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Warning. .Check ur bananas lads!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas
Man flees with family
Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.
The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.
Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.
Wat a way too go!!
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"Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas
Man flees with family
Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.
The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.
Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.
Wat a way too go!!
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Only 4 hours? Sounds like an ordinary sunday  |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas
Man flees with family
Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.
The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.
Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.
Wat a way too go!!
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Ally I must have got bitten by one of these last time we met up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas
Man flees with family
Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.
The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.
Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.
Wat a way too go!!
Only 4 hours? Sounds like an ordinary sunday "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas
Man flees with family
Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.
The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.
Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.
Wat a way too go!!
Ally I must have got bitten by one of these last time we met up "
Yes u musta had sum several bites...gud job tho. .u needed da boost.. |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"Lethal 4-hour-erection-causing spiders spill out of bunch of ASDA bananas
Man flees with family
Yet another British family has been forced to flee its habitat after an infestation of Brazilian wandering spiders smuggled itself into their nest on the back of a bunch of supermarket bananas.
The Brazilian wandering spider's bite is so venomous it can leave males of many species with a painful four-hour long erection before killing them. An egg-sac of the wee beasties left on on the bananas "was around the size of a 20 pence piece" Ashley Gamble told the Sun. He said he was unable to count the number of spiders that escaped from it, but some species of spider lay up to 1,500 eggs in a single sac.
Gamble and his partner Sophia Newcombe ran away from their home, according to the Sun, after "dozens" of the spiders began hatching out of an egg-sac that had been attached to a bunch of bananas they had purchased from Asda*.
Wat a way too go!!
Ally I must have got bitten by one of these last time we met up
Yes u musta had sum several bites...gud job tho. .u needed da boost.. "
Can we bottle these spiders and sell them Ally?? |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Seen that on Facebook..wtf..i will be unwravelling all the banana before putting it in my mouth  "
Don't worry. It's only the practically straight ones. The bananas that are small and curly don't have any of the spiders. |
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