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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What a month so far.
The trials and tribulations of September continue.
Decided to go cycling today to keep the beer gut down (ladies  )
Dressed to kill in all the skin tight, abandoned the chat room with all good intentions.
The garage door lock broken....where's the tools to fix the garage door....in the garage.
Faffed about and got in. (job for later)
Set off on bike... 4 miles in two young dears and a pack of hounds cause a swerve (and a sneaky peek) then disastero, bike saddle literally snaps and falls off!!!! (please no comments on the fat arse)
A few suggestive comments between the girls (but they not having it) and a temporary fix later and I'm on a precarious ride home with sir cumalot and the twins in mortal jeopardy swinging near jagged metal, not to mention the perils of the bomb bay. 
The good news is all still unscathed
Is it just me ???? Think I'm going to bed till October... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a month so far.
The trials and tribulations of September continue.
Decided to go cycling today to keep the beer gut down (ladies )
Dressed to kill in all the skin tight, abandoned the chat room with all good intentions.
The garage door lock broken....where's the tools to fix the garage door....in the garage.
Faffed about and got in. (job for later)
Set off on bike... 4 miles in two young dears and a pack of hounds cause a swerve (and a sneaky peek) then disastero, bike saddle literally snaps and falls off!!!! (please no comments on the fat arse)
A few suggestive comments between the girls (but they not having it) and a temporary fix later and I'm on a precarious ride home with sir cumalot and the twins in mortal jeopardy swinging near jagged metal, not to mention the perils of the bomb bay.
The good news is all still unscathed
Is it just me ???? Think I'm going to bed till October... "
If I were you I wouldn't leave the house for a while, or operate power tools, food processors etc
This is why I love swimming, worst thing that happens is a boob falls out of the top
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a month so far.
The trials and tribulations of September continue.
Decided to go cycling today to keep the beer gut down (ladies )
Dressed to kill in all the skin tight, abandoned the chat room with all good intentions.
The garage door lock broken....where's the tools to fix the garage door....in the garage.
Faffed about and got in. (job for later)
Set off on bike... 4 miles in two young dears and a pack of hounds cause a swerve (and a sneaky peek) then disastero, bike saddle literally snaps and falls off!!!! (please no comments on the fat arse)
A few suggestive comments between the girls (but they not having it) and a temporary fix later and I'm on a precarious ride home with sir cumalot and the twins in mortal jeopardy swinging near jagged metal, not to mention the perils of the bomb bay.
The good news is all still unscathed
Is it just me ???? Think I'm going to bed till October...
If I were you I wouldn't leave the house for a while, or operate power tools, food processors etc
This is why I love swimming, worst thing that happens is a boob falls out of the top
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Eh
Not a bad thing 
Now drowning that's a concern |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a month so far.
The trials and tribulations of September continue.
Decided to go cycling today to keep the beer gut down (ladies )
Dressed to kill in all the skin tight, abandoned the chat room with all good intentions.
The garage door lock broken....where's the tools to fix the garage door....in the garage.
Faffed about and got in. (job for later)
Set off on bike... 4 miles in two young dears and a pack of hounds cause a swerve (and a sneaky peek) then disastero, bike saddle literally snaps and falls off!!!! (please no comments on the fat arse)
A few suggestive comments between the girls (but they not having it) and a temporary fix later and I'm on a precarious ride home with sir cumalot and the twins in mortal jeopardy swinging near jagged metal, not to mention the perils of the bomb bay.
The good news is all still unscathed
Is it just me ???? Think I'm going to bed till October...
If I were you I wouldn't leave the house for a while, or operate power tools, food processors etc
This is why I love swimming, worst thing that happens is a boob falls out of the top
Eh
Not a bad thing
Now drowning that's a concern "
Can't drown a witch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks, I'm in the bunker... Think I'll plan to avoid all meets for now (like thats going to happen).
Just imagine the next chapter, bulge having received a long blowjob undresses his dream meet only to find a mickey and some plums in her knickers.... lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Those things come in three and you only had two, just saying.... 
Nooooooooooo.....
Now you've gone and jinxed him!  "
You don't know about the 4 no shows in the lead up that's 6 I should be rises all the way now...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Those things come in three and you only had two, just saying....
Nooooooooooo.....
Now you've gone and jinxed him!
You don't know about the 4 no shows in the lead up that's 6 I should be rises all the way now......"
Rises???? Roses |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Those things come in three and you only had two, just saying....
Nooooooooooo.....
Now you've gone and jinxed him! "
No, i didn't. It's just a fact.
There's nothing you can do about, I've to live with my three dragon heads too  the best is to see it in a positive light. It all could have been worse, imagine he stores all his magazines about unusual sex practises in the garage and the bike could have got stuck to his bum when getting on to it in the garage, then the wind slams the garage door, and he's locked in, no phone to ring a locksmith, but luckily his mum calls in.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Those things come in three and you only had two, just saying....
Nooooooooooo.....
Now you've gone and jinxed him!
No, i didn't. It's just a fact.
There's nothing you can do about, I've to live with my three dragon heads too the best is to see it in a positive light. It all could have been worse, imagine he stores all his magazines about unusual sex practises in the garage and the bike could have got stuck to his bum when getting on to it in the garage, then the wind slams the garage door, and he's locked in, no phone to ring a locksmith, but luckily his mum calls in.... "
Hehehe now that would be just my luck, I'd better go and move my rubber butt plug monthlies lol |
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