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Worst thing to hear during sex
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing. The worst thing would be to literally. Hear. Nothing.
It means 1 of 2 things:
Either you aren't doing it for them. At all. Nada. Zilch
OR
Miss u horny fecker
They are dead  "
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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago
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"Nothing. The worst thing would be to literally. Hear. Nothing.
It means 1 of 2 things:
Either you aren't doing it for them. At all. Nada. Zilch
OR
They are dead "
Ideally I'd like a heartbeat ... so to hear a heartbeat is a start lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What has happenedto you that had put you right off during an encounter.
Mine was in the middle of going down on her she said "hold on" pulled my head up and let this massive 7 second fart...then said..."right carry on" "
OMG noooooo do do wrong lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine would have been chatting to a guy in cork (I'm dublin) so lots of horny talk etc build up the meet ha traveled half way lol and says sorry I can't get it up (seamingly couldn't stop thinking of his wife ha). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would have been chatting to a guy in cork (I'm dublin) so lots of horny talk etc build up the meet ha traveled half way lol and says sorry I can't get it up (seamingly couldn't stop thinking of his wife ha). "
FYI that would never happen  I definitely wouldn't travel that far lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What has happenedto you that had put you right off during an encounter.
Mine was in the middle of going down on her she said "hold on" pulled my head up and let this massive 7 second fart...then said..."right carry on" "
Had this happen in 69 position...she stopped and tensed up let out 3 short ones... no warning...Needless to say I stopped what I was doing...she said it was fanny darts. .. i continued...had to stop and turn around as evidence told me it wasn't a fanny far. I was gracious enough to not let on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What has happenedto you that had put you right off during an encounter.
Mine was in the middle of going down on her she said "hold on" pulled my head up and let this massive 7 second fart...then said..."right carry on"
Had this happen in 69 position...she stopped and tensed up let out 3 short ones... no warning...Needless to say I stopped what I was doing...she said it was fanny darts. .. i continued...had to stop and turn around as evidence told me it wasn't a fanny far. I was gracious enough to not let on. "
farts*...damn the autocorrect |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would have been chatting to a guy in cork (I'm dublin) so lots of horny talk etc build up the meet ha traveled half way lol and says sorry I can't get it up (seamingly couldn't stop thinking of his wife ha).
FYI that would never happen I definitely wouldn't travel that far lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What has happenedto you that had put you right off during an encounter.
Mine was in the middle of going down on her she said "hold on" pulled my head up and let this massive 7 second fart...then said..."right carry on" "
What kind of animal was that? |
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