Was in a taxi on the way home the other night and the taximan started rolling out these jokes!!!
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?!
One you cum in, one you go in!!!
Why are condoms and coffins the same?
They both carry stiffs!!
What bad jokes have you?!
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over a year ago
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Son says to father " dad I'm not a virgin anymore ".
Dad says " sit down and we will have a drink to celebrate ".
Son says " I'll have the drink but I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a while yet"  |
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These two buddies are sitting at the bar in a singles` club and talking about another guy sitting at the other end of the bar. "I don`t get it," complained the first guy, "He`s not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes, and he drives a beat up wreck of a car, yet he always manages to go home with the most beautiful women here!"
"Yeah," replies his buddy, "He`s not even a very good conversationalist, all he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows."
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