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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For the Newbies...
Fr. Jack is burying a bone but the urban dictionary munters won't leave him alone
Tis hunting season in Lisdoonvarna and this you must remember
Don't forget your shovel to go munting... it's on all of September
Any hole is a goal for some guy's while others on Thursdays will only expose their thighs
Twas a bold Stoke of luck that kept them distracted from exposing their cock
You will hear an occasional lyric from a straight guy on a TV
Singing Any dogging in Bangor, that's his new CD
Over a coffee across the country, fabbers are telling all the bad jokes
As the hardy boys drive fast to meets, a big empty thicko is sick of his pokes
From Belfast, Waterford and Dublin
To Limerick, Cork and Galway
You can't get any weirder than this
Welcome to hotel California...this is the fab way.
I know too much time on my hand's
Dedicated to all newbies and warrior, a lover of poetry! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Oh there is always someone offended...get off the soapbox and chill with a can of lilt.
When the traffic light's are finished Leitrim will get its own thread |
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"Oh there is always someone offended...get off the soapbox and chill with a can of lilt.
When the traffic light's are finished Leitrim will get its own thread"
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It is not a soapbox!!
I#m on the roof of the phonebox hidden in a hollow, thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh there is always someone offended...get off the soapbox and chill with a can of lilt.
When the traffic light's are finished Leitrim will get its own thread
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It is not a soapbox!!
I#m on the roof of the phonebox hidden in a hollow, thank you!"
Use the phone in the phone box |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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It wasn't on the threads or the map...they took it off because of the road work's...normality (for Leitrim) will resume when the donkey comes down off the lilt sugar rush and the light's go green |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's crazy right across the 31 Counties!!!
Did you miss Leitrim off the list?
Or is there some other county you don't like? Or can't you count?"
Can't read a map and can only count to ten but I have other talents
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No counties were intentionally left out or harmed in the making of this thread. "
It was sub that mentioned 31 - and even I know theres 32 
Who doesn't he like???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No counties were intentionally left out or harmed in the making of this thread.
It was sub that mentioned 31 - and even I know theres 32
Who doesn't he like????"
Damn him lol
I suspect one of the neighbouring countries... it's always the nearest to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No counties were intentionally left out or harmed in the making of this thread. "
I'm glad you said that, I was just about to take major offence on behalf of Mayo!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No counties were intentionally left out or harmed in the making of this thread.
I'm glad you said that, I was just about to take major offence on behalf of Mayo! "
May have missed Mayo but a mayo woman was referred too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No counties were intentionally left out or harmed in the making of this thread.
I'm glad you said that, I was just about to take major offence on behalf of Mayo!
May have missed Mayo but a mayo woman was referred too"
Very clever! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh there is always someone offended...get off the soapbox and chill with a can of lilt.
When the traffic light's are finished Leitrim will get its own thread
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It is not a soapbox!!
I#m on the roof of the phonebox hidden in a hollow, thank you!"
We have been over this one...that isn't how you do it...phone sex is a joint escaped...not two separate activities. You don't go in and phone a friend...we talked about this...come out and get down. |
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"Oh there is always someone offended...get off the soapbox and chill with a can of lilt.
When the traffic light's are finished Leitrim will get its own thread
.
It is not a soapbox!!
I#m on the roof of the phonebox hidden in a hollow, thank you!
We have been over this one...that isn't how you do it...phone sex is a joint escaped...not two separate activities. You don't go in and phone a friend...we talked about this...come out and get down. "
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I was trying to connect with my feminine side but she went to the pub!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No counties were intentionally left out or harmed in the making of this thread.
It was sub that mentioned 31 - and even I know theres 32
Who doesn't he like????
Damn him lol
I suspect one of the neighbouring countries... it's always the nearest to you"
Countries? If he's only mentioning 31 he's leaving about 200 out not 1 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No counties were intentionally left out or harmed in the making of this thread.
It was sub that mentioned 31 - and even I know theres 32
Who doesn't he like????
Damn him lol
I suspect one of the neighbouring countries... it's always the nearest to you
Countries? If he's only mentioning 31 he's leaving about 200 out not 1"
Hey maybe it's your county and by the way it's the republic of Leitrim |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's crazy right across the 31 Counties!!!
Did you miss Leitrim off the list?
Or is there some other county you don't like? Or can't you count?
Can't read a map and can only count to ten but I have other talents
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....ooooh we know. ..love them pics you have in you're private gallery of you, the double ended dildo, and the bbc.Those stretching exercises really work !!!. .. (lots of friends requests coming your way ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's crazy right across the 31 Counties!!!
Did you miss Leitrim off the list?
Or is there some other county you don't like? Or can't you count?
Can't read a map and can only count to ten but I have other talents
....ooooh we know. ..love them pics you have in you're private gallery of you, the double ended dildo, and the bbc.Those stretching exercises really work !!!. .. (lots of friends requests coming your way )"
Just call me your flexible friend
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's crazy right across the 31 Counties!!!
Did you miss Leitrim off the list?
Or is there some other county you don't like? Or can't you count?
Can't read a map and can only count to ten but I have other talents
....ooooh we know. ..love them pics you have in you're private gallery of you, the double ended dildo, and the bbc.Those stretching exercises really work !!!. .. (lots of friends requests coming your way )
Just call me your flexible friend
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....how's your inbox...ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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pmsl at this thread, very funny
B, only one republic county in our island. your living in it 'peoples republic of cork'  lol,
back to work laughing i go.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's crazy right across the 31 Counties!!!
Did you miss Leitrim off the list?
Or is there some other county you don't like? Or can't you count?
Can't read a map and can only count to ten but I have other talents
....ooooh we know. ..love them pics you have in you're private gallery of you, the double ended dildo, and the bbc.Those stretching exercises really work !!!. .. (lots of friends requests coming your way )
Just call me your flexible friend
....how's your inbox...ha ha"
Don't be so personal lol
Can't see as there is a BBC in the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's crazy right across the 31 Counties!!!
Did you miss Leitrim off the list?
Or is there some other county you don't like? Or can't you count?
Can't read a map and can only count to ten but I have other talents
....ooooh we know. ..love them pics you have in you're private gallery of you, the double ended dildo, and the bbc.Those stretching exercises really work !!!. .. (lots of friends requests coming your way )
Just call me your flexible friend
....how's your inbox...ha ha
Don't be so personal lol
Can't see as there is a BBC in the way"
....if he happens to be bi, could you point him in our direction. .. After you're finished of course. .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's crazy right across the 31 Counties!!!
Did you miss Leitrim off the list?
Or is there some other county you don't like? Or can't you count?
Can't read a map and can only count to ten but I have other talents
....ooooh we know. ..love them pics you have in you're private gallery of you, the double ended dildo, and the bbc.Those stretching exercises really work !!!. .. (lots of friends requests coming your way )
Just call me your flexible friend
....how's your inbox...ha ha
Don't be so personal lol
Can't see as there is a BBC in the way....if he happens to be bi, could you point him in our direction. .. After you're finished of course. .. "
Will ask him to swing bi when he recovers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's crazy right across the 31 Counties!!!
Did you miss Leitrim off the list?
Or is there some other county you don't like? Or can't you count?
Can't read a map and can only count to ten but I have other talents
....ooooh we know. ..love them pics you have in you're private gallery of you, the double ended dildo, and the bbc.Those stretching exercises really work !!!. .. (lots of friends requests coming your way )
Just call me your flexible friend
....how's your inbox...ha ha
Don't be so personal lol
Can't see as there is a BBC in the way....if he happens to be bi, could you point him in our direction. .. After you're finished of course. ..
Will ask him to swing bi when he recovers"
....ooooh you tease |
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