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"But..err.. What do you do Friday?
Friday is a half day so not to bothered just need to have a fake death for 1 day then come back to life on Fri"
Tell HR you have changed your name to Jesus Christ. Get a relative to ring in and say some bastards have nailed you to a cross and your dead.
Stroll in Friday and when your manager asks 'WTF?' Slap a Bible in his hand.
Next week I'll be sorting out the Syrian Crisis... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But..err.. What do you do Friday?
Friday is a half day so not to bothered just need to have a fake death for 1 day then come back to life on Fri
Tell HR you have changed your name to Jesus Christ. Get a relative to ring in and say some bastards have nailed you to a cross and your dead.
Stroll in Friday and when your manager asks 'WTF?' Slap a Bible in his hand.
Next week I'll be sorting out the Syrian Crisis..."
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