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over a year ago
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"is it degrading to cum on a womans face "
I would of thought that's for her to decide. If she's happy to allow it then happy days but if your just jizzing in her face then yeah that's probably degrading lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never had it on my face, always scared it'll get in my eyes and end up in A&E.
Prefer it on other places  "
Haha I actually remember a girl years ago telling me a guy came in her eye and that she ended up in hospital n it got badly infected. I was like what, are u serious. Had no idea it could be dangerous lol She refused to give BJ's over it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i think its degrading ,if ya tried it on me id break all yer teeth with a hurley . 
Do you always carry a hurl with you on the bus  "
nah but i carry a hurl , rope , blindfold , whip , crop and handcuffs in the boot of my car .Anyone for a bit of ravishing and abduction ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I kinda like it. Can be hot. Just avoid my eyes it stings like fuck  "
Sometimes I hold them open with my fingers and tell him to pour it on them. If he's enjoying the mess so far... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"every man should jizz on his own face and rub the cum into his eyeball sockets just once for research purposes and report back the findings . "
Iam on it....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"every man should jizz on his own face and rub the cum into his eyeball sockets just once for research purposes and report back the findings . "
They'd all say "Ok" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"every man should jizz on his own face and rub the cum into his eyeball sockets just once for research purposes and report back the findings . "
Bahahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know how some of you swallow the stuff tbh. Never mind actually like the taste lol
A good diet makes it swallowable or vomitable
Think pineapple juice to sweeten yer juice "
& celery to make more... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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whenever i happen across a fella who recoils at the thought of kissing after ive sucked his willy i always keep the litre of jizz in my mouth and snowball him just to see the horror on his face , then i promptly dump him telling him hes now gay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whenever i happen across a fella who recoils at the thought of kissing after ive sucked his willy i always keep the litre of jizz in my mouth and snowball him just to see the horror on his face , then i promptly dump him telling him hes now gay "
Hahahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whenever i happen across a fella who recoils at the thought of kissing after ive sucked his willy i always keep the litre of jizz in my mouth and snowball him just to see the horror on his face , then i promptly dump him telling him hes now gay "
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You're a mean girl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taken notes here. So pineapple juice to make it tasty and celery to produce more? Thanks lads. Iam learning so much here "
That's why you've got 2 ears & only 1 mouth...  |
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"whenever i happen across a fella who recoils at the thought of kissing after ive sucked his willy i always keep the litre of jizz in my mouth and snowball him just to see the horror on his face , then i promptly dump him telling him hes now gay "
I cant breathe here!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taken notes here. So pineapple juice to make it tasty and celery to produce more? Thanks lads. Iam learning so much here
That's why you've got 2 ears & only 1 mouth... "
Any tips on how to how to make a woman gush like Niagara Falls?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taken notes here. So pineapple juice to make it tasty and celery to produce more? Thanks lads. Iam learning so much here
That's why you've got 2 ears & only 1 mouth...
Any tips on how to how to make a woman gush like Niagara Falls?? "
Be nice & ask her... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taken notes here. So pineapple juice to make it tasty and celery to produce more? Thanks lads. Iam learning so much here
That's why you've got 2 ears & only 1 mouth...
Any tips on how to how to make a woman gush like Niagara Falls?? "
yeah lock the door to the toilet ,ply her with 14 lambrinis and await the niagra falls without even removing her knickers ... hows that for skillz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taken notes here. So pineapple juice to make it tasty and celery to produce more? Thanks lads. Iam learning so much here
That's why you've got 2 ears & only 1 mouth...
Any tips on how to how to make a woman gush like Niagara Falls??
yeah lock the door to the toilet ,ply her with 14 lambrinis and await the niagra falls without even removing her knickers ... hows that for skillz "
Haha your all crazy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taken notes here. So pineapple juice to make it tasty and celery to produce more? Thanks lads. Iam learning so much here
That's why you've got 2 ears & only 1 mouth...
Any tips on how to how to make a woman gush like Niagara Falls??
yeah lock the door to the toilet ,ply her with 14 lambrinis and await the niagra falls without even removing her knickers ... hows that for skillz "
How naive am I...? I was going to answer 'Let her watch the last 5 mins of An Officer and a Gentleman'... |
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"whenever i happen across a fella who recoils at the thought of kissing after ive sucked his willy i always keep the litre of jizz in my mouth and snowball him just to see the horror on his face , then i promptly dump him telling him hes now gay "
Awesome!  |
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"I can't really see what's fun in this
Fun? I dont do it for fun...i do it for the fresh protein induced facelift
I wonder what do R and A think of it?? "
Couldnt give a f**k.....its me thats getting it,not them!
Youre just too bold at times Tor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't really see what's fun in this
Fun? I dont do it for fun...i do it for the fresh protein induced facelift "
I meant for the guys. Plus you have to avoid the eyes,the hair...it's like when you get extra work at the end of your shift |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"I can't really see what's fun in this
Fun? I dont do it for fun...i do it for the fresh protein induced facelift
I wonder what do R and A think of it??
Couldnt give a f**k.....its me thats getting it,not them!
Youre just too bold at times Tor"
It's all me me me....selfish |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"I can't really see what's fun in this
Fun? I dont do it for fun...i do it for the fresh protein induced facelift
I meant for the guys. Plus you have to avoid the eyes,the hair...it's like when you get extra work at the end of your shift "
Don't ever get it in the hair...that upsets them more than the eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whenever i happen across a fella who recoils at the thought of kissing after ive sucked his willy i always keep the litre of jizz in my mouth and snowball him just to see the horror on his face , then i promptly dump him telling him hes now gay "
That's brilliant |
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"i think its degrading ,if ya tried it on me id break all yer teeth with a hurley .
Do you always carry a hurl with you on the bus
nah but i carry a hurl , rope , blindfold , whip , crop and handcuffs in the boot of my car .Anyone for a bit of ravishing and abduction ? "
God yes! Sounds like amazing car fun.
I'll even eat blueberries in advance as apparently that makes the taste delicious |
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"I can't really see what's fun in this
Fun? I dont do it for fun...i do it for the fresh protein induced facelift
I meant for the guys. Plus you have to avoid the eyes,the hair...it's like when you get extra work at the end of your shift "
I dont mind my hair..it makes a good hair mask the eyes,well thats a different matter. There has been times when my face has resembled someone hurtling down the M50 at 100mph with their head stuck out the window though. A bit too much muchness |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"I can't really see what's fun in this
Fun? I dont do it for fun...i do it for the fresh protein induced facelift
I meant for the guys. Plus you have to avoid the eyes,the hair...it's like when you get extra work at the end of your shift
I dont mind my hair..it makes a good hair mask the eyes,well thats a different matter. There has been times when my face has resembled someone hurtling down the M50 at 100mph with their head stuck out the window though. A bit too much muchness "
You should post a picture of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whenever i happen across a fella who recoils at the thought of kissing after ive sucked his willy i always keep the litre of jizz in my mouth and snowball him just to see the horror on his face , then i promptly dump him telling him hes now gay
That's brilliant "
yiz think im joking ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't really see what's fun in this
Fun? I dont do it for fun...i do it for the fresh protein induced facelift
I meant for the guys. Plus you have to avoid the eyes,the hair...it's like when you get extra work at the end of your shift
Don't ever get it in the hair...that upsets them more than the eyes "
I know It's like shooting from a tommy-gun...run for cover,goes everywhere. Can't control it |
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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago
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"I don't know how some of you swallow the stuff tbh. Never mind actually like the taste lol
A good diet makes it swallowable or vomitable
Think pineapple juice to sweeten yer juice
& celery to make more..."
Is that true...?? |
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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago
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"whenever i happen across a fella who recoils at the thought of kissing after ive sucked his willy i always keep the litre of jizz in my mouth and snowball him just to see the horror on his face , then i promptly dump him telling him hes now gay "
Kinky, like the first half.... Yummm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plenty of cum here if anybody wants some. Plenty to go round
Your replies are the best...I piss my pants reading. If I was a woman with this brain you would get some
Cheers i guess "
Lovely couple |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Plenty of cum here if anybody wants some. Plenty to go round
Your replies are the best...I piss my pants reading. If I was a woman with this brain you would get some
Cheers i guess
Lovely couple "
Don't be jealous of our love |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Plenty of cum here if anybody wants some. Plenty to go round
Your replies are the best...I piss my pants reading. If I was a woman with this brain you would get some
Cheers i guess
Lovely couple
Don't be jealous of our love "
Always the same...say a nice word,show some support and somebody has to turn it into a gay thing |
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"Plenty of cum here if anybody wants some. Plenty to go round
Your replies are the best...I piss my pants reading. If I was a woman with this brain you would get some
Cheers i guess
Lovely couple
Don't be jealous of our love
Always the same...say a nice word,show some support and somebody has to turn it into a gay thing "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't really see what's fun in this
Fun? I dont do it for fun...i do it for the fresh protein induced facelift "
So that's why you're always fresh faced and have a permanent smile! |
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over a year ago
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"Guys remember u jizz on her face lick it up and drop it in her mouth she loose it there and then
Some are easy to please "
Think he meant that the woman would lose it at what he had just done and it would be another Hurley across the teeth for him... |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Guys remember u jizz on her face lick it up and drop it in her mouth she loose it there and then
Some are easy to please
Think he meant that the woman would lose it at what he had just done and it would be another Hurley across the teeth for him..."
Or a "head" butt |
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"Guys remember u jizz on her face lick it up and drop it in her mouth she loose it there and then
Some are easy to please
Think he meant that the woman would lose it at what he had just done and it would be another Hurley across the teeth for him...
Or a "head" butt "
Either way: food through a straw..! |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Guys remember u jizz on her face lick it up and drop it in her mouth she loose it there and then
Some are easy to please
Think he meant that the woman would lose it at what he had just done and it would be another Hurley across the teeth for him...
Or a "head" butt
Either way: food through a straw..!"
Cum through a straw??? |
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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago
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"Guys remember u jizz on her face lick it up and drop it in her mouth she loose it there and then
Some are easy to please
Think he meant that the woman would lose it at what he had just done and it would be another Hurley across the teeth for him...
Or a "head" butt
Either way: food through a straw..!
Cum through a straw??? "
Like to see you try it |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Guys remember u jizz on her face lick it up and drop it in her mouth she loose it there and then
Some are easy to please
Think he meant that the woman would lose it at what he had just done and it would be another Hurley across the teeth for him...
Or a "head" butt
Either way: food through a straw..!
Cum through a straw???
Like to see you try it "
Next time I will |
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over a year ago
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"Guys remember u jizz on her face lick it up and drop it in her mouth she loose it there and then
Some are easy to please
Think he meant that the woman would lose it at what he had just done and it would be another Hurley across the teeth for him...
Or a "head" butt
Either way: food through a straw..!
Cum through a straw???
Like to see you try it
Next time I will "
I'm sure you will  |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Guys remember u jizz on her face lick it up and drop it in her mouth she loose it there and then
Some are easy to please
Think he meant that the woman would lose it at what he had just done and it would be another Hurley across the teeth for him...
Or a "head" butt
Either way: food through a straw..!
Cum through a straw???
Like to see you try it
Next time I will
I'm sure you will "
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"I don't know how some of you swallow the stuff tbh. Never mind actually like the taste lol "
Ooh I'm not a swallower, def spit for me!!! Unless of course the guy would like to see the contents of my stomach 
As for cumming on my face. I'm ok with Rocik doing it but I draw a line after that ?? |
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"I don't know how some of you swallow the stuff tbh. Never mind actually like the taste lol
A good diet makes it swallowable or vomitable
Think pineapple juice to sweeten yer juice
& celery to make more..."
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"I don't know how some of you swallow the stuff tbh. Never mind actually like the taste lol
A good diet makes it swallowable or vomitable
Think pineapple juice to sweeten yer juice
& celery to make more..."
Was wondering why the girl in tesco was smiling while i paid for all the celery and pineapples |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like it...
Especially if someone will lick it up and feed it into my mouth afterwards "
So long as it doesn't dribble, it's a bugger getting it out of the beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I blame porn!
Don't get me wrong if it's the guys thing and I know it will turn him on then I'm game.
But hair and eyes are a deal breaker so he better have a good aim.
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