may jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book.

You know Harry's going to be in it.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Putting a pin through all of my best friends condoms seemed like a good idea at the time.

Backfired though when I found out my wife is pregnant.

By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

I was walking past my local community board the other day, where I spotted a sign that said,

'Women Against Sexism Workshop'.

I thought, "Workshop? That's no place for a woman."

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy Star Wars Day....May the 4th be with you! (someone sent it to me me so thought everyone else could have a groan at it too)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jimmy sent home from school.

Mum says "jimmy, ffs, wot u sent home now for"

Jimmy says "Cus the we lad beside me was smokin"

Mum says "And wtf u get sent home for ?"

Jimmy says " Cus i lit him "

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So Osama bin Laden was buried at sea just as Japan had dumped radioactive water into the ocean.

This has the makings of an awesome monster movie.

By *ike_365Man over a year ago

sligo

abbey about time u left poor jimmy alone, he in sligo doing u no harm.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New Cocktail - the Bin Laden.

2 Shots in Water!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you shout "Neil Lennon" in parts of Glasgow in this day and age there's a good chance you will get stabbed.

Yet if you tried it in New York on the 8th December 1980, you would have saved one of the Beatles.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I fell on my arm and had to have an operation on my funny bone. I was in stitches for two weeks.