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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's this first message that you are all talking of? Don't think i've ever received one!!
Well, not from women! I have had several, "i will suck you dry, i'm very good and love sucking cock!" "You can blow your load and leave!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody writes to me    lol
I get the odd reply but never a first message! "
I was only joking really, wanted to do the usual pity dance lol.
I get the odd first message from ladies or couples but they are always fun and polite. Before I put the message filters up though definitely inundated with propositions of discreet blowjobs in a car...two guesses what gender was sending those messages haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just got one their....can I buy your blue panties 
What's the going rate can I ask? As the lad who mailed me wasn't even offering to pay  "
Haha they are some crackers on here! I just got another one... bare back fuck tonight baby!!
Some people are actually shocking lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just got one their....can I buy your blue panties
What's the going rate can I ask? As the lad who mailed me wasn't even offering to pay
Haha they are some crackers on here! I just got another one... bare back fuck tonight baby!!
Some people are actually shocking lol"
lol I find that hard to believe .... what time you meeting him?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one I remember best, we got was "Wow you are both really sexy, I really like you guys, can I come over"
It was the day we joined and We had posted no photos.
The worst was too gross to mention
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My "best" 1 was .. will you fuck me if i pay you  ... needless to say the castration msg was brutal and painful lol "
You should post it here as a warning |
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"My "best" 1 was .. will you fuck me if i pay you ... needless to say the castration msg was brutal and painful lol "
Hahaha! I got that same message, maybe not from the same guy but I asked 'how much?'....he was willing to pay me £50 provide my taxi for when when he 'shot his load'....cue to leave eh?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I posted this one before, but I once got this:
"Bi sub willing to please"
I replied with:
"Straight guy doesn't care!""
Aww you greedy devil. You have three horns there...you could have shared one
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By *andaCouple
over a year ago
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""Youse wan sum fone Cath ?"
Got this over the weekend. Call us old fashioned but I really do insist on at least one word being spelt correctly...... 
What is the translation of that one liner??"
Feck knows. Possibly " would you kind folk care to engage in a phone discussion?" |
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""Youse wan sum fone Cath ?"
Got this over the weekend. Call us old fashioned but I really do insist on at least one word being spelt correctly......
What is the translation of that one liner??
Feck knows. Possibly " would you kind folk care to engage in a phone discussion?""
Well fair play to your translation talent lol!! |
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By *andaCouple
over a year ago
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""Youse wan sum fone Cath ?"
Got this over the weekend. Call us old fashioned but I really do insist on at least one word being spelt correctly......
What is the translation of that one liner??
Feck knows. Possibly " would you kind folk care to engage in a phone discussion?"
Well fair play to your translation talent lol!! "
I did say possibly! Silly me, I forgot to reply. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And us men wonder why women dont come near us on fab! ( I am not one of these guys )
They come near me cos I'm not one of those guys. "
They give us a bad name I don't think that I have ever even thought about sending one like that. My brain wouldn't let me type it out let alone think it would actually get me laid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just got one their....can I buy your blue panties
What's the going rate can I ask? As the lad who mailed me wasn't even offering to pay
Haha they are some crackers on here! I just got another one... bare back fuck tonight baby!!
Some people are actually shocking lol
lol I find that hard to believe .... what time you meeting him? "
Haha aye right! He'd get the bare back of my hand on the face |
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"And us men wonder why women dont come near us on fab! ( I am not one of these guys )
They come near me cos I'm not one of those guys.
They give us a bad name I don't think that I have ever even thought about sending one like that. My brain wouldn't let me type it out let alone think it would actually get me laid "
Now they don't. The only one who can give you a bad name is you.
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we were heading to dublin one weekend and I made a post looking for a bi female to join us in the hotel. its not long before a message pops up.
'hi im pretty close to you guys now if you're still looking a meet? hung n horny ready to DP if you're up for it?'
I politely tell him my partner isnt interested in other guys, and the girl was really for her benefit, I'd just be watching.
'that's cool, I'm bi, I love a bit of cock so you'll be seen to as much as her'
I was speechless. first two messages he sends are offering to dp my missus and suck me off I asked did he find that approach normally worked with the boys and promptly hit block  |
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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago
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Here's some :
''Wanna meet later'' never got a mail off the couple before .. why yes total stranger who I've never talked to or seen . I'll pop over right away .
''Any pics? X'' first mail off a guy ..I told him yep..lots of pics on Internet. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And us men wonder why women dont come near us on fab! ( I am not one of these guys )
They come near me cos I'm not one of those guys.
They give us a bad name I don't think that I have ever even thought about sending one like that. My brain wouldn't let me type it out let alone think it would actually get me laid
Now they don't. The only one who can give you a bad name is you.
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With a little help from your enemies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Youse wan sum fone Cath ?"
Got this over the weekend. Call us old fashioned but I really do insist on at least one word being spelt correctly...... "
I get your point but "youse" is an actual word, so you could maybe pursue that silver tongued devil. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your pics look amazing. I'd like to fuck you. Now this was when I joined and didn't have any pictures up.
Got a mail this morning. It read "can I cum in your panties?"
Could go on and on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's some :
''Wanna meet later'' never got a mail off the couple before .. why yes total stranger who I've never talked to or seen . I'll pop over right away .
''Any pics? X'' first mail off a guy ..I told him yep..lots of pics on Internet. .. "
Well aren't you just the accommodating little lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A gorgeous guy messeged can we be pen pals. I cried into my cornflakes over that one. I even questioned whether I should leave the site.  "
Shocking.... didn't have you pegged as a cornflakes kinda gal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a message from a guy up north..married dude.. he says he likes my pics and would pay me to just sit and watch me do every day things at home naked.. i said that makes a change as my ex used to pay me to get dressed |
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