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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wasn't me but I have opened the car door for date turned around to see her waiting at drivers door she must have thought it was a left hand drive"
Lol! Or she heard about your driving!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Took a girl out for meal in thailand she wasnt thai... lovely meal drinks band.. on way back to table( barrel with wood on too of it) slipped and knocked drinks all over her and barrell fell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the dumbest thing you ever did or said during a date / meet and how did the other person respond ????"
I went to a Bukhara party once and forgot my code. Couldn't get in. How dumb did I feel..?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First date on drink is a dodgy chance too take never know what a girls like after half a bottle of wine.. could be the best night you ever had or just be there to losten too the crying ?????? |
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"It wasn't me but I have opened the car door for date turned around to see her waiting at drivers door she must have thought it was a left hand drive
Lol! Or she heard about your driving! "
what's wrong with my driving  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got woken by her mother with a plate of sandwiches at three in the morning while I was off me face with drink. Promptly got sick on the tray and went back to sleep.
No second date.
You did ask... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was once on a date with a guy. We had met in the local bar for a drink before heading for dinner. On the way to dinner my heel got caught in metal cover. As if it wasn't embarrassing enough. Whatever way my foot was stuck in couldn't loosen the strap. After about 20 minutes of trying to free my foot by not only my date but several passers by someone had to get a scissors to cut the strap.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once met a girl for a drink on a first date. I ordered the drinks then realised I had left my wallet in the car. She covered the drinks and then I went back to get my wallet for round two and realised that I had lost my car keys too. I had to break my window to get the wallet to avoid further embarrassment. Round of drinks €12.50, New window €200, not getting a second date..... Priceless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once met a girl for a drink on a first date. I ordered the drinks then realised I had left my wallet in the car. She covered the drinks and then I went back to get my wallet for round two and realised that I had lost my car keys too. I had to break my window to get the wallet to avoid further embarrassment. Round of drinks €12.50, New window €200, not getting a second date..... Priceless."
I shouldn't laugh but... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I had a friend years ago i was mad about grown up. She was insanely hot and one night we got together and i couldn't stop shaking lol I'd say she thought i was some weirdo. We have barely spoke since haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why are we here?"..... true story..... on my first "date" with my ex wife she drove to a hotel quite close to us and said "stay there, i'll be back in a minute"..... 10 minutes later she came back with a 3 tier wedding cake, opened the boot and put it in. I said "who's is that?".....she said "it's mine, i was meant to get married today, its bought and payed for and i didn't want to waste it!".... i was a bit taken aback to say the least then, just to top it off she said "would you like a bit of it? Its chocolate!" To which i replied "i thought it was bad enough collecting your wedding cake on our first date but now you're trying to kill me by offerring me a bit of it...... i am diabetic on insulin!!!" |
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I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up |
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"I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up "
I right that was going somewhere else for a moment |
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"I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up
I right that was going somewhere else for a moment "
He nearly went over the wall. God I hope he's not on here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Not the dumbest thing i did but i once met a girl who pissed all over me as she sat on my lap lol she was d*unk to be fair but could of at least warned me. I had no idea what was happening lol Just felt this warm feeling all over my lap as she got off me to go to the bathroom and then i realised.... Yup i just got pissed on. Trying to explain it wasn't so easy though cause everyone that saw me leaving thought i pissed myself lol |
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"I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up
I right that was going somewhere else for a moment
He nearly went over the wall. God I hope he's not on here "
I honestly thought he was about to whip his lad out when he sitting on the wall. |
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"Not the dumbest thing i did but i once met a girl who pissed all over me as she sat on my lap lol she was d*unk to be fair but could of at least warned me. I had no idea what was happening lol Just felt this warm feeling all over my lap as she got off me to go to the bathroom and then i realised.... Yup i just got pissed on. Trying to explain it wasn't so easy though cause everyone that saw me leaving thought i pissed myself lol"
Don't be mad, you made her squirt... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had a guy in my bedroom once, heard door open downstairs, my sis came upstairs too ask me something, in room, the guy hid under the bed naked!
Close call
We still laugh bout it though
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not the dumbest thing i did but i once met a girl who pissed all over me as she sat on my lap lol she was d*unk to be fair but could of at least warned me. I had no idea what was happening lol Just felt this warm feeling all over my lap as she got off me to go to the bathroom and then i realised.... Yup i just got pissed on. Trying to explain it wasn't so easy though cause everyone that saw me leaving thought i pissed myself lol
Don't be mad, you made her squirt..."
Ah yes, that's what happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once met a girl for a drink on a first date. I ordered the drinks then realised I had left my wallet in the car. She covered the drinks and then I went back to get my wallet for round two and realised that I had lost my car keys too. I had to break my window to get the wallet to avoid further embarrassment. Round of drinks €12.50, New window €200, not getting a second date..... Priceless.
I shouldn't laugh but... "
It gets worse.....
When I got back to the bar I collected and paid for the drinks, and as I was walking back down to the seat, guess what was on the table?
Yup..... My keys! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Far too long a story to tell in detail but I sat with the wrong man for an hour on a blind date.
And didn't know til the next day when the real one messaged me to say sorry he'd missed me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Far too long a story to tell in detail but I sat with the wrong man for an hour on a blind date.
And didn't know til the next day when the real one messaged me to say sorry he'd missed me."
Lol now ye have to explain. How the hell did ye manage that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dumbest thing...leave the front door unlocked whilst having a fab meet.....we're upstairs having a hoolie, when I hear the front door open and my sister and three kids traipse in and even head upstairs to see where I was!! Some lightening movement went on there let me tell ya ?? |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"Dumbest thing...leave the front door unlocked whilst having a fab meet.....we're upstairs having a hoolie, when I hear the front door open and my sister and three kids traipse in and even head upstairs to see where I was!! Some lightening movement went on there let me tell ya ??"
Did you get away with it?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dumbest thing...leave the front door unlocked whilst having a fab meet.....we're upstairs having a hoolie, when I hear the front door open and my sister and three kids traipse in and even head upstairs to see where I was!! Some lightening movement went on there let me tell ya ??
Did you get away with it?? "
Kids were none the wiser, my sister on the other hand shot me a knowing grin and ushered them all off declaring I must be feeling sick coz I'm in the bed in the afternoon lol I got the Spanish inquisition that night  |
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By *oumlacaMan
over a year ago
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Finally shifted a girl I fancied for ages , took her for spin in my dad's car, down quite lane for a court. As she was climbing into the back seat her foot got stuck between the seats and became firmly wedged, she was in agony started crying,couldn't move her foot. Fucked me out of it ,took ages to free her.
End of a budding romance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Far too long a story to tell in detail but I sat with the wrong man for an hour on a blind date.
And didn't know til the next day when the real one messaged me to say sorry he'd missed me."
Lol did the person you sat with not ask what you were doing sitting at his table!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Far too long a story to tell in detail but I sat with the wrong man for an hour on a blind date.
And didn't know til the next day when the real one messaged me to say sorry he'd missed me.
Lol did the person you sat with not ask what you were doing sitting at his table!! "
Its a long story Rose - will tell you in Waterford |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Far too long a story to tell in detail but I sat with the wrong man for an hour on a blind date.
And didn't know til the next day when the real one messaged me to say sorry he'd missed me.
Lol did the person you sat with not ask what you were doing sitting at his table!!
Its a long story Rose - will tell you in Waterford"
lol I look forward to hearing that story so!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was nervous as hell, it was my first date since I split with my ex 
He took me for a drive, stopped at a little café for a cup of tea. It was a lovely day so we sat outside at a little table. Chatting away, I started to relax. Reached for the sugar and knocked his full cup off the table into his lap
I thought that's it, I'll never see him again once he drops me home. But luckily he's very forgiving,, I know coz we're still together today
Tina  "
My first date since ex and had a lovely night, when we were going our seperate ways home, he leaned in to give me a kiss, I ran away.....
Again he stuck around.... still here
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"I had a crush for on a boy from my estate since I was about 10 & he was a few years older than me. When I was 16 he asked me out. We went around to the local for a few drinks, chippie on the way home and him sitting on a wall at the top of my road he pulled me in close for a kiss. Lips touched and I pulled away fast, was so nervous I threw up
Times have changed then lol
Hi Bo Peep, judging by your profile pics, things have indeed changed! Lol
Oh they have "
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