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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Being driven completely demented!
Please, feel free to distract me with any non-horny thoughts that you have and stop me from taking my rabbit out again.
Can you OD on lady-wanks, btw?
BG x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg go for a nice stroll r a nice drink n relax
Putting on clothes to go for a walk would be far too much effort right now "
Just tire urself out using Mr rabbit and then go asleep lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best cure be a c**k, and one that doesn't chat too much, cures your horn, then goes
Ahhhh, in an ideal world Lilred. "
They're a rare breed - let me know if you capture one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being driven completely demented!
Please, feel free to distract me with any non-horny thoughts that you have and stop me from taking my rabbit out again.
Can you OD on lady-wanks, btw?
BG x "
Nope you could NEVER OD on wanks - be they guy or gal variety ! Go for it and enjoy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I saw a guy's profile on here that said he was mute... I got all excited and realised I had misread the word mule... can't have it all I suppose even in a fab world.
Go marathon boldy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I saw a guy's profile on here that said he was mute... I got all excited and realised I had misread the word mule... can't have it all I suppose even in a fab world.
Go marathon boldy "
You gals are a tonic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I saw a guy's profile on here that said he was mute... I got all excited and realised I had misread the word mule... can't have it all I suppose even in a fab world.
Go marathon boldy
You gals are a tonic "
Too funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if it makes you feel any better....i reached for my poor neglected rabbit the other day only to find its batteries dead
doesn't even cover it! "
A neglected rabbit!!! I am ringing the RSPCV next you will be saying unicorn's don't exist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if it makes you feel any better....i reached for my poor neglected rabbit the other day only to find its batteries dead
doesn't even cover it!
A neglected rabbit!!! I am ringing the RSPCV next you will be saying unicorn's don't exist "
no.....i look after unicorns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if it makes you feel any better....i reached for my poor neglected rabbit the other day only to find its batteries dead
doesn't even cover it!
A neglected rabbit!!! I am ringing the RSPCV next you will be saying unicorn's don't exist
no.....i look after unicorns "
Ah my faith restored |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if it makes you feel any better....i reached for my poor neglected rabbit the other day only to find its batteries dead
doesn't even cover it! "
Need a lend of my wand ..mains powered never lets me down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if it makes you feel any better....i reached for my poor neglected rabbit the other day only to find its batteries dead
doesn't even cover it!
Need a lend of my wand ..mains powered never lets me down "
Oooh no it's too powerful for a lil delicate flower like me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if it makes you feel any better....i reached for my poor neglected rabbit the other day only to find its batteries dead
doesn't even cover it!
Need a lend of my wand ..mains powered never lets me down
Oooh no it's too powerful for a lil delicate flower like me "
I will buzz u gently lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just make sure you have plenty of batteries and carry on....take some pics for us if you really need a break "
I will *never* run out of batteries(or milk!), always prepared!
As for the pics, I just might. I jazzed up my lady garden for the weekend, so who knows!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if it makes you feel any better....i reached for my poor neglected rabbit the other day only to find its batteries dead
doesn't even cover it!
Need a lend of my wand ..mains powered never lets me down
Oooh no it's too powerful for a lil delicate flower like me
I will buzz u gently lol "
I've seen your gently  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I saw a guy's profile on here that said he was mute... I got all excited and realised I had misread the word mule... can't have it all I suppose even in a fab world.
Go marathon boldy "
This made me LOL  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if it makes you feel any better....i reached for my poor neglected rabbit the other day only to find its batteries dead
doesn't even cover it!
Need a lend of my wand ..mains powered never lets me down
Oooh no it's too powerful for a lil delicate flower like me
I will buzz u gently lol
I've seen your gently "
Im like a ickle butterfly with my wand  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Boldy if it makes you feel any better....i reached for my poor neglected rabbit the other day only to find its batteries dead
doesn't even cover it! "
This is why we buy bulk!  |
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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago
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"Best cure be a c**k, and one that doesn't chat too much, cures your horn, then goes
Ahhhh, in an ideal world Lilred.
They're a rare breed - let me know if you capture one "
You make us sound like Pokemon !!! Lol ... I'd rather be a Poke yer one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if it makes you feel any better....i reached for my poor neglected rabbit the other day only to find its batteries dead
doesn't even cover it!
Need a lend of my wand ..mains powered never lets me down
Oooh no it's too powerful for a lil delicate flower like me
I will buzz u gently lol
I've seen your gently
Im like a ickle butterfly with my wand "
If it's a magic wand maybe you could bring the rabbit back to life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boldy if it makes you feel any better....i reached for my poor neglected rabbit the other day only to find its batteries dead
doesn't even cover it!
Need a lend of my wand ..mains powered never lets me down
Oooh no it's too powerful for a lil delicate flower like me
I will buzz u gently lol
I've seen your gently
Im like a ickle butterfly with my wand "
Pmsl Ali - float like a butterfly and sting like a bee! |
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"Being driven completely demented!
Please, feel free to distract me with any non-horny thoughts that you have and stop me from taking my rabbit out again.
Can you OD on lady-wanks, btw?
BG x "
No you should share.....
This will help....
Donald trump naked and telling you to get back in the kitchen and clean because the Mexicans have been deported back over his wall.
Or imagine him on top of you all flabby and sweaty with really bad breath.
Feel less now?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being driven completely demented!
Please, feel free to distract me with any non-horny thoughts that you have and stop me from taking my rabbit out again.
Can you OD on lady-wanks, btw?
BG x
No you should share.....
This will help....
Donald trump naked and telling you to get back in the kitchen and clean because the Mexicans have been deported back over his wall.
Or imagine him on top of you all flabby and sweaty with really bad breath.
Feel less now? "
Nah! He'd have a Tic-Tac first... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being driven completely demented!
Please, feel free to distract me with any non-horny thoughts that you have and stop me from taking my rabbit out again.
Can you OD on lady-wanks, btw?
BG x
No you should share.....
This will help....
Donald trump naked and telling you to get back in the kitchen and clean because the Mexicans have been deported back over his wall.
Or imagine him on top of you all flabby and sweaty with really bad breath.
Feel less now? "
Christ, we have a winner!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No you can't overdo it. Think of nice muscular thighs and white clean undies with a stiff cock in it attached to a gorgeous and lovely bloke maybe with some tattooes "
Not sounding to cocky here but are you talking about me,bold I've my hand up,pick me,I'll fuck away your horn,  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No you can't overdo it. Think of nice muscular thighs and white clean undies with a stiff cock in it attached to a gorgeous and lovely bloke maybe with some tattooes
Not sounding to cocky here but are you talking about me,bold I've my hand up,pick me,I'll fuck away your horn, "
Ding dong! Yes, please!  |
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