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over a year ago
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A pickle, a cucumber, and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said when I get big and hard they chop me up and toss me in a salad.the pickle said when I get big and hard they chop me up and drown me in vinegar. The penis said that is nothing compared to what im going through, when I get big and hard they put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark damp cave and bang my head against the walls untill I throw up and faint. |
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"A pickle, a cucumber, and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said when I get big and hard they chop me up and toss me in a salad.the pickle said when I get big and hard they chop me up and drown me in vinegar. The penis said that is nothing compared to what im going through, when I get big and hard they put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark damp cave and bang my head against the walls untill I throw up and faint."
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"A pickle, a cucumber, and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said when I get big and hard they chop me up and toss me in a salad.the pickle said when I get big and hard they chop me up and drown me in vinegar. The penis said that is nothing compared to what im going through, when I get big and hard they put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark damp cave and bang my head against the walls untill I throw up and faint.
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A blonde went shopping in her vw beetle. . Whe she got backto her car..it wwouldn't start. ...so she opened the bonnet and immediately started crying. Another blonde was passing in her vw beetle, saw the first one bawling and crying, jumped out and asked her what was wrong. She said "I was shopping, whe I came back my car wouldn't start. I opened the bonnet and discovered some bastard had stolen my engine"!!!!!!. The second blonde gave her a hug and said...dont worry. ..I have a spare engine in my boot...you can borrow that..  |
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