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over a year ago
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I had to much time on my hands and was on the net looking up different sex postions I have to say I found some very odd ones example lol
angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
houdini
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his cum in his partner's face.
Does anyone know any more strange ones  |
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Dog in a bath.
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your balls into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had to much time on my hands and was on the net looking up different sex postions I have to say I found some very odd ones example lol
angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
houdini
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his cum in his partner's face.
Does anyone know any more strange ones "
You do know people just make these names & descriptions up because they make people laugh right?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The rodeo ride.
Take your good lady from behind. As you start to feel the balls tighten, whisper "I fucked your sister" in her ear. Your goal is to hold on in there while she kicks and bolts.
I also like the double scream.
Take her up the arse by surprise. When your done and she's finished screaming clean your dick on the good pillows. |
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"Angry dragon and money face 
Crowbar cock
I think you have the copyright on that one annie
Pmsl....That's what you call it when you see two women snogging  "
And a bit of groin grinding |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Angry dragon and money face
Crowbar cock
I think you have the copyright on that one annie
Pmsl....That's what you call it when you see two women snogging
And a bit of groin grinding "
Hmmmmmmm.....oh gurrrrlllll where's your wig |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dog in a bath.
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your balls into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. "
Laughed real hard after reading this |
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