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wow some "first" mails are just unreal
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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First mails from people are always very different but some of them just take the f**king biscuit........
Got one this morning and all it said was
"pity ur not into anal"
what the hell kind of opening gambit is that for anyone to make?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First mails from people are always very different but some of them just take the f**king biscuit........
Got one this morning and all it said was
"pity ur not into anal"
what the hell kind of opening gambit is that for anyone to make?
Anyone like to share any "unique" first mails? "
I get will you sell your knickers
If I pay you will you meet today
Your fake
There not your pics
Oh the list goes on |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"First mails from people are always very different but some of them just take the f**king biscuit........
Got one this morning and all it said was
"pity ur not into anal"
what the hell kind of opening gambit is that for anyone to make?
Anyone like to share any "unique" first mails? "
I'm always having a laugh when I get messages like that and I think it's not the worst way to deal with them. Maybe I've a distorted sense of humour but I find them often hilarious. The anal one would defo go into the top region of my fab literature treasure list.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First mails from people are always very different but some of them just take the f**king biscuit........
Got one this morning and all it said was
"pity ur not into anal"
what the hell kind of opening gambit is that for anyone to make?
Anyone like to share any "unique" first mails?
I get will you sell your knickers
If I pay you will you meet today
Your fake
There not your pics
Oh the list goes on "
and then they wonder why they cant get meets.....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone wanted my used Thong last night!! Don't even wear them lol!!
I use the Block Button alot!!"
I think hes doing the rounds,I got that mail as well lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I laugh them off to but some can unnerve you a bit. Worst one I got was a RxPx message! That one threw me I must admit, some you can't laugh off! Most do make me smile as they are filtering for me |
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"Someone wanted my used Thong last night!! Don't even wear them lol!!
I use the Block Button alot!!
I think hes doing the rounds,I got that mail as well lol
Got the same message lol "
just got the message now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone wanted my used Thong last night!! Don't even wear them lol!!
I use the Block Button alot!!
I think hes doing the rounds,I got that mail as well lol
Got the same message lol just got the message now "
nice to know hes an equal opportunities pest, everyone gets the same message lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'I know you' are the worse one's when I replied how? He said just trying to get you're attention but I'd like too  got 2 recently just saying €500? Different profiles but reckon the same person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never received a first message do I can't comment on that but I will say from what I've seen is in my experience 80% of women don't reply to me being in and good manners but as I'm an honest guy on occasion I have sent a rude message but nothing like I just read lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We could write a book with the half wits opening lines. Then guys wonder why fems and couples are stand offish. "
where would the single men on fab be without the perfect females and couple's to keep an eye on them.
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"I've had some really rude ones about my weight, as is typical. I also had the shit on the chest one a few months ago. "
How stupid are some ppl
Waste of time, and for them to be rude to some1 with some of the nicest pics here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Recently got one that said " will u roleplay as my little sister and let me rape you"
I blocked straight away "
That's gross! I had a fella asking me to have a mff with him and his sister. Some strange folks around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone wanted my used Thong last night!! Don't even wear them lol!!
I use the Block Button alot!!
I think hes doing the rounds,I got that mail as well lol"
Me too!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol I have literally just received my best first email ever!
From a gay guy:
"Mmm daddy"
Pmsl
And he's only 8 years younger than me!
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Although I am bi the daddy one always gives me the shivers. I have a son and it just makes the whole think creepy and weird for me. To each their own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We could write a book with the half wits opening lines. Then guys wonder why fems and couples are stand offish. where would the single men on fab be without the perfect females and couple's to keep an eye on them. "
Probably standing as a collective in a large car park with their hands down their pants waiting for something to happen..
though in all honesty the probability of 'Molly Malone' coming along at midnight on a cold November Wednesday hocking cockles and muscles and baring her wares (entirely for the "collective sheep horn") is actually quiet thin...
So eventually this all just end up with the circle becoming complete as they sign up to the next new site (again as a collective) and revert to lowest common denominator tactics and mails,
and let's not forget all the while being bemused to the point of insult that they still aren't having any meets (or maybe the odd meet here and there, but I'd hazard a guess and say none with any substance at least), because let's face it, quiet often the default setting for those with little or no imagination is often the overwhelming sense of entitlement...
Now.... that's my two cents |
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""looking for meet today between 9am-10am at yours"
ah stop with the glamour lads would ye"
He probably wouldn't need the full hour,so if you had some cleaning or ironing for him to do ... shame to waste it Tosser |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Recently got one that said " will u roleplay as my little sister and let me rape you"
I blocked straight away "
Oh holy fuck report that shit not just block |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profile = single female or couples only
Literally only 2 mins signed up to FAB and get a message
" love the profile, can I drop over to suck your cock!" From a guy of course.
Block Block Block |
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I don't get many first emails and those I do get are usually guys and usually similar to one I got last week saying
"u wnt bj"
Not even a question mark!
Poor grammar just annoys the hell out of me ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't get many first emails and those I do get are usually guys and usually similar to one I got last week saying
"u wnt bj"
Not even a question mark!
Poor grammar just annoys the hell out of me ha"
Ah, there is your mistake - it wasn't a question. It was an order. |
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"Hrny s fuk, fncy srtn me out 
It's great thato the human brain can make sense of that. Congrats brains, congrats  "
True, our brains unscramble some very scrambled sentences...well the female brain does anyhow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hrny s fuk, fncy srtn me out
It's great thato the human brain can make sense of that. Congrats brains, congrats
True, our brains unscramble some very scrambled sentences...well the female brain does anyhow "
Ah, but hail the male brain which came up with that gem. All hail! |
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"Hrny s fuk, fncy srtn me out
It's great thato the human brain can make sense of that. Congrats brains, congrats
True, our brains unscramble some very scrambled sentences...well the female brain does anyhow
Ah, but hail the male brain which came up with that gem. All hail!"
Yea, it's a cracker!  |
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"I don't get many first emails and those I do get are usually guys and usually similar to one I got last week saying
"u wnt bj"
Not even a question mark!
Poor grammar just annoys the hell out of me ha
Ah, there is your mistake - it wasn't a question. It was an order. "
Damn, you're right! I missed an opportunity there! Devastated....not haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We could write a book with the half wits opening lines. Then guys wonder why fems and couples are stand offish. where would the single men on fab be without the perfect females and couple's to keep an eye on them.
Probably standing as a collective in a large car park with their hands down their pants waiting for something to happen..
though in all honesty the probability of 'Molly Malone' coming along at midnight on a cold November Wednesday hocking cockles and muscles and baring her wares (entirely for the "collective sheep horn") is actually quiet thin...
So eventually this all just end up with the circle becoming complete as they sign up to the next new site (again as a collective) and revert to lowest common denominator tactics and mails,
and let's not forget all the while being bemused to the point of insult that they still aren't having any meets (or maybe the odd meet here and there, but I'd hazard a guess and say none with any substance at least), because let's face it, quiet often the default setting for those with little or no imagination is often the overwhelming sense of entitlement...
Now.... that's my two cents "
nice analogy lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ah I have had a laugh reading through all the sorts of opening gambits on here......thanks for sharing, not got time to comment on each one individually today though...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or even as annoying as the one liners is the massage that just says
"Hi"
Lol god you put so much effort into that first impression I must rush to reply said no one ever. |
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Ive had a fair share of racist comments
But my most recent was
"Will you cum in a condom and il drink it like ribena"
"I just got the bar will you f$ck me bareback"
Both from women which i least expected on this site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had a fair share of racist comments
But my most recent was
"Will you cum in a condom and il drink it like ribena"
"I just got the bar will you f$ck me bareback"
Both from women which i least expected on this site"
Blonde moment coming but what is a bar? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With people using this sort of nonsense as opening messages then my usual first message must be a delightful break from the norm. Before it gets ignored "
It not nessesarly ignoring you it could be that she has lots of other messages to get to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had a fair share of racist comments
But my most recent was
"Will you cum in a condom and il drink it like ribena"
"I just got the bar will you f$ck me bareback"
Both from women which i least expected on this site"
WTF |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't get many first emails and those I do get are usually guys and usually similar to one I got last week saying
"u wnt bj"
Not even a question mark!
Poor grammar just annoys the hell out of me ha"
don't get me started on poor grammar......... drives me nuts..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had a fair share of racist comments
But my most recent was
"Will you cum in a condom and il drink it like ribena"
"I just got the bar will you f$ck me bareback"
Both from women which i least expected on this site
Blonde moment coming but what is a bar? "
Women get the bar in their arm to stop getting pregnant. Means you can have unprotected sex, supposed to be with bf, not to shag a load of people without condoms like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had a fair share of racist comments
But my most recent was
"Will you cum in a condom and il drink it like ribena"
"I just got the bar will you f$ck me bareback"
Both from women which i least expected on this site
Blonde moment coming but what is a bar?
Women get the bar in their arm to stop getting pregnant. Means you can have unprotected sex, supposed to be with bf, not to shag a load of people without condoms like "
Oh lol thought it was something interesting
Lol carry on ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had a fair share of racist comments
But my most recent was
"Will you cum in a condom and il drink it like ribena"
"I just got the bar will you f$ck me bareback"
Both from women which i least expected on this site
Blonde moment coming but what is a bar?
Women get the bar in their arm to stop getting pregnant. Means you can have unprotected sex, supposed to be with bf, not to shag a load of people without condoms like
Oh lol thought it was something interesting
Lol carry on ha "
No it's not interesting at all. Better than the pill though if you have a bf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had a fair share of racist comments
But my most recent was
"Will you cum in a condom and il drink it like ribena"
"I just got the bar will you f$ck me bareback"
Both from women which i least expected on this site
Blonde moment coming but what is a bar?
Women get the bar in their arm to stop getting pregnant. Means you can have unprotected sex, supposed to be with bf, not to shag a load of people without condoms like
Oh lol thought it was something interesting
Lol carry on ha
No it's not interesting at all. Better than the pill though if you have a bf "
Coil is best but this is not a family planning tread lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had a fair share of racist comments
But my most recent was
"Will you cum in a condom and il drink it like ribena"
"I just got the bar will you f$ck me bareback"
Both from women which i least expected on this site
Blonde moment coming but what is a bar?
Women get the bar in their arm to stop getting pregnant. Means you can have unprotected sex, supposed to be with bf, not to shag a load of people without condoms like
Oh lol thought it was something interesting
Lol carry on ha
No it's not interesting at all. Better than the pill though if you have a bf
Coil is best but this is not a family planning tread lol"
Abstinence is.....no no just can't say it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive had a fair share of racist comments
But my most recent was
"Will you cum in a condom and il drink it like ribena"
"I just got the bar will you f$ck me bareback"
Both from women which i least expected on this site
Blonde moment coming but what is a bar?
Women get the bar in their arm to stop getting pregnant. Means you can have unprotected sex, supposed to be with bf, not to shag a load of people without condoms like
Oh lol thought it was something interesting
Lol carry on ha
No it's not interesting at all. Better than the pill though if you have a bf
Coil is best but this is not a family planning tread lol
Abstinence is.....no no just can't say it "
Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive had a fair share of racist comments
But my most recent was
"Will you cum in a condom and il drink it like ribena"
"I just got the bar will you f$ck me bareback"
Both from women which i least expected on this site
Blonde moment coming but what is a bar?
Women get the bar in their arm to stop getting pregnant. Means you can have unprotected sex, supposed to be with bf, not to shag a load of people without condoms like
Oh lol thought it was something interesting
Lol carry on ha
No it's not interesting at all. Better than the pill though if you have a bf
Coil is best but this is not a family planning tread lol
Abstinence is.....no no just can't say it "
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First mails from people are always very different but some of them just take the f**king biscuit........
Got one this morning and all it said was
"pity ur not into anal"
what the hell kind of opening gambit is that for anyone to make?
Anyone like to share any "unique" first mails? "
thank you that just came me such a laugh.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh just got a new one this min lol
Best tits here.....
Yeah I'm going to race to meet you lol "
this forum is great for one's self esteem.... so far I haven't seen anything from me up here!` |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh just got a new one this min lol
Best tits here.....
Yeah I'm going to race to meet you lol
rolf well they are a fine pair"
Lol stop will ya but lack of effort lol men ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh just got a new one this min lol
Best tits here.....
Yeah I'm going to race to meet you lol
rolf well they are a fine pair
Lol stop will ya but lack of effort lol men ha "
Congrats where they are due..... talking about uniforms... your first pic would have Rodney from Only Fools and Horses crosseyed..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh just got a new one this min lol
Best tits here.....
Yeah I'm going to race to meet you lol
rolf well they are a fine pair
Lol stop will ya but lack of effort lol men ha
Congrats where they are due..... talking about uniforms... your first pic would have Rodney from Only Fools and Horses crosseyed..... "
Lol eh I'll pretend I get that ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh just got a new one this min lol
Best tits here.....
Yeah I'm going to race to meet you lol
rolf well they are a fine pair
Lol stop will ya but lack of effort lol men ha
Congrats where they are due..... talking about uniforms... your first pic would have Rodney from Only Fools and Horses crosseyed.....
Lol eh I'll pretend I get that ha "
LOL don't worry if you don't get my jokes that's generally recognised as a good thing.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh just got a new one this min lol
Best tits here.....
Yeah I'm going to race to meet you lol
rolf well they are a fine pair
Lol stop will ya but lack of effort lol men ha
Congrats where they are due..... talking about uniforms... your first pic would have Rodney from Only Fools and Horses crosseyed.....
Lol eh I'll pretend I get that ha
LOL don't worry if you don't get my jokes that's generally recognised as a good thing.... "
Lol in your defence I'm blonde and get very little |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With people using this sort of nonsense as opening messages then my usual first message must be a delightful break from the norm. Before it gets ignored
It not nessesarly ignoring you it could be that she has lots of other messages to get to "
Oh I get that, from chats with ladies on here I don't think I could take the volume of BS mails they get. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With people using this sort of nonsense as opening messages then my usual first message must be a delightful break from the norm. Before it gets ignored
It not nessesarly ignoring you it could be that she has lots of other messages to get to
Oh I get that, from chats with ladies on here I don't think I could take the volume of BS mails they get."
It would turn you off the site in fairness I had to block newbys cos once I blocked a guy he would be sad enough to create a new account just to insult me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It would turn you off the site in fairness I had to block newbys cos once I blocked a guy he would be sad enough to create a new account just to insult me "
I just do not understand that level of thinking by people. Sorry you had to go through it. |
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