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I'm not a pheasant plucker.......
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But some say I am a pleasant fucker  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some might also say 'step away from the alcohol'  "
Too late for that snow .....
You never hear the rhyme ...... I'm not a pheasant plucker - I'm a pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.
Try saying it quickly out loud .......... |
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"Im only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes "
...You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons... |
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Come in sit down, don't be outside, looking in at the man, inside sitting down looking out
My two favourite tongue twister's are Irish wristwatch
And New York Unique, Unique New York...say fast and furious lol |
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This is a story that my dad loved after he saw it on The 2 Ronnies show in the 70s.
This is the story of Rindercella and her 2 sugly isters..
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors,emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was knucking fackered.The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks, they were really forrible huckers,they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball but the cotton runts would not Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a right bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking lesbian!She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimlight,otherwise there would be a cucking falamity!
At the ball,Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly,the clock struck twelve.."mist all chucking frighty!!" said Rindercella and she ran out,tripping barse over ollocks,so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercellas door and the sugly isters let him in.Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let a fig bart!"Who fust jarted" asked the prandsome hince! "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted,he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk!!
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on!.He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
So Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The prandsome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!!
Ps.. this was not posted to cause offence to anybody xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a story that my dad loved after he saw it on The 2 Ronnies show in the 70s.
This is the story of Rindercella and her 2 sugly isters..
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard
frubbing sloors,emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was knucking fackered.The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks, they were really forrible huckers,they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball but the cotton runts would not Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a right bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking lesbian!She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimlight,otherwise there would be a cucking falamity!
At the ball,Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly,the clock struck twelve.."mist all chucking frighty!!" said Rindercella and she ran out,tripping barse over ollocks,so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercellas door and the sugly isters let him in.Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let a fig bart!"Who fust jarted" asked the prandsome hince! "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted,he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk!!
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on!.He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
So Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The prandsome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!!
Ps.. this was not posted to cause offence to anybody xx "
Hahaha haha ah jeezuz dirty I fukn love it ya sexy poet lol I fukn love it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a story that my dad loved after he saw it on The 2 Ronnies show in the 70s.
This is the story of Rindercella and her 2 sugly isters..
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors,emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was knucking fackered.The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks, they were really forrible huckers,they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball but the cotton runts would not Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a right bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking lesbian!She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimlight,otherwise there would be a cucking falamity!
At the ball,Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly,the clock struck twelve.."mist all chucking frighty!!" said Rindercella and she ran out,tripping barse over ollocks,so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercellas door and the sugly isters let him in.Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let a fig bart!"Who fust jarted" asked the prandsome hince! "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted,he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk!!
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on!.He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
So Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The prandsome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!!
Ps.. this was not posted to cause offence to anybody xx "
Bloody brilliant lol had to keep stopping to make sure I had the right words |
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"This is a story that my dad loved after he saw it on The 2 Ronnies show in the 70s.
This is the story of Rindercella and her 2 sugly isters..
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors,emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was knucking fackered.The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks, they were really forrible huckers,they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball but the cotton runts would not Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a right bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking lesbian!She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimlight,otherwise there would be a cucking falamity!
At the ball,Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly,the clock struck twelve.."mist all chucking frighty!!" said Rindercella and she ran out,tripping barse over ollocks,so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercellas door and the sugly isters let him in.Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let a fig bart!"Who fust jarted" asked the prandsome hince! "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted,he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk!!
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on!.He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
So Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The prandsome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!!
Ps.. this was not posted to cause offence to anybody xx "
Brilliant! Happy memories
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a story that my dad loved after he saw it on The 2 Ronnies show in the 70s.
This is the story of Rindercella and her 2 sugly isters..
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors,emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was knucking fackered.The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks, they were really forrible huckers,they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball but the cotton runts would not Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a right bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking lesbian!She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimlight,otherwise there would be a cucking falamity!
At the ball,Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly,the clock struck twelve.."mist all chucking frighty!!" said Rindercella and she ran out,tripping barse over ollocks,so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercellas door and the sugly isters let him in.Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let a fig bart!"Who fust jarted" asked the prandsome hince! "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted,he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk!!
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on!.He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
So Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The prandsome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!!
Ps.. this was not posted to cause offence to anybody xx "
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