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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi Ms [INSERT PROFILE NAME]
Based on your recent request for our first meet to be "something exciting' I have searched my database of current meet options and have selected several which I hope you will find of interest.
1. Mayo Mountain Adventure
This thrilling package is designed for the outdoor exhibitionist and naturists among us. The adventure starts at the foot of the famous Croagh Patrick Mountain. After 6 or 7 large glasses of Your favourite Tipple in Campbell's pub in Murrisk you and our infamous adventure guide, Westbiman, will proceed at dusk to scale the heights of this famous mountain pilgrimage to explore the good kind of passion at the church on the summit. Setting of as darkness falls equipped no illumination besides the guides half charged mobile phone you will enjoy stubbed toes, twisted ankles and pointy sore bits. With the thrill of almost stepping of any number of precipitous ledges at every turn.
After stopping for some heavy petting and removing all remaining clothing for the final ascent you will begin to experience the unique and thrilling sensation of hypothermia. When you just can't take anymore and you are spent (not the good kind) you can call for transport back to the accommodation , provided the phone still has a charge of course.
Mayo Mountain Rescue in conjunction with Irish Coast Guard Helicopters will whisk you away to the luxurious Castlebar GEneral where you will wallow in luxury in their renowned ER suite on your very own trolley. If still mobile you can push the trolleys side by side for additional fun.
2. Moonlight Body Surfing
This popular package is back after all previous charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. After quaffing numerous beverages to increase bravado and lunacy you will be driven erratically to the renowned Carroniskey strand were lit by romantic moonlight(moonlight is not guaranteed), you will fail to get into the wet suit due to the state of inebriation you forgo any form of flotation and insulation to surf the tropical waters of the North Atlantic in winter (tropical temperatures are not guaranteed, Ever).
Surf lessons, Towels, heat or erections(the water I s actually f-f-f-freezing!) are not provided in this adventure, so I don't want to hear any whining at all. Please note: Due to previous adventurers taking this package disappearing and not returning mid adventure the full payment is required beforehand.
3. Bog Smorkelling.
In the beautiful Owenwee valley wander the natural beauty of Irish Peat bogs with a complimentary bottle of your favourite* tipple and a blindfold. This is clothing optional as the bogs a filthy place altogether. Please note due to hygiene and health and safety concerns you need to bring your own snorkel for this one.
*as long as your favourite is the bottom shelf at Tescos.
I hope you find at least one of these exciting play dates to be of interest. If you'd like to get more information on this or any of our many other fun adventures meet me for drinks and I'll look at you lustily and we can fill out the paper work for your insurance policy which is mandatory for all meeting options. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"R u for real lol u must b having a laugh "
I'd like to think I am both actually.
But that's a philosophical/meta-physical question, I am not equipped to answer and dependent on your sense of humour, which sounds like could do with a tuning.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha fair play to ya lad.. come on ladies places limited so book quick with him  "
Thanks Mayo001, I'll give you a finders fee on the insurance for all the bookings I get. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like this 
Don't just like it. Book now.
Do I get a discount if I book all 3?"
LonCav, not only do you get a 33% discount on each subsequent booking but as a one time deal you will also have 2 complimentary psycho therapy sessions for PTSD. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this
Don't just like it. Book now.
Do I get a discount if I book all 3?
LonCav, not only do you get a 33% discount on each subsequent booking but as a one time deal you will also have 2 complimentary psycho therapy sessions for PTSD. "
I'm gonna get a bit of PTSD thrown in too? I'm liking this even more |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like this
Don't just like it. Book now.
Do I get a discount if I book all 3?
LonCav, not only do you get a 33% discount on each subsequent booking but as a one time deal you will also have 2 complimentary psycho therapy sessions for PTSD.
I'm gonna get a bit of PTSD thrown in too? I'm liking this even more"
yeah PTSD seems to be a recurring theme with quite a few meets I have had. I am sure it's not me though   |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Jayus I'll have to up my game 
Seems sex in strange places with some kink thrown in doesn't cut the mustard anymore 
You have competition lol!!!  "
The spice of life rose the spice of life |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jayus I'll have to up my game
Seems sex in strange places with some kink thrown in doesn't cut the mustard anymore
You have competition lol!!!
The spice of life rose the spice of life "
Ha ha indeed!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jayus I'll have to up my game
Seems sex in strange places with some kink thrown in doesn't cut the mustard anymore "
Sex? What do you mean Sex? Ah Jesus You must think I am some sort of machine or something if somebody's expecting Sex after a night like that.
Especially with the temperatures you get around here. Sure you'd be lucky if the dangly bits didn't fall off or retract altogether. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhh bog hopping is great craic...the other two aren't durty enough for me
Brilliant Madame B, (or is that Sister B) I'll send you over the Papers right away. But I would have thought someone in your line of service would have gone for the Croagh Patrick one, we could have a we roll in the bog first. "
I don't need to climb Croagh Patrick to call out to God  |
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By *on11Man
over a year ago
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"Ohhh bog hopping is great craic...the other two aren't durty enough for me
Brilliant Madame B, (or is that Sister B) I'll send you over the Papers right away. But I would have thought someone in your line of service would have gone for the Croagh Patrick one, we could have a we roll in the bog first.
I don't need to climb Croagh Patrick to call out to God "
I second that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ohhh bog hopping is great craic...the other two aren't durty enough for me
Brilliant Madame B, (or is that Sister B) I'll send you over the Papers right away. But I would have thought someone in your line of service would have gone for the Croagh Patrick one, we could have a we roll in the bog first.
I don't need to climb Croagh Patrick to call out to God "
Ha very good MadameB but I think on this adventure it will be less "Oh God!, Oh God!" and more "Argh Sweet Suffering Jesus Christ Fuck Dammit"
But sure that's all part of the excitement. What will be the next profanity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhh bog hopping is great craic...the other two aren't durty enough for me
Brilliant Madame B, (or is that Sister B) I'll send you over the Papers right away. But I would have thought someone in your line of service would have gone for the Croagh Patrick one, we could have a we roll in the bog first.
I don't need to climb Croagh Patrick to call out to God
Ha very good MadameB but I think on this adventure it will be less "Oh God!, Oh God!" and more "Argh Sweet Suffering Jesus Christ Fuck Dammit"
But sure that's all part of the excitement. What will be the next profanity. "
Ahhh I only call on sweet Jesus when I get nailed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhh bog hopping is great craic...the other two aren't durty enough for me
Brilliant Madame B, (or is that Sister B) I'll send you over the Papers right away. But I would have thought someone in your line of service would have gone for the Croagh Patrick one, we could have a we roll in the bog first.
I don't need to climb Croagh Patrick to call out to God
I second that! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhh bog hopping is great craic...the other two aren't durty enough for me
Brilliant Madame B, (or is that Sister B) I'll send you over the Papers right away. But I would have thought someone in your line of service would have gone for the Croagh Patrick one, we could have a we roll in the bog first.
I don't need to climb Croagh Patrick to call out to God
Ha very good MadameB but I think on this adventure it will be less "Oh God!, Oh God!" and more "Argh Sweet Suffering Jesus Christ Fuck Dammit"
But sure that's all part of the excitement. What will be the next profanity.
Ahhh I only call on sweet Jesus when I get nailed! "
Nailed? Are you a clumsy carpenter or something. I love playing with wood can I come too ill bring my big hammer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhh bog hopping is great craic...the other two aren't durty enough for me
Brilliant Madame B, (or is that Sister B) I'll send you over the Papers right away. But I would have thought someone in your line of service would have gone for the Croagh Patrick one, we could have a we roll in the bog first.
I don't need to climb Croagh Patrick to call out to God
Ha very good MadameB but I think on this adventure it will be less "Oh God!, Oh God!" and more "Argh Sweet Suffering Jesus Christ Fuck Dammit"
But sure that's all part of the excitement. What will be the next profanity.
Ahhh I only call on sweet Jesus when I get nailed!
Nailed? Are you a clumsy carpenter or something. I love playing with wood can I come too ill bring my big hammer"
Joseph was the carpenter...but I can do DIY when I have to and even when I want to also
Hey McGuiver...what size hammer are you packing and how are you at drilling! The convent has gone to rack and ruin since I arrived... loudly and several times |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ohhh bog hopping is great craic...the other two aren't durty enough for me
Brilliant Madame B, (or is that Sister B) I'll send you over the Papers right away. But I would have thought someone in your line of service would have gone for the Croagh Patrick one, we could have a we roll in the bog first.
I don't need to climb Croagh Patrick to call out to God
Ha very good MadameB but I think on this adventure it will be less "Oh God!, Oh God!" and more "Argh Sweet Suffering Jesus Christ Fuck Dammit"
But sure that's all part of the excitement. What will be the next profanity.
Ahhh I only call on sweet Jesus when I get nailed!
Nailed? Are you a clumsy carpenter or something. I love playing with wood can I come too ill bring my big hammer
Joseph was the carpenter...but I can do DIY when I have to and even when I want to also
Hey McGuiver...what size hammer are you packing and how are you at drilling! The convent has gone to rack and ruin since I arrived... loudly and several times "
Well it's a two handed one, I haven't weighed it on its own but with all the attachments it's about 93kg.
With regards to my drilling skills I don't think I am very good because I take a really long time and a lot of the people I do drilling for keep asking me back to do it again, and again and sometimes again. It's flipping exhausting at times. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never mind the verifications ... looking forward to reading the Trip Advisor reviews "
Ha I love it.
And as Health and Safety is important to me so I will add a diaclaimer note about the risks of tripping and being able to see in the dark and all.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhh bog hopping is great craic...the other two aren't durty enough for me
Brilliant Madame B, (or is that Sister B) I'll send you over the Papers right away. But I would have thought someone in your line of service would have gone for the Croagh Patrick one, we could have a we roll in the bog first.
I don't need to climb Croagh Patrick to call out to God
Ha very good MadameB but I think on this adventure it will be less "Oh God!, Oh God!" and more "Argh Sweet Suffering Jesus Christ Fuck Dammit"
But sure that's all part of the excitement. What will be the next profanity.
Ahhh I only call on sweet Jesus when I get nailed!
Nailed? Are you a clumsy carpenter or something. I love playing with wood can I come too ill bring my big hammer
Joseph was the carpenter...but I can do DIY when I have to and even when I want to also
Hey McGuiver...what size hammer are you packing and how are you at drilling! The convent has gone to rack and ruin since I arrived... loudly and several times
Well it's a two handed one, I haven't weighed it on its own but with all the attachments it's about 93kg.
With regards to my drilling skills I don't think I am very good because I take a really long time and a lot of the people I do drilling for keep asking me back to do it again, and again and sometimes again. It's flipping exhausting at times. "
Repeat drilling job's can be a pain in the ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hi Ms [INSERT PROFILE NAME]
Based on your recent request for our first meet to be "something exciting' I have searched my database of current meet options and have selected several which I hope you will find of interest.
1. Mayo Mountain Adventure
This thrilling package is designed for the outdoor exhibitionist and naturists among us. The adventure starts at the foot of the famous Croagh Patrick Mountain. After 6 or 7 large glasses of Your favourite Tipple in Campbell's pub in Murrisk you and our infamous adventure guide, Westbiman, will proceed at dusk to scale the heights of this famous mountain pilgrimage to explore the good kind of passion at the church on the summit. Setting of as darkness falls equipped no illumination besides the guides half charged mobile phone you will enjoy stubbed toes, twisted ankles and pointy sore bits. With the thrill of almost stepping of any number of precipitous ledges at every turn.
After stopping for some heavy petting and removing all remaining clothing for the final ascent you will begin to experience the unique and thrilling sensation of hypothermia. When you just can't take anymore and you are spent (not the good kind) you can call for transport back to the accommodation , provided the phone still has a charge of course.
Mayo Mountain Rescue in conjunction with Irish Coast Guard Helicopters will whisk you away to the luxurious Castlebar GEneral where you will wallow in luxury in their renowned ER suite on your very own trolley. If still mobile you can push the trolleys side by side for additional fun.
2. Moonlight Body Surfing
This popular package is back after all previous charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. After quaffing numerous beverages to increase bravado and lunacy you will be driven erratically to the renowned Carroniskey strand were lit by romantic moonlight(moonlight is not guaranteed), you will fail to get into the wet suit due to the state of inebriation you forgo any form of flotation and insulation to surf the tropical waters of the North Atlantic in winter (tropical temperatures are not guaranteed, Ever).
Surf lessons, Towels, heat or erections(the water I s actually f-f-f-freezing!) are not provided in this adventure, so I don't want to hear any whining at all. Please note: Due to previous adventurers taking this package disappearing and not returning mid adventure the full payment is required beforehand.
3. Bog Smorkelling.
In the beautiful Owenwee valley wander the natural beauty of Irish Peat bogs with a complimentary bottle of your favourite* tipple and a blindfold. This is clothing optional as the bogs a filthy place altogether. Please note due to hygiene and health and safety concerns you need to bring your own snorkel for this one.
*as long as your favourite is the bottom shelf at Tescos.
I hope you find at least one of these exciting play dates to be of interest. If you'd like to get more information on this or any of our many other fun adventures meet me for drinks and I'll look at you lustily and we can fill out the paper work for your insurance policy which is mandatory for all meeting options. "
I vividly remember the body surfing in brilliant sunshine, maybe it's time to venture into the moonlight....... Book me in |
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Hi Ms [INSERT PROFILE NAME]
Based on your recent request for our first meet to be "something exciting' I have searched my database of current meet options and have selected several which I hope you will find of interest.
1. Mayo Mountain Adventure
This thrilling package is designed for the outdoor exhibitionist and naturists among us. The adventure starts at the foot of the famous Croagh Patrick Mountain. After 6 or 7 large glasses of Your favourite Tipple in Campbell's pub in Murrisk you and our infamous adventure guide, Westbiman, will proceed at dusk to scale the heights of this famous mountain pilgrimage to explore the good kind of passion at the church on the summit. Setting of as darkness falls equipped no illumination besides the guides half charged mobile phone you will enjoy stubbed toes, twisted ankles and pointy sore bits. With the thrill of almost stepping of any number of precipitous ledges at every turn.
After stopping for some heavy petting and removing all remaining clothing for the final ascent you will begin to experience the unique and thrilling sensation of hypothermia. When you just can't take anymore and you are spent (not the good kind) you can call for transport back to the accommodation , provided the phone still has a charge of course.
Mayo Mountain Rescue in conjunction with Irish Coast Guard Helicopters will whisk you away to the luxurious Castlebar GEneral where you will wallow in luxury in their renowned ER suite on your very own trolley. If still mobile you can push the trolleys side by side for additional fun.
2. Moonlight Body Surfing
This popular package is back after all previous charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. After quaffing numerous beverages to increase bravado and lunacy you will be driven erratically to the renowned Carroniskey strand were lit by romantic moonlight(moonlight is not guaranteed), you will fail to get into the wet suit due to the state of inebriation you forgo any form of flotation and insulation to surf the tropical waters of the North Atlantic in winter (tropical temperatures are not guaranteed, Ever).
Surf lessons, Towels, heat or erections(the water I s actually f-f-f-freezing!) are not provided in this adventure, so I don't want to hear any whining at all. Please note: Due to previous adventurers taking this package disappearing and not returning mid adventure the full payment is required beforehand.
3. Bog Smorkelling.
In the beautiful Owenwee valley wander the natural beauty of Irish Peat bogs with a complimentary bottle of your favourite* tipple and a blindfold. This is clothing optional as the bogs a filthy place altogether. Please note due to hygiene and health and safety concerns you need to bring your own snorkel for this one.
*as long as your favourite is the bottom shelf at Tescos.
I hope you find at least one of these exciting play dates to be of interest. If you'd like to get more information on this or any of our many other fun adventures meet me for drinks and I'll look at you lustily and we can fill out the paper work for your insurance policy which is mandatory for all meeting options. "
Love this .... very good lol |
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Hi Ms [INSERT PROFILE NAME]
Based on your recent request for our first meet to be "something exciting' I have searched my database of current meet options and have selected several which I hope you will find of interest.
1. Mayo Mountain Adventure
This thrilling package is designed for the outdoor exhibitionist and naturists among us. The adventure starts at the foot of the famous Croagh Patrick Mountain. After 6 or 7 large glasses of Your favourite Tipple in Campbell's pub in Murrisk you and our infamous adventure guide, Westbiman, will proceed at dusk to scale the heights of this famous mountain pilgrimage to explore the good kind of passion at the church on the summit. Setting of as darkness falls equipped no illumination besides the guides half charged mobile phone you will enjoy stubbed toes, twisted ankles and pointy sore bits. With the thrill of almost stepping of any number of precipitous ledges at every turn.
After stopping for some heavy petting and removing all remaining clothing for the final ascent you will begin to experience the unique and thrilling sensation of hypothermia. When you just can't take anymore and you are spent (not the good kind) you can call for transport back to the accommodation , provided the phone still has a charge of course.
Mayo Mountain Rescue in conjunction with Irish Coast Guard Helicopters will whisk you away to the luxurious Castlebar GEneral where you will wallow in luxury in their renowned ER suite on your very own trolley. If still mobile you can push the trolleys side by side for additional fun.
2. Moonlight Body Surfing
This popular package is back after all previous charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. After quaffing numerous beverages to increase bravado and lunacy you will be driven erratically to the renowned Carroniskey strand were lit by romantic moonlight(moonlight is not guaranteed), you will fail to get into the wet suit due to the state of inebriation you forgo any form of flotation and insulation to surf the tropical waters of the North Atlantic in winter (tropical temperatures are not guaranteed, Ever).
Surf lessons, Towels, heat or erections(the water I s actually f-f-f-freezing!) are not provided in this adventure, so I don't want to hear any whining at all. Please note: Due to previous adventurers taking this package disappearing and not returning mid adventure the full payment is required beforehand.
3. Bog Smorkelling.
In the beautiful Owenwee valley wander the natural beauty of Irish Peat bogs with a complimentary bottle of your favourite* tipple and a blindfold. This is clothing optional as the bogs a filthy place altogether. Please note due to hygiene and health and safety concerns you need to bring your own snorkel for this one.
*as long as your favourite is the bottom shelf at Tescos.
I hope you find at least one of these exciting play dates to be of interest. If you'd like to get more information on this or any of our many other fun adventures meet me for drinks and I'll look at you lustily and we can fill out the paper work for your insurance policy which is mandatory for all meeting options.
Love this .... very good lol "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ohhh bog hopping is great craic...the other two aren't durty enough for me
Brilliant Madame B, (or is that Sister B) I'll send you over the Papers right away. But I would have thought someone in your line of service would have gone for the Croagh Patrick one, we could have a we roll in the bog first.
I don't need to climb Croagh Patrick to call out to God
Ha very good MadameB but I think on this adventure it will be less "Oh God!, Oh God!" and more "Argh Sweet Suffering Jesus Christ Fuck Dammit"
But sure that's all part of the excitement. What will be the next profanity.
Ahhh I only call on sweet Jesus when I get nailed!
Nailed? Are you a clumsy carpenter or something. I love playing with wood can I come too ill bring my big hammer
Joseph was the carpenter...but I can do DIY when I have to and even when I want to also
Hey McGuiver...what size hammer are you packing and how are you at drilling! The convent has gone to rack and ruin since I arrived... loudly and several times
Well it's a two handed one, I haven't weighed it on its own but with all the attachments it's about 93kg.
With regards to my drilling skills I don't think I am very good because I take a really long time and a lot of the people I do drilling for keep asking me back to do it again, and again and sometimes again. It's flipping exhausting at times.
Repeat drilling job's can be a pain in the ass "
Well they can involve the ass but the pain part is optional depending on the drill setting and technique. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I vividly remember the body surfing in brilliant sunshine, maybe it's time to venture into the moonlight....... Book me in "
Hey Mocca, yes the Sligo department of "Out of the Box Adventrues" has the franchise on the sunshine in the Wesht so unfortunately any Mayo based activities have to be conducted in the dark. . But please not we do offer a water free body surfing experience that you can enjoy in the comfort of a bed.
Terms and Conditions apply. But you will always get a discount |
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Love this .... very good lol
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Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand ) |
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"Can I place an order for number 3 please. If u can guarantee filthy I can guarantee wet. "
Mocca, Excellent. Chi-Ching!!!
I'll write you off... Er ... I mean up
Oh yes our Mayo bogs have the highest filth to peat ratio in Western Europe. I think the EU have some directive to keep it like that too. But I do hear Donegal comes a close second for filth. So when are you going to slosh your way over for this fantastic experience? |
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"Can I place an order for number 3 please. If u can guarantee filthy I can guarantee wet.
Mocca, Excellent. Chi-Ching!!!
I'll write you off... Er ... I mean up
Oh yes our Mayo bogs have the highest filth to peat ratio in Western Europe. I think the EU have some directive to keep it like that too. But I do hear Donegal comes a close second for filth. So when are you going to slosh your way over for this fantastic experience? "
Sorry Fab52 there was a mix up in the orders department. This has now been rectified and your "gorgeous" filthy option number 3 is ready when you are. And to show you I care you can have it all at no charge delivered to Dublin. |
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand ) "
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand )
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
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Oh for all 3 I'm a greedy girl lol |
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand )
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
Oh for all 3 I'm a greedy girl lol "
Thanks for the order Blondie Babe, as this is the first request I have had to deliver a mountain, an ocean and a bog, I have a few logistic to work out. Do you want all three on the same day. |
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That's a great service you're offering. As I am also a greedy girl like Blondie babe I have now changed my mind and also want all 3. What is the expected date of delivery? |
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"That's a great service you're offering. As I am also a greedy girl like Blondie babe I have now changed my mind and also want all 3. What is the expected date of delivery?"
Fab52, I am well aware of your insatiable appetite and I am a little concerned about you needing additional staff to satisfy your demands. As previously mentioned on the thread we are currently trying resolve the whole problem of moving the mountain, sea and bog to the Clontarf area. We may need to clear a large swath of the area which may cause issue with the authorities and residency in your area.
I am more than happy to provide free accommodation in the mayo area latter this month for you and your associates. |
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand )
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
Oh for all 3 I'm a greedy girl lol
Thanks for the order Blondie Babe, as this is the first request I have had to deliver a mountain, an ocean and a bog, I have a few logistic to work out. Do you want all three on the same day. "
Think that is too big a request so better I come to you |
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand )
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
Oh for all 3 I'm a greedy girl lol
Thanks for the order Blondie Babe, as this is the first request I have had to deliver a mountain, an ocean and a bog, I have a few logistic to work out. Do you want all three on the same day.
Think that is too big a request so better I come to you "
Fantastic. You do have health insurance don't you. My tent should be mostly repaired soon so the luxury accommodation is available. if you want to tell me the dates I will get that shower I have been putting off and be ready and waiting. |
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand )
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
Oh for all 3 I'm a greedy girl lol
Thanks for the order Blondie Babe, as this is the first request I have had to deliver a mountain, an ocean and a bog, I have a few logistic to work out. Do you want all three on the same day.
Think that is too big a request so better I come to you
Fantastic. You do have health insurance don't you. My tent should be mostly repaired soon so the luxury accommodation is available. if you want to tell me the dates I will get that shower I have been putting off and be ready and waiting. "
Oh yes health insurance in place, oh a palace of a tent and a new shower... cant wait lol |
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand )
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
Oh for all 3 I'm a greedy girl lol
Thanks for the order Blondie Babe, as this is the first request I have had to deliver a mountain, an ocean and a bog, I have a few logistic to work out. Do you want all three on the same day.
Think that is too big a request so better I come to you
Fantastic. You do have health insurance don't you. My tent should be mostly repaired soon so the luxury accommodation is available. if you want to tell me the dates I will get that shower I have been putting off and be ready and waiting.
Oh yes health insurance in place, oh a palace of a tent and a new shower... cant wait lol "
New Shower? You've got the wrong end of the stick I mean I will take the shower I have been putting off. new shower, why would I get a new shower when I don't even use the one I have. |
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand )
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
Oh for all 3 I'm a greedy girl lol
Thanks for the order Blondie Babe, as this is the first request I have had to deliver a mountain, an ocean and a bog, I have a few logistic to work out. Do you want all three on the same day.
Think that is too big a request so better I come to you
Fantastic. You do have health insurance don't you. My tent should be mostly repaired soon so the luxury accommodation is available. if you want to tell me the dates I will get that shower I have been putting off and be ready and waiting.
Oh yes health insurance in place, oh a palace of a tent and a new shower... cant wait lol
New Shower? You've got the wrong end of the stick I mean I will take the shower I have been putting off. new shower, why would I get a new shower when I don't even use the one I have. "
Yes I realised that after I posted lol .... I will give you another shower when I get there .... |
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand )
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
Oh for all 3 I'm a greedy girl lol
Thanks for the order Blondie Babe, as this is the first request I have had to deliver a mountain, an ocean and a bog, I have a few logistic to work out. Do you want all three on the same day.
Think that is too big a request so better I come to you
Fantastic. You do have health insurance don't you. My tent should be mostly repaired soon so the luxury accommodation is available. if you want to tell me the dates I will get that shower I have been putting off and be ready and waiting.
Oh yes health insurance in place, oh a palace of a tent and a new shower... cant wait lol
New Shower? You've got the wrong end of the stick I mean I will take the shower I have been putting off. new shower, why would I get a new shower when I don't even use the one I have.
Yes I realised that after I posted lol .... I will give you another shower when I get there ...."
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand )
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
Oh for all 3 I'm a greedy girl lol
Thanks for the order Blondie Babe, as this is the first request I have had to deliver a mountain, an ocean and a bog, I have a few logistic to work out. Do you want all three on the same day.
Think that is too big a request so better I come to you
Fantastic. You do have health insurance don't you. My tent should be mostly repaired soon so the luxury accommodation is available. if you want to tell me the dates I will get that shower I have been putting off and be ready and waiting.
Oh yes health insurance in place, oh a palace of a tent and a new shower... cant wait lol
New Shower? You've got the wrong end of the stick I mean I will take the shower I have been putting off. new shower, why would I get a new shower when I don't even use the one I have.
Yes I realised that after I posted lol .... I will give you another shower when I get there ....
Promises promises. How dirty do you want me before during and after?"
Oh I dont make idle promises lol.... oh very dirty lol |
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand )
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
Oh for all 3 I'm a greedy girl lol
Thanks for the order Blondie Babe, as this is the first request I have had to deliver a mountain, an ocean and a bog, I have a few logistic to work out. Do you want all three on the same day.
Think that is too big a request so better I come to you
Fantastic. You do have health insurance don't you. My tent should be mostly repaired soon so the luxury accommodation is available. if you want to tell me the dates I will get that shower I have been putting off and be ready and waiting.
Oh yes health insurance in place, oh a palace of a tent and a new shower... cant wait lol
New Shower? You've got the wrong end of the stick I mean I will take the shower I have been putting off. new shower, why would I get a new shower when I don't even use the one I have.
Yes I realised that after I posted lol .... I will give you another shower when I get there ....
Promises promises. How dirty do you want me before during and after?
Oh I dont make idle promises lol.... oh very dirty lol "
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Love this .... very good lol
Thanks Blonde Babe glad you appreciate the unique service we offer. Please remember that there is a 10% discount for any meetings requested before the end of business today.
(End of business??!! Christ what business? Still no orders in yet. I just don't understand )
Oh book me in and can you deliver to me please lol
Oh for all 3 I'm a greedy girl lol
Thanks for the order Blondie Babe, as this is the first request I have had to deliver a mountain, an ocean and a bog, I have a few logistic to work out. Do you want all three on the same day.
Think that is too big a request so better I come to you
Fantastic. You do have health insurance don't you. My tent should be mostly repaired soon so the luxury accommodation is available. if you want to tell me the dates I will get that shower I have been putting off and be ready and waiting.
Oh yes health insurance in place, oh a palace of a tent and a new shower... cant wait lol
New Shower? You've got the wrong end of the stick I mean I will take the shower I have been putting off. new shower, why would I get a new shower when I don't even use the one I have.
Yes I realised that after I posted lol .... I will give you another shower when I get there ....
Promises promises. How dirty do you want me before during and after?
Oh I dont make idle promises lol.... oh very dirty lol
Bring it on"
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