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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shamelessly purloined from another forum so what's everyone's worst horror stories.
Mine is me and an ec the worse for wear I'm going down on her next thing I know she starts pissing I was out of there like a shot lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy i met on a meet, met in fhe house, ( bad mistake) had some drinks, then he wanted more and more, fond of his alcohol i found, very hard too get him too leave, and was very nasty, i threaten too ring gardai, if he didnt leave now, as they only lived accross the road, from house, worst meet ever!! From fab.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A guy i met on a meet, met in fhe house, ( bad mistake) had some drinks, then he wanted more and more, fond of his alcohol i found, very hard too get him too leave, and was very nasty, i threaten too ring gardai, if he didnt leave now, as they only lived accross the road, from house, worst meet ever!! From fab. "
wowsers there alllllllways someone who has more alcohol than sense glad you got rid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wasn't a meet but I was dating a girl a few years back who made a pass at me at my work leaving do.
I was 31 at the time and she was 22. We'd gone out a couple of times and then on a night out she asked me to go to howl at the moon to meet her friends and then if I'd stay the night with her.
I answered yes to both and we went to go see her friends, her friends were all student types and jaeger bombs flowing and as my date was only 5 ft and slim it didn't take much for her to get absolutely hammered and falling over.
I brought her outside and got in to a taxi to bring her home as there was no way I could put her in the taxi on her own. We got to the general area of her apartment and drove around for 10 minutes while I tried to get her coherent enough to actually say where she lived.
Eventually got her to the front door of the apartment and opened the door. The first thing that hit me was the stench of damp towels hanging up, clearly laundry wasn't top priority for these girls living there. Next I notice pizza boxes all over the place and a mile high pile of dishes in the sink. I brought her in to her room to put her to bed and I turned around and she was starkers naked trying to hop on me. I picked her up and put her in to her bed to sleep it off when I noticed she had no sheets, pillow cases or duvet cover. I walked out of the room and slept on the couch as would have cost me €50 to get a taxi home.
When I woke up in the morning as what happens after a night of boozing a toiletry urge came over me so I went to the loo.after completing the business I went to flush the toilet and nothing happened as the handle just loosely moved around with no action. I lift up the lid of the cistern and low and behold no water in it.
I said fuck this and left the smelly, dirty apartment. I received an apologetic text a few hours later but needless to say I wasn't interested in another date after that one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wasn't a meet but I was dating a girl a few years back who made a pass at me at my work leaving do.
I was 31 at the time and she was 22. We'd gone out a couple of times and then on a night out she asked me to go to howl at the moon to meet her friends and then if I'd stay the night with her.
I answered yes to both and we went to go see her friends, her friends were all student types and jaeger bombs flowing and as my date was only 5 ft and slim it didn't take much for her to get absolutely hammered and falling over.
I brought her outside and got in to a taxi to bring her home as there was no way I could put her in the taxi on her own. We got to the general area of her apartment and drove around for 10 minutes while I tried to get her coherent enough to actually say where she lived.
Eventually got her to the front door of the apartment and opened the door. The first thing that hit me was the stench of damp towels hanging up, clearly laundry wasn't top priority for these girls living there. Next I notice pizza boxes all over the place and a mile high pile of dishes in the sink. I brought her in to her room to put her to bed and I turned around and she was starkers naked trying to hop on me. I picked her up and put her in to her bed to sleep it off when I noticed she had no sheets, pillow cases or duvet cover. I walked out of the room and slept on the couch as would have cost me €50 to get a taxi home.
When I woke up in the morning as what happens after a night of boozing a toiletry urge came over me so I went to the loo.after completing the business I went to flush the toilet and nothing happened as the handle just loosely moved around with no action. I lift up the lid of the cistern and low and behold no water in it.
I said fuck this and left the smelly, dirty apartment. I received an apologetic text a few hours later but needless to say I wasn't interested in another date after that one "
Fook .....
If there was no water in the cistern how did she brush her teeth |
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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Wasn't a meet but I was dating a girl a few years back who made a pass at me at my work leaving do.
I was 31 at the time and she was 22. We'd gone out a couple of times and then on a night out she asked me to go to howl at the moon to meet her friends and then if I'd stay the night with her.
I answered yes to both and we went to go see her friends, her friends were all student types and jaeger bombs flowing and as my date was only 5 ft and slim it didn't take much for her to get absolutely hammered and falling over.
I brought her outside and got in to a taxi to bring her home as there was no way I could put her in the taxi on her own. We got to the general area of her apartment and drove around for 10 minutes while I tried to get her coherent enough to actually say where she lived.
Eventually got her to the front door of the apartment and opened the door. The first thing that hit me was the stench of damp towels hanging up, clearly laundry wasn't top priority for these girls living there. Next I notice pizza boxes all over the place and a mile high pile of dishes in the sink. I brought her in to her room to put her to bed and I turned around and she was starkers naked trying to hop on me. I picked her up and put her in to her bed to sleep it off when I noticed she had no sheets, pillow cases or duvet cover. I walked out of the room and slept on the couch as would have cost me €50 to get a taxi home.
When I woke up in the morning as what happens after a night of boozing a toiletry urge came over me so I went to the loo.after completing the business I went to flush the toilet and nothing happened as the handle just loosely moved around with no action. I lift up the lid of the cistern and low and behold no water in it.
I said fuck this and left the smelly, dirty apartment. I received an apologetic text a few hours later but needless to say I wasn't interested in another date after that one
Fook .....
If there was no water in the cistern how did she brush her teeth "
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"Wasn't a meet but I was dating a girl a few years back who made a pass at me at my work leaving do.
I was 31 at the time and she was 22. We'd gone out a couple of times and then on a night out she asked me to go to howl at the moon to meet her friends and then if I'd stay the night with her.
I answered yes to both and we went to go see her friends, her friends were all student types and jaeger bombs flowing and as my date was only 5 ft and slim it didn't take much for her to get absolutely hammered and falling over.
I brought her outside and got in to a taxi to bring her home as there was no way I could put her in the taxi on her own. We got to the general area of her apartment and drove around for 10 minutes while I tried to get her coherent enough to actually say where she lived.
Eventually got her to the front door of the apartment and opened the door. The first thing that hit me was the stench of damp towels hanging up, clearly laundry wasn't top priority for these girls living there. Next I notice pizza boxes all over the place and a mile high pile of dishes in the sink. I brought her in to her room to put her to bed and I turned around and she was starkers naked trying to hop on me. I picked her up and put her in to her bed to sleep it off when I noticed she had no sheets, pillow cases or duvet cover. I walked out of the room and slept on the couch as would have cost me €50 to get a taxi home.
When I woke up in the morning as what happens after a night of boozing a toiletry urge came over me so I went to the loo.after completing the business I went to flush the toilet and nothing happened as the handle just loosely moved around with no action. I lift up the lid of the cistern and low and behold no water in it.
I said fuck this and left the smelly, dirty apartment. I received an apologetic text a few hours later but needless to say I wasn't interested in another date after that one "
I would have gladly paid 50 to get home |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wasn't a meet but I was dating a girl a few years back who made a pass at me at my work leaving do.
I was 31 at the time and she was 22. We'd gone out a couple of times and then on a night out she asked me to go to howl at the moon to meet her friends and then if I'd stay the night with her.
I answered yes to both and we went to go see her friends, her friends were all student types and jaeger bombs flowing and as my date was only 5 ft and slim it didn't take much for her to get absolutely hammered and falling over.
I brought her outside and got in to a taxi to bring her home as there was no way I could put her in the taxi on her own. We got to the general area of her apartment and drove around for 10 minutes while I tried to get her coherent enough to actually say where she lived.
Eventually got her to the front door of the apartment and opened the door. The first thing that hit me was the stench of damp towels hanging up, clearly laundry wasn't top priority for these girls living there. Next I notice pizza boxes all over the place and a mile high pile of dishes in the sink. I brought her in to her room to put her to bed and I turned around and she was starkers naked trying to hop on me. I picked her up and put her in to her bed to sleep it off when I noticed she had no sheets, pillow cases or duvet cover. I walked out of the room and slept on the couch as would have cost me €50 to get a taxi home.
When I woke up in the morning as what happens after a night of boozing a toiletry urge came over me so I went to the loo.after completing the business I went to flush the toilet and nothing happened as the handle just loosely moved around with no action. I lift up the lid of the cistern and low and behold no water in it.
I said fuck this and left the smelly, dirty apartment. I received an apologetic text a few hours later but needless to say I wasn't interested in another date after that one "
Her bed is the most disturbing part. No sheets or duvet cover  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Her bed is the most disturbing part. No sheets or duvet cover "
Ha she actually said in her apologetic text that I was probably wondering about the bedsheets. My reply was that I wondered at the time but after the whole array of incidents it wasn't my only concern.
I never did find out why, I assume they just were living like pigs based on the state of the rest of the apartment haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Her bed is the most disturbing part. No sheets or duvet cover
Ha she actually said in her apologetic text that I was probably wondering about the bedsheets. My reply was that I wondered at the time but after the whole array of incidents it wasn't my only concern.
I never did find out why, I assume they just were living like pigs based on the state of the rest of the apartment haha"
you sure it wasn't a crack den |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arranged to meet a lady from fab in a hotel car park...
She drove up opened the door looked and said....
Oh God no...
Shut the car door and drove off..
Total of 6 seconds... must be the shortest meet ever  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arranged to meet a lady from fab in a hotel car park...
She drove up opened the door looked and said....
Oh God no...
Shut the car door and drove off..
Total of 6 seconds... must be the shortest meet ever "
Get a veri? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arranged to meet a lady from fab in a hotel car park...
She drove up opened the door looked and said....
Oh God no...
Shut the car door and drove off..
Total of 6 seconds... must be the shortest meet ever
Get a veri? "
Mmmmf! Mmmfff! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arranged to meet a lady from fab in a hotel car park...
She drove up opened the door looked and said....
Oh God no...
Shut the car door and drove off..
Total of 6 seconds... must be the shortest meet ever
Get a veri? "
I have.... didnt help
Maybe i should try a gimp mask....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arranged to meet a lady from fab in a hotel car park...
She drove up opened the door looked and said....
Oh God no...
Shut the car door and drove off..
Total of 6 seconds... must be the shortest meet ever
Get a veri?
Mmmmf! Mmmfff! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Sorry. "
Just one f seems beyond me... your just showing off now  |
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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago
Dublin West |
Met a couple some years ago in a posh hotel in Dublin.
After a few drinks headed upstairs with them. Started playing with herself and made her squirt and the hubby went mad. He totally lost it. He jumped on me she jumped on him so now im trying to extract myself from a full on domestic and get my clothes on me so i can get out of there.
Later she contacted me to apologise for his behaviour and offered for us to meet again. Apparently he had never made her squirt before so took a rage of jealously.
I declined the offer.
I also make sure i have my stuff ready for a rapid departure since that day if i meet a couple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I spoke to the female of a couple on the phone about setting up a meet. She said they were interested in separate room fun only. I said we'd have a great time all of us together and asked had she experienced a fmf before. Yes we have she said but when the girl was on top of hubby having sex I wanted to rip her effin head off, that's why I'd prefer you to go into a separate room together.
It never got further than the phone call. I like my head on my shoulders |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
Enniskillen |
"Oh I so want to comment on this thread but I'm going to be nice
There's a few I can think of but the people are still on site...it wouldn't be fair
I'll forgive you
Confess "
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"I spoke to the female of a couple on the phone about setting up a meet. She said they were interested in separate room fun only. I said we'd have a great time all of us together and asked had she experienced a fmf before. Yes we have she said but when the girl was on top of hubby having sex I wanted to rip her effin head off, that's why I'd prefer you to go into a separate room together.
It never got further than the phone call. I like my head on my shoulders "
think that was a good call  |
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"I spoke to the female of a couple on the phone about setting up a meet. She said they were interested in separate room fun only. I said we'd have a great time all of us together and asked had she experienced a fmf before. Yes we have she said but when the girl was on top of hubby having sex I wanted to rip her effin head off, that's why I'd prefer you to go into a separate room together.
It never got further than the phone call. I like my head on my shoulders "
Would it not have added to the thrill?? I'm kidding |
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"I spoke to the female of a couple on the phone about setting up a meet. She said they were interested in separate room fun only. I said we'd have a great time all of us together and asked had she experienced a fmf before. Yes we have she said but when the girl was on top of hubby having sex I wanted to rip her effin head off, that's why I'd prefer you to go into a separate room together.
It never got further than the phone call. I like my head on my shoulders "
Just have to say; I'm way out of your age range and its not the thread subject but you have the most beautiful ass! Respect! Probably too much info but I think I have wanking fantasies for the next six months. |
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