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over a year ago
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"I feel your pain. I lost a double ended dildo at a party once....
I don't want it back  "
And I bet you kinda hope it didn't find a new home but curled up and died under someone's bed...
Dave, Is that you?  |
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"I feel your pain. I lost a double ended dildo at a party once....
I don't want it back
I thought those things were like boomerangs?....  "
Are you thinking of those U shaped dp one's? This was a purple jelly slender one about 18in long. Have you seen it? |
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Well I've never lost any of my sex toys yet thankfully, did manage to win some Sat night though, as if I needed them lol
I saw you giving a blonde girl a jumper outside in the smoking area, she was shaking with the cold and you ran out to your car and brought it back into her (very gentlemanlylike, I was very impressed, not many like that around here!), can't remember her name though, _ilder might know but she wasn't actually on the site so I'd say good luck getting that back! And it was actually a gorgeous jumper. Hope it didn't hold any sentimental value! |
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"MISSING!
one greyish, inexpensive jumper.
Misses its owner (who's now freezing his brass monkeys off)
You know who you are!
Jumper thief.......
If seen please return to owner.
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You too?
I'm also missing an inexpensive jumper from the weekend.
Someone going round the social robbing jumpers??? |
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"Were you dancing in the disco bumper to bumper?
I was bumping something but not at the disco.
At the fun fair again Ming?
It was certainly a rollercoaster of a weekend. "
wait a minute where's me jumper |
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"Were you dancing in the disco bumper to bumper?
I was bumping something but not at the disco.
At the fun fair again Ming?
It was certainly a rollercoaster of a weekend. "
Full of ups and downs? |
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"Where's me wig 
Geordi and Mazza sharing is caring with the captains
 oooh it looked better on you too!"
oh....I can't stop laughing it was mighty craic!!!
The moooovezzzz on the dance floor.... |
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"Where's me wig
Geordi and Mazza sharing is caring with the captains
oooh it looked better on you too!
oh....I can't stop laughing it was mighty craic!!!
The moooovezzzz on the dance floor.... "
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