so what's the funniest thing to ever happen to anyone of you ye while having sex with your partners I have so many but the one that stands out at this very moment lol she was trying to finish me off as I had alcohol in my system which means most times I won't cum but she was determined to make me cum so she was down give me what I can only describe as half wank/half blowjob while I'm lying back on the bed lol so as I was cuming the funny bitch tilted my cock towards my face and I ended up shooting myself in the face and given myself a facial |
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"I nearly got choked while going down ona young one in a tractor years ago ....s she was sitting on the steering wheel ...her father wasn't impressed  "
Ha ha ha ha I nearly choked reading that ha ha |
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I accidently sucked off my boyfriends best friend once. He was supposed to be away for the day golfing. I had the key to let myself in and had been told to strip off and put on the blindfold. I lay there for ages. Next thing I know my mouth is being pounded by a cock. I knew nothing till I heard my boyfriend say what to fuck  |
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I was having some high flying fun on a flight to oz it was very quite when we slipped into toilet but we had a waiting audience when we came out.....what....? We slurried back to our seats holding in the laughter  |
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"I accidently sucked off my boyfriends best friend once. He was supposed to be away for the day golfing. I had the key to let myself in and had been told to strip off and put on the blindfold. I lay there for ages. Next thing I know my mouth is being pounded by a cock. I knew nothing till I heard my boyfriend say what to fuck "
Oh fuck  |
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"so what's the funniest thing to ever happen to anyone of you ye while having sex with your partners I have so many but the one that stands out at this very moment lol she was trying to finish me off as I had alcohol in my system which means most times I won't cum but she was determined to make me cum so she was down give me what I can only describe as half wank/half blowjob while I'm lying back on the bed lol so as I was cuming the funny bitch tilted my cock towards my face and I ended up shooting myself in the face and given myself a facial
Ohhhhhh....Brrrrruuuttieeeeeee that sounds divine  "
I like given facials but not too myself |
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"Having a hot session with Niall once
We were going a bit hard,, I gushed as he pushed and it splashed up into my face
So Brute I know the feeling
Tina 
I had total shock on my face
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Is that what their calling it now? |
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"Having a hot session with Niall once
We were going a bit hard,, I gushed as he pushed and it splashed up into my face
So Brute I know the feeling
Tina
I had total shock on my face
Is that what their calling it now? "
indeed tina lol I was like get it off, get it off lol |
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24 years ago bonking under a rural railway bridge, on the Dublin/Belfast line. Could see train coming in distance, had to obviously move. G/F hopped over fence no problem, I followed but caught my trousers on barbwire, which resulted in me flashing the train kinda hanging upside down.
What the fuck was I thinking...lol |
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"24 years ago bonking under a rural railway bridge, on the Dublin/Belfast line. Could see train coming in distance, had to obviously move. G/F hopped over fence no problem, I followed but caught my trousers on barbwire, which resulted in me flashing the train kinda hanging upside down.
What the fuck was I thinking...lol"
I'd say that was some laugh lol |
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I had an Aussie mate who used to tell this story with pride for some reason....it was when we all worked in the bars, if pulled a girl while working that night & she stayed when we had a lock in. The next morning he quite happily & openly told us that while they'd been rocking the Kazbah, so to speak, all the to-ing & fro-ing & the combination of drink being taken if started to feel a bit queezy while lying on top me her....
No no. Don't worry dear readers, it's not as you imagine. He very politely excused himself & went over to to window naked, openend it, leant out & proceeded to throw up his lot.
All she could see was his little ass clenching everytime if threw up....well.....not everytime. The poor lad threw up so hard he crapped himself right there & then. All over the floor.
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Once years years ago I was working as a house keeper so my boss told me the ups man was coming to instal the tv we start talking to each other and god her was so so hot things start geting a bit hot so we start kissing and then we end up in the kitchen table a couple minutes off the boss come home and we got caught he run as fast as he could and course I got fired I never forget that day |
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"Once years years ago I was working as a house keeper so my boss told me the ups man was coming to instal the tv we start talking to each other and god her was so so hot things start geting a bit hot so we start kissing and then we end up in the kitchen table a couple minutes off the boss come home and we got caught he run as fast as he could and course I got fired I never forget that day "
Nice did you ever get to finish off what ye started  |
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"Having a hot session with Niall once
We were going a bit hard,, I gushed as he pushed and it splashed up into my face
So Brute I know the feeling
Tina
I had total shock on my face
Is that what their calling it now?
indeed tina lol I was like get it off, get it off lol "
i can picture u spluttering and reaching for the tissues |
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"Having a hot session with Niall once
We were going a bit hard,, I gushed as he pushed and it splashed up into my face
So Brute I know the feeling
Tina
I had total shock on my face
Is that what their calling it now?
indeed tina lol I was like get it off, get it off lol
i can picture u spluttering and reaching for the tissues "
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"I accidently sucked off my boyfriends best friend once. He was supposed to be away for the day golfing. I had the key to let myself in and had been told to strip off and put on the blindfold. I lay there for ages. Next thing I know my mouth is being pounded by a cock. I knew nothing till I heard my boyfriend say what to fuck "
I have never had any accidents like that, but I can live in hope! |
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"I accidently sucked off my boyfriends best friend once. He was supposed to be away for the day golfing. I had the key to let myself in and had been told to strip off and put on the blindfold. I lay there for ages. Next thing I know my mouth is being pounded by a cock. I knew nothing till I heard my boyfriend say what to fuck
I have never had any accidents like that, but I can live in hope!"
I didn't think straight men liked having their mouth pounded by a cock? |
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"I accidently sucked off my boyfriends best friend once. He was supposed to be away for the day golfing. I had the key to let myself in and had been told to strip off and put on the blindfold. I lay there for ages. Next thing I know my mouth is being pounded by a cock. I knew nothing till I heard my boyfriend say what to fuck
I have never had any accidents like that, but I can live in hope!
I didn't think straight men liked having their mouth pounded by a cock? "
Ah but he's not gay, his boyfriend is |
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