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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So there I am. Sitting in the car. Scratching a lottery card. Feverishly rubbing away. Edging ever closer to the prize. €500 €500 €500!!! I'VE WON!!!!!
No wait. The last one is €50.
Rubbing, rubbing ,rubbing. Sudden feeling of immense joy replaced by regret and a mess in your lap.
Yes doing the lotto is like having a wank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So there I am. Sitting in the car. Scratching a lottery card. Feverishly rubbing away. Edging ever closer to the prize. €500 €500 €500!!! I'VE WON!!!!!
No wait. The last one is €50.
Rubbing, rubbing ,rubbing. Sudden feeling of immense joy replaced by regret and a mess in your lap.
Yes doing the lotto is like having a wank. "
.... but you can still win even if you are not in  |
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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"So there I am. Sitting in the car. Scratching a lottery card. Feverishly rubbing away. Edging ever closer to the prize. €500 €500 €500!!! I'VE WON!!!!!
No wait. The last one is €50.
Rubbing, rubbing ,rubbing. Sudden feeling of immense joy replaced by regret and a mess in your lap.
Yes doing the lotto is like having a wank. "
But at least you get a happy ending from a wank,,scratching a lottery ticket is like dealing with a woman,,,frustrating as fook 
oops have I said that in public
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