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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i decided to go to the mosque for first time to see what it was all about,
i sat down and the lman came up to me, laid his hands on my head and said by the will of ailah the mighty and the prophet mohamed you will walk today.
i told him i was not paralysed,
he came back and laid his hands on me again repeated the same thing,
again i told him there is nothing wrong with me.
after the prayers i stepped outside and lo and behold my fuck;n car had been stolen..  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
As I was putting the garden furniture away for winter ... I said to the wife " I don't know why I bother getting this out you never sit on it !!"
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She said "put your cock away and get that chair in the garage.."
What's the difference between a hippos and a Zippo.?
One is a really heavy animal and the others just a little lighter..
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Went to a brothel on holiday On my last night and I was short on cash. I asked to girl how much for a ride she replied 10 euros. I ask what do you get for 5 euros? She said a stroke or 2 so I took my big fat cock out and she ran away. I shouts where are you going??? She said to find you another 5 euros.  |
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