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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests?  |
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"Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests? "
From the uk? They downsized to 6 with me lol |
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Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests?
From the uk? They downsized to 6 with me lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk "
You'd have let her if you could use a tissue?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk "
Wait... She wanted to what on your what??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk
Wait... She wanted to what on your what?? "
And you though 11 men was a weird request |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk
Wait... She wanted to what on your what??
And you though 11 men was a weird request "
I haven't even had two yet! |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests?
From the uk? They downsized to 6 with me lol"
maybe they found a woman to take 5 and needed you to take the other 6 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just got asked did I want to meet a guy and his ELEVEN friends in a hotel for a stag do. Must be trying to save on the stripper lol. Anyone else get funny requests?
From the uk? They downsized to 6 with me lol
maybe they found a woman to take 5 and needed you to take the other 6"
Or thought they'd found someone to have 11 and these were the est of the party |
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"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk
You'd have let her if you could use a tissue? "
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One sheet does plenty!! |
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since"
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That is all very well!
But you really did enjoy the Cidona night!
You pressed all the buttons that night, both A and B!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since
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That is all very well!
But you really did enjoy the Cidona night!
You pressed all the buttons that night, both A and B!!"
I know...swallowed the lot lol but cidona and lilt are two different ball games as for A and B they were great but I couldn't find the C button you kept asking me to look for |
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since"
What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons |
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"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk
Wait... She wanted to what on your what?? "
That's OK I haven't a clue what he's saying either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy asked recently if I would pull down my knickers,write his name across my ass with red lipstick take a pic and send it too him, all before he even said hello |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since
What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons "
Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk
Wait... She wanted to what on your what??
And you though 11 men was a weird request
I haven't even had two yet! "
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since
What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons
Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's
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Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since
What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons
Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's
Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon "
But not a totally tropical taste lol |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
Offers of cash to piss on guys. More than once
Often get asked DIY advice for some reason
Lots of cpls with specific requests around cuckolding type stuff. Usually involves lots of messaging beforehand and they lose me there tho |
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"A guy asked recently if I would pull down my knickers,write his name across my ass with red lipstick take a pic and send it too him, all before he even said hello "
Did you reply "I'm on my own here, that's easier said than done!" |
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since
What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons
Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's
Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon
But not a totally tropical taste lol"
Maybe not but it would definitly both worth a diet break afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since
What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons
Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's
Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon
But not a totally tropical taste lol
Maybe not but it would definitly both worth a diet break afterwards "
Diet is always worth it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was once asked if I would hide in wardrobe while a woman was fucked by her husband. He wouldn't know I was there apparently."
Rented an apartment in Limerick and there was a guy in wardrobe peeping at us while we were having sex. Was that you? Do you live there now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy asked recently if I would pull down my knickers,write his name across my ass with red lipstick take a pic and send it too him, all before he even said hello
Did you reply "I'm on my own here, that's easier said than done!""
I would imagine quite tricky..not that I tried |
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since
What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons
Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's
Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon
But not a totally tropical taste lol
Maybe not but it would definitly both worth a diet break afterwards
Diet is always worth it"
Never a truer word said, i dont normally smoke but sometimes i do after a meet lol |
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"Was once asked if I would hide in wardrobe while a woman was fucked by her husband. He wouldn't know I was there apparently.
Rented an apartment in Limerick and there was a guy in wardrobe peeping at us while we were having sex. Was that you? Do you live there now? "
That would be telling. Ask your Mrs lol. It was her idea. I'm still in Limerick. That made me laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked before to go to the back entrance of the local army barracks put my boobs through the bars so some fella could suck on them while he wanked himself |
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"I was asked before to go to the back entrance of the local army barracks put my boobs through the bars so some fella could suck on them while he wanked himself "
Sounds like it would have been feeding time at the zoo lol |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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Yeah three women asked me to call to their hotel room so they could all have their wicked way with me for hours and hours until we fell into a big sweaty heap.... oh no hang on that wasn't a request that was last night's dream  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked by a lady if we're having sex and she is wearing crutchless knickers answer she cum in them would I put them on so she could do reverse cowgirl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since
What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons
Lol have you seen my pic's... I am not one of the lucky ladies who bring melon's to the party... I would be happy with orange's
Lmao your oranges would still have the same out cum as many a melon
But not a totally tropical taste lol
Maybe not but it would definitly both worth a diet break afterwards
Diet is always worth it
Never a truer word said, i dont normally smoke but sometimes i do after a meet lol "
Smokin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...
Like..wtf
How many did ye pick up??"
One....YOU!! |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...
Like..wtf
How many did ye pick up??
One....YOU!! "
I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes this lady asked me could she .... on me n I said would I b able to use a tissue n she said it would not help u cos ???? What a sicko I told her not interested what kinda person does d likes of that. Yuk
You'd have let her if you could use a tissue?
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One sheet does plenty!!"
Juan Sssshhhheeeet is plenty, love that ad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah three women asked me to call to their hotel room so they could all have their wicked way with me for hours and hours until we fell into a big sweaty heap.... oh no hang on that wasn't a request that was last night's dream "
Dreams have a habit of coming true on fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...
Like..wtf
How many did ye pick up??
One....YOU!!
I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me "
Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag  |
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"I was asked by a lady if we're having sex and she is wearing crutchless knickers answer she cum in them would I put them on so she could do reverse cowgirl. "
I thought all knickers would be crutchless. |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...
Like..wtf
How many did ye pick up??
One....YOU!!
I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me
Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag "
"Best ever"....your words  |
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since
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That is all very well!
But you really did enjoy the Cidona night!
You pressed all the buttons that night, both A and B!!
I know...swallowed the lot lol but cidona and lilt are two different ball games as for A and B they were great but I couldn't find the C button you kept asking me to look for"
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It was right under your nose all the time!! |
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"A guy from Leitrim wanted to take me to a phone box and pour lilt over me.
I told him what kind of a sicko wastes lilt!!!
Haven't heard from him since
What if he had said he wanted to quash your melons "
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Crikey I'm not going to even suggest that again!
Too dangerous!
Once bitten....!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...
Like..wtf
How many did ye pick up??
One....YOU!!
I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me
Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag
"Best ever"....your words "
Keep taking da tablets!! |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...
Like..wtf
How many did ye pick up??
One....YOU!!
I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me
Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag
"Best ever"....your words
Keep taking da tablets!!"
Lmao you keep coming back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...
Like..wtf
How many did ye pick up??
One....YOU!!
I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me
Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag
"Best ever"....your words
Keep taking da tablets!!
Lmao you keep coming back "
Dito..babes |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Got a message from a guy to meet him in Dublin...wear lingerie he had chosen..sit in back of his car..as he drove around picking up men...
Like..wtf
How many did ye pick up??
One....YOU!!
I knew I recognised you from somewhere....when I got out 3 got in though to replace me
Lol...uv me stalked...Gud job ur a mediocre shag
"Best ever"....your words
Keep taking da tablets!!
Lmao you keep coming back
Dito..babes "
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