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By *ommando4 OP Man over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

For my tombstone I want the words of father Jack Hackett engraved. What will yours say ??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He came, he saw, he came again

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By *eiseguy83Man over a year ago

Waterford

"I told you I had man flu"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I told you I was ill"

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By *orguyMan over a year ago

Tuam

Born Down Under

Died On Top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Personally I'd rather be in Philidelphia....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here lies someone who truly lived, the journey hasn't stopped just changed carriage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beneath these stones lie Mary Jones

And do not pause to wonder....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry I'm late.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple over a year ago

Nearby

That was one helluva ride

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We weren't 100% sure if he was dead"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is my latest and last erection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/09/16 16:26:09]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feck off munters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I knew this would happen"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I knew this would happen" "

I told you not to do it

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

I wanted to be crimated and brought out to sea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm grand, I'm just resting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here he lies , like he always did .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For my tombstone I want the words of father Jack Hackett engraved. What will yours say ??????

I like Spike Milligan's epithet

"I told you I was sick"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is NOT what I had in mind when I said,

“Over my dead body!” but you should see the other guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beneath these stones lie Mary Jones

And do not pause to wonder...."
...

For these are not the only stones

That Mary Jones lay under...

(To be continued)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beneath these stones lie Mary Jones

And do not pause to wonder.......

For these are not the only stones

That Mary Jones lay under...

(To be continued)"

Don't leave her hanging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beneath these stones lie Mary Jones

And do not pause to wonder.......

For these are not the only stones

That Mary Jones lay under...

(To be continued)

Don't leave her hanging

"
...seeing as you asked so nicely...

I rode her standing

I rode her lying

If she had wings

Id have rode her flying

now she's dead

But not forgotten

I'll dig her up

And ride her rotten...

Thank you and good night

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By *ombikerMan over a year ago

the right side of the river

I'll be graaannnd no use bothering the doctor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beneath these stones lie Mary Jones

And do not pause to wonder.......

For these are not the only stones

That Mary Jones lay under...

(To be continued)

Don't leave her hanging

...seeing as you asked so nicely...

I rode her standing

I rode her lying

If she had wings

Id have rode her flying

now she's dead

But not forgotten

I'll dig her up

And ride her rotten...

Thank you and good night

Oh the munter lol as long as he stays away from my graveside.

Op I want to change my engraving to gorgeous blonde three plots down...well she was when she went in! This is getting morbid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beneath these stones lie Mary Jones

And do not pause to wonder.......

For these are not the only stones

That Mary Jones lay under...

(To be continued)

Don't leave her hanging

...seeing as you asked so nicely...

I rode her standing

I rode her lying

If she had wings

Id have rode her flying

now she's dead

But not forgotten

I'll dig her up

And ride her rotten...

Thank you and good night

Oh the munter lol as long as he stays away from my graveside.

Op I want to change my engraving to gorgeous blonde three plots down...well she was when she went in! This is getting morbid

I find poetry so uplifting. .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beneath these stones lie Mary Jones

And do not pause to wonder.......

For these are not the only stones

That Mary Jones lay under...

(To be continued)

Don't leave her hanging

...seeing as you asked so nicely...

I rode her standing

I rode her lying

If she had wings

Id have rode her flying

now she's dead

But not forgotten

I'll dig her up

And ride her rotten...

Thank you and good night

Oh the munter lol as long as he stays away from my graveside.

Op I want to change my engraving to gorgeous blonde three plots down...well she was when she went in! This is getting morbid

I find poetry so uplifting. ."

Me too... normally. I feel like I have wandered into the Adam's family thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forget that...snow has that one up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beneath these stones lie Mary Jones

And do not pause to wonder.......

For these are not the only stones

That Mary Jones lay under...

(To be continued)

Don't leave her hanging

...seeing as you asked so nicely...

I rode her standing

I rode her lying

If she had wings

Id have rode her flying

now she's dead

But not forgotten

I'll dig her up

And ride her rotten...

Thank you and good night

Oh the munter lol as long as he stays away from my graveside.

Op I want to change my engraving to gorgeous blonde three plots down...well she was when she went in! This is getting morbid

I find poetry so uplifting. .

Me too... normally. I feel like I have wandered into the Adam's family thread

"
....uncle fester actually contacted us....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beneath these stones lie Mary Jones

And do not pause to wonder.......

For these are not the only stones

That Mary Jones lay under...

(To be continued)

Don't leave her hanging

...seeing as you asked so nicely...

I rode her standing

I rode her lying

If she had wings

Id have rode her flying

now she's dead

But not forgotten

I'll dig her up

And ride her rotten...

Thank you and good night

Oh the munter lol as long as he stays away from my graveside.

Op I want to change my engraving to gorgeous blonde three plots down...well she was when she went in! This is getting morbid

I find poetry so uplifting. ."

I was sick and now am dead

You never believed what i said

Now i lie beneath the dirt

As you stand there i see up your skirt

I see you have let yourself go

As pubic hair continues to grow

If only youd shaved and its no joke

Because then i wouldnt have choked

You told me shaving made you feel colder

But at least i couldve grown a bit older

The way you squirted never made me frown

For if i hadnt choked then i wouldve drowned.

I enjoyed having 69 with you

With the only drawback being the view

Now am at rest within this tomb

Because you refused your ladygarden to prune

So long, alas and adieu, i bid thee

And hopefully now, I can R.I.P.

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