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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Iv once scalded my stomach with hot pancake batter whilst flipping pancakes in my birthday suit in an effort to be the sexy chef ( or most likely the lazy chef unwilling to Don clothes ) I just missed my cock and balls which was a stroke of luck ( no pun and all that ) , left me with a scar on my naval which resembled Harry potters lightning strike for a few weeks.
Was just glad not to batter and fry my balls which would be just taking it a level to far for food play |
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By (user no longer on site)
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After an ex said she be super impressed if I did, I once tried to stir a cup of hot chocolate with my cock for her, not a good idea, even if she did try her best to kiss it better. Lucky for me it wasn't scalding hot... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After an ex said she be super impressed if I did, I once tried to stir a cup of hot chocolate with my cock for her, not a good idea, even if she did try her best to kiss it better. Lucky for me it wasn't scalding hot..."
Are you sure she didn't say super hot and you misinterpreted her |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After an ex said she be super impressed if I did, I once tried to stir a cup of hot chocolate with my cock for her, not a good idea, even if she did try her best to kiss it better. Lucky for me it wasn't scalding hot..."
You are kidding me ya??? Lol
I burned my tummy the ONE AND ONLY TIME I IRONED ANYTHING! !!! Got a bad fright after that!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bc (before children) I used to iron naked, as I am always really warm, and I often got burnt on my tummy!
I used to cook naked too back then and the worst injury was draining pasta and the boiling water went awry... burnt boobies! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After an ex said she be super impressed if I did, I once tried to stir a cup of hot chocolate with my cock for her, not a good idea, even if she did try her best to kiss it better. Lucky for me it wasn't scalding hot..."
Yea fupin eejit Yea , you must of had it bad to attempt that one I'm not sure how that would even come up in conversation |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After an ex said she be super impressed if I did, I once tried to stir a cup of hot chocolate with my cock for her, not a good idea, even if she did try her best to kiss it better. Lucky for me it wasn't scalding hot...
You are kidding me ya??? Lol
I burned my tummy the ONE AND ONLY TIME I IRONED ANYTHING! !!! Got a bad fright after that!! "
Take it off next time Ruby...  |
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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago
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Burned my bum on an incredibly hot radiator once while being f***** against every wall in the house 
I let out a scream, he thought it was from enjoyment and carried on- had quite a nice sized burn on my behind for a good while after...... But it was worth it!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was ironing uniform shirt one evening, left iron stand for second, my son was talking too me, hand was on ironing board while turned too reply back, iron fell, and onto top of hand,
OUCh!!!
A & E straight away, |
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For a bit of fun we rubbed icy/hot on our nipples. But I made the mistake of scratching my bits... that hurt. Not a naked one but had an ex-gf sprain a testicle of mine by squeezing it because she didn't like the song I was singing. |
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