |
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I had a lady ask me could she use me to dump on n I said could I use tissue paper n she said it could not save u as it would b diahora n wanted to rub it all over me yuk I nearly puked how sick can they get |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after.
OMFG Thats not right at all,what a piece of shit!!!!!!!!
Well childcare is very expensive at the minute!!!
Thats just sick
Well I'm pretty sure the one I was talking to was just a fake, I don't think any woman would seriously ever stoop that low to bring kids along."
Oh believe me I'm sure there is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder if this is strange enough...
Message I got from a lady
Will you meet me and make me pregnant
I had a similar request from a GUY a few years back who was hugely turned on by the idea of a lady carrying 'his seed' - actually sent a full message listing possible child support arrangements... each to their own but Jesus Christ man!! "
Not quite a puppy is not just for Christmas 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a lady ask me could she use me to dump on n I said could I use tissue paper n she said it could not save u as it would b diahora n wanted to rub it all over me yuk I nearly puked how sick can they get "
Would you have let her do it if you had tissue paper? |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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"I had a lady ask me could she use me to dump on n I said could I use tissue paper n she said it could not save u as it would b diahora n wanted to rub it all over me yuk I nearly puked how sick can they get
Would you have let her do it if you had tissue paper? "
Was the first thing that came into my head too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a lady ask me could she use me to dump on n I said could I use tissue paper n she said it could not save u as it would b diahora n wanted to rub it all over me yuk I nearly puked how sick can they get
Would you have let her do it if you had tissue paper?
Was the first thing that came into my head too!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was with a babe (and I use that last word loosely)..and as tinnggs got steamy she insisted on licking my arm arm pits ..a tad strange. .but who was i to judge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after.
thats mental
I couldn't believe it when I read it. "
Crickey....I hope you didn't meet her at all and reported her ....poor kids....!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was chatting to a girl for quite some time so we met up. Things were going really good until she wanted me to have sex with her, without protection after she told me she was not on the pill.
I raised this with her & then she said I want you to impregnate me so I can get more social welfare money!
I just couldn't believe it, put my clothes on & left! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a message in a chat room once with the guy wanting to blow his load over my chest then sprinkle hundreds and thousands on his cum and feed it to me with one of those little ice cream spoons.
Was a bit taken aback then I said to him I'm the hubby.
His response "I know"
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Got a message in a chat room once with the guy wanting to blow his load over my chest then sprinkle hundreds and thousands on his cum and feed it to me with one of those little ice cream spoons.
Was a bit taken aback then I said to him I'm the hubby.
His response "I know"
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quite like that idea. Did you do it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got a message in a chat room once with the guy wanting to blow his load over my chest then sprinkle hundreds and thousands on his cum and feed it to me with one of those little ice cream spoons.
Was a bit taken aback then I said to him I'm the hubby.
His response "I know"
quite like that idea. Did you do it? "
No told him I was diabetic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was asked to come to a bar and chat a woman up while her husband watched. He was the one that got the kick out of it.
Seems pretty standard!"
Maybe in cork..... not up here man. Don't think many men up here would appreciate another fella chatting up his missus |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got a message in a chat room once with the guy wanting to blow his load over my chest then sprinkle hundreds and thousands on his cum and feed it to me with one of those little ice cream spoons.
Was a bit taken aback then I said to him I'm the hubby.
His response "I know"
quite like that idea. Did you do it?
No told him I was diabetic "
You know in some parts of rural Ireland, hundreds and thousands mixed with bistro is a cure for diarrhoea. Thicken ya right up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got a message in a chat room once with the guy wanting to blow his load over my chest then sprinkle hundreds and thousands on his cum and feed it to me with one of those little ice cream spoons.
Was a bit taken aback then I said to him I'm the hubby.
His response "I know"
quite like that idea. Did you do it?
No told him I was diabetic
You know in some parts of rural Ireland, hundreds and thousands mixed with bistro is a cure for diarrhoea. Thicken ya right up. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was asked to come to a bar and chat a woman up while her husband watched. He was the one that got the kick out of it.
Seems pretty standard!
Maybe in cork..... not up here man. Don't think many men up here would appreciate another fella chatting up his missus "
Why not? If he's a swinger he probably shouldn't mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was asked to come to a bar and chat a woman up while her husband watched. He was the one that got the kick out of it.
Seems pretty standard!
Maybe in cork..... not up here man. Don't think many men up here would appreciate another fella chatting up his missus
Why not? If he's a swinger he probably shouldn't mind. "
Only one thing wrong with that sentence...... "if"
She was on as a single woman profile, so to the best of my knowledge, he didn't know about fab |
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"Was asked to come to a bar and chat a woman up while her husband watched. He was the one that got the kick out of it.
Seems pretty standard!
Maybe in cork..... not up here man. Don't think many men up here would appreciate another fella chatting up his missus
Why not? If he's a swinger he probably shouldn't mind.
Only one thing wrong with that sentence...... "if"
She was on as a single woman profile, so to the best of my knowledge, he didn't know about fab"
If he got the kick out of it surely he knew?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after.
OMFG Thats not right at all,what a piece of shit!!!!!!!!
Well childcare is very expensive at the minute!!! "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was asked to come to a bar and chat a woman up while her husband watched. He was the one that got the kick out of it.
Seems pretty standard!
Maybe in cork..... not up here man. Don't think many men up here would appreciate another fella chatting up his missus
Why not? If he's a swinger he probably shouldn't mind.
Only one thing wrong with that sentence...... "if"
She was on as a single woman profile, so to the best of my knowledge, he didn't know about fab
If he got the kick out of it surely he knew? "
Again...... surely he knew. How sure? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after. "
I hope you called child protection and the guards on her... That is quite disturbing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I asked a women to meet me and she agreed to meet in private location but she said we had to fuck in my car as she was bringing her kids with her.
I never met her after.
I hope you called child protection and the guards on her... That is quite disturbing "
How would he have known who she was to report her? |
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By *p519Man
over a year ago
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"Got this as a message today.
"i want the manager of the local GAA team to fuck my mum's mouth"
From a man or a woman?"
Was a couple actually. Although I'm not too sure about that myself ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got this as a message today.
"i want the manager of the local GAA team to fuck my mum's mouth"
From a man or a woman?
Was a couple actually. Although I'm not too sure about that myself ..."
A man then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked if I'd like to watch a guy I met for a drink fuck a prostitute and he'd pay me if I wanted....
He even offered petrol money...
Another guy asked if I'd change his nappy and let him suck my boobs and let him call me mommy....
Oh I could go on....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was asked if I'd like to watch a guy I met for a drink fuck a prostitute and he'd pay me if I wanted....
He even offered petrol money...
Another guy asked if I'd change his nappy and let him suck my boobs and let him call me mommy....
Oh I could go on....
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Jesus Christ |
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