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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The inevitable has finally come...and I would like to say a fond farewell...
Struck down in my prime... I have battled this before but this time I haven't the strength...
Bedridden for the last couple of days.... survival rates are very low and there's no known cure..
I know I'm not alone and many of you or your loved ones will have suffered similarly..
But be as strong as you can.... maybe one day science and medical research will find a breakthrough...
Governments need to focus on this worldwide epidemic or the casualties will be huge and catastrophic...
MANFLU IS. NOT. A. JOKE  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The inevitable has finally come...and I would like to say a fond farewell...
Struck down in my prime... I have battled this before but this time I haven't the strength...
Bedridden for the last couple of days.... survival rates are very low and there's no known cure..
I know I'm not alone and many of you or your loved ones will have suffered similarly..
But be as strong as you can.... maybe one day science and medical research will find a breakthrough...
Governments need to focus on this worldwide epidemic or the casualties will be huge and catastrophic...
MANFLU IS. NOT. A. JOKE "
...there there....would you like us to fetch you something. ...lemsip?...Some chicken soup?.......your balls?...  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
Ahhh ye poor thing!  My heart goes out to you! Nothing worse than man flu!!!! I'm so lucky I'm a woman, I've no other choice to get on with it when I've a cold!
Now come here and I wrap some onion vinegar clothes around those legs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank fuck someone else has it cause I thought I was alone and dying of a strange virus. This is worse than usual commoner garden manflu"
....yes....I dont want to alarm anybody....but there is a fairly virulent strain of ebola going around. ...  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
It's a little known fact... The earlier sympathy is lavished on the guys in question the sooner the recovery can begin.. through exhaustive research statistical analysis it's apparent that ladies dressed in nurses uniforms (real or other doesn't matter I guess it's like a placebo effect ). have the greatest success in patient recovery..
In order to prevent a pandemic ...Ladies your help is required ..
Thanks in advance .mankind needs you ladies ...please don't let us down
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"Thank fuck someone else has it cause I thought I was alone and dying of a strange virus. This is worse than usual commoner garden manflu....yes....I dont want to alarm anybody....but there is a fairly virulent strain of ebola going around. ... "
Well I was bit by a monkey this morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in bits with flu to .... "
I feel the necessity to point out, if you had the flu, you wouldn't be on here. You have a cold my man, chin up and man up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank fuck someone else has it cause I thought I was alone and dying of a strange virus. This is worse than usual commoner garden manflu"
Don't worry I'm putting the nurses outfit on as we speak |
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"You have the flu?  Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue? 
Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today
Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed 
Ms. DG now that would be an amazing invention "
I think so too ! We deserve a choice of a reward. I mean seriously like, if guys had periods, theyd be in hospital for a week being drip fed morphine!! |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"You have the flu? Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?
Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today
Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed
Ms. DG now that would be an amazing invention
I think so too ! We deserve a choice of a reward. I mean seriously like, if guys had periods, theyd be in hospital for a week being drip fed morphine!! "
Not even to mention giving birth, the species Homo sapiens sapiens would have died out a long long time ago |
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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago
dublin |
"I was once bedridden from the neck down because of gastric man flu. Yes people. I had windy pops and a runny nose. Lucky to survive. "
Glad you survived .what an ordeal you must of gone thru... xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have the flu? Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?
Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today
Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed
Ms. DG now that would be an amazing invention
I think so too ! We deserve a choice of a reward. I mean seriously like, if guys had periods, theyd be in hospital for a week being drip fed morphine!!
Not even to mention giving birth, the species Homo sapiens sapiens would have died out a long long time ago "
... but you can't deny the huge personal efforts us menfolk put in to get ye ladies to continue evolution   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yessss I can post
Jaysis pal are ye ok ? I'll get me Granny to light a cake for ye xoxo"
.... welcome back..... will she write my obituary ....it would be the icing on the cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The inevitable has finally come...and I would like to say a fond farewell...
Struck down in my prime... I have battled this before but this time I haven't the strength...
Bedridden for the last couple of days.... survival rates are very low and there's no known cure..
I know I'm not alone and many of you or your loved ones will have suffered similarly..
But be as strong as you can.... maybe one day science and medical research will find a breakthrough...
Governments need to focus on this worldwide epidemic or the casualties will be huge and catastrophic...
MANFLU IS. NOT. A. JOKE "
Stop reading up medical conditions on Google wold ya.... it's a head cold with a runny nose ya big wuss |
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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago
dublin |
"Yessss I can post
Jaysis pal are ye ok ? I'll get me Granny to light a cake for ye xoxo.... welcome back..... will she write my obituary ....it would be the icing on the cake "
Of course anything for a dying man x |
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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago
dublin |
"Lowland my friend ive some manup pills for you. Theyre specifically for men who act the nancy!
Bend over darling.... rectal insertion is required  "
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I have flu too .Can I bend over aswell ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get well soon,
i had it last weekend, just loads of water i had no appetite, and paracetemols, didnt go near doc, self diagnozed,
Grand now again, if u can get thru that u can anything, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get well soon,
i had it last weekend, just loads of water i had no appetite, and paracetemols, didnt go near doc, self diagnozed,
Grand now again, if u can get thru that u can anything, "
You had Manflu?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Noo not man flu
Some kinda flu but felt terrible anyway.
Nowhere near as bad as the man flu so. That's worse than Ebola "
And Crimean congo hemorrhagic fever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have the flu? Ive just laid an egg and my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus but can i get you a tissue?
Anybody that reads this won't ask you to meet today
Theres times when i wish vibrating tampons existed
Ms. DG now that would be an amazing invention
I think so too ! We deserve a choice of a reward. I mean seriously like, if guys had periods, theyd be in hospital for a week being drip fed morphine!!
Not even to mention giving birth, the species Homo sapiens sapiens would have died out a long long time ago ... but you can't deny the huge personal efforts us menfolk put in to get ye ladies to continue evolution "
Men shot themselves in the cock ... so to speak when they invented the vibrator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All joking aside it has been scientifically proven that due to the size difference of a gland in the frontal lobe of men....that they do suffer more with temperature and chills during flu like symptoms hence man flu does exist and size does matter |
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"All joking aside it has been scientifically proven that due to the size difference of a gland in the frontal lobe of men....that they do suffer more with temperature and chills during flu like symptoms hence man flu does exist and size does matter"
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Is that all men? Or just men with a Brain? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All joking aside it has been scientifically proven that due to the size difference of a gland in the frontal lobe of men....that they do suffer more with temperature and chills during flu like symptoms hence man flu does exist and size does matter
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Is that all men? Or just men with a Brain? "
Now, now sub...they haven't been proven to actually exist... science isn't that advanced |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"All joking aside it has been scientifically proven that due to the size difference of a gland in the frontal lobe of men....that they do suffer more with temperature and chills during flu like symptoms hence man flu does exist and size does matter
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Is that all men? Or just men with a Brain? "
They all come at least with a knob brain, don't they? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All joking aside it has been scientifically proven that due to the size difference of a gland in the frontal lobe of men....that they do suffer more with temperature and chills during flu like symptoms hence man flu does exist and size does matter
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Is that all men? Or just men with a Brain?
They all come at least with a knob brain, don't they? "
Two head's aren't always better than one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All joking aside it has been scientifically proven that due to the size difference of a gland in the frontal lobe of men....that they do suffer more with temperature and chills during flu like symptoms hence man flu does exist and size does matter
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Is that all men? Or just men with a Brain?
They all come at least with a knob brain, don't they?
Two head's aren't always better than one "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have some frisky whiskey and all will be better...whatever happened to. Frisky whiskey?
She turned into a madame "
The whiskey will do that to you but I suspect she was always a Madame |
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"The inevitable has finally come...and I would like to say a fond farewell...
Struck down in my prime... I have battled this before but this time I haven't the strength...
Bedridden for the last couple of days.... survival rates are very low and there's no known cure..
I know I'm not alone and many of you or your loved ones will have suffered similarly..
But be as strong as you can.... maybe one day science and medical research will find a breakthrough...
Governments need to focus on this worldwide epidemic or the casualties will be huge and catastrophic...
MANFLU IS. NOT. A. JOKE "
Hot whisky with cloves and honey only known cure, us men have to suffer... women are lucky they only get a cold lol!! |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
There's actually some truth behind 'man flu'. Research has shown that men really do suffer from colds and flu worse than women and it is linked to levels of estrogen in the body. Women have more estrogen than men and it appears that it also has some anti-viral properties.
Here, have a look for yourselves: http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/man-flu-appears-be-real-estrogen-helps-women-fend-virus/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....
Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you"
Oh...I can imagine it!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....
Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you
Oh...I can imagine it!!! "
Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have some frisky whiskey and all will be better...whatever happened to. Frisky whiskey?
......sorry didn't know you had changed your name. ... "
I did dahling and got no bloody help with it either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....
Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you
Oh...I can imagine it!!!
Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon"
Sprinkle him with water
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....
Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you
Oh...I can imagine it!!!
Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon
Sprinkle him with water
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Suppose I could hose him down |
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"The inevitable has finally come...and I would like to say a fond farewell...
Struck down in my prime... I have battled this before but this time I haven't the strength...
Bedridden for the last couple of days.... survival rates are very low and there's no known cure..
I know I'm not alone and many of you or your loved ones will have suffered similarly..
But be as strong as you can.... maybe one day science and medical research will find a breakthrough...
Governments need to focus on this worldwide epidemic or the casualties will be huge and catastrophic...
MANFLU IS. NOT. A. JOKE "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....
Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you
Oh...I can imagine it!!!
Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon
Sprinkle him with water
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.....squirt/pee annie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....
Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you
Oh...I can imagine it!!!
Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon
Sprinkle him with water
.....squirt/pee annie? "
Whatever is the most fun....
Is there anything you be said for another mass tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....
Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you
Oh...I can imagine it!!!
Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon
Sprinkle him with water
.....squirt/pee annie?
Whatever is the most fun....
Is there anything you be said for another mass tho "
.....there's a rumour going round that his mickey fell off...(side effect) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would a mass help?...... I think a trip to medujorge or at least a novena....
Will ya settle for an exorcism? Drive the demon flu out of you
Oh...I can imagine it!!!
Would nail the fucker lol then I would takle the demon
Sprinkle him with water
.....squirt/pee annie?
Whatever is the most fun....
Is there anything you be said for another mass tho .....there's a rumour going round that his mickey fell off...(side effect) "
....you know well I rarely leave it out of my hand |
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