Ok so we managed to do the A-Z thing twice. Thought we could try something else...
Took jackelaine's advice though an got the idea from another forum. Hehe (...dont bother looking for the answers though cos thats cheating!)
Anyway, this is how it work,
Q - 26 L of the A
A - 26 Letters of the Alphabet
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A man and his son were in a serious car accident, they each got rushed to different hospitals at either side of town with sever injuries.
The son has to have an immediate operation to save his life but the doctor comes in and says,
"I cant operate on him, he is my son."
How can that be?
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"If you were alone in a deserted house at night and it was freezing, and you only had an unlit oil lamp, unlit candle and unlit fire, but you only had one match...
which would you light first?
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the match |
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"If you were alone in a deserted house at night and it was freezing, and you only had an unlit oil lamp, unlit candle and unlit fire, but you only had one match...
which would you light first?
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the match"
typical Scouser, gets the arson question right!  |
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"If you were alone in a deserted house at night and it was freezing, and you only had an unlit oil lamp, unlit candle and unlit fire, but you only had one match...
which would you light first?
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the match
typical Scouser, gets the arson question right! "
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A man stays on the 20th floor in a block of flats. Every morning he gets the lift down to the ground floor and goes to work, but every evening when he comes home he gets the lift up to the 10th floor, then he has to walk the rest of the way.
Why?
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"In a big house there is a portrait of a man on the wall, the owner of the picture tells you,
"Brothers and uncles I have none,
but that man's father is my father's son."
Who is in the picture?
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"A man stays on the 20th floor in a block of flats. Every morning he gets the lift down to the ground floor and goes to work, but every evening when he comes home he gets the lift up to the 10th floor, then he has to walk the rest of the way.
Why?
hes a midget,cant reach the buttons above ten
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"In a big house there is a portrait of a man on the wall, the owner of the picture tells you,
"Brothers and uncles I have none,
but that man's father is my father's son."
Who is in the picture?
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"the son of the person looking at the pic"
the person looking at the picture has nothing to do with the portrait, _adgee got it right, it's the person who owns it (the one telling the story)
you got the other one though, the man was too short to reach the other buttons in the lift.
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