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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"About 3 pints of Bud  ....cheap date. ... 
Did I forget to add and a magnum of Moet et Chandon?"
....ah you're moving the goalposts now....we'll throw in a few bags of tayto.....final offer. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"About 3 pints of Bud ....cheap date. ...
Did I forget to add and a magnum of Moet et Chandon?....ah you're moving the goalposts now....we'll throw in a few bags of tayto.....final offer. .. "
Pringles and I'll think about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"About 3 pints of Bud ....cheap date. ...
Did I forget to add and a magnum of Moet et Chandon?....ah you're moving the goalposts now....we'll throw in a few bags of tayto.....final offer. ..
Pringles and I'll think about it"
....no problem (they are on offer in lidl).. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"About 3 pints of Bud ....cheap date. ...
Did I forget to add and a magnum of Moet et Chandon?....ah you're moving the goalposts now....we'll throw in a few bags of tayto.....final offer. ..
Pringles and I'll think about it....no problem (they are on offer in lidl).. "
I'm on my way down there - I'll even bring my own as they're on offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"About 3 pints of Bud ....cheap date. ...
Did I forget to add and a magnum of Moet et Chandon?....ah you're moving the goalposts now....we'll throw in a few bags of tayto.....final offer. ..
Pringles and I'll think about it....no problem (they are on offer in lidl)..
I'm on my way down there - I'll even bring my own as they're on offer"
...great !! Gotta love monaghan. .. A shag for under 15e...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"About 3 pints of Bud ....cheap date. ...
Did I forget to add and a magnum of Moet et Chandon?....ah you're moving the goalposts now....we'll throw in a few bags of tayto.....final offer. ..
Pringles and I'll think about it....no problem (they are on offer in lidl)..
I'm on my way down there - I'll even bring my own as they're on offer...great !! Gotta love monaghan. .. A shag for under 15e... "
Whoever said Ireland was expensive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"About 3 pints of Bud ....cheap date. ...
Did I forget to add and a magnum of Moet et Chandon?....ah you're moving the goalposts now....we'll throw in a few bags of tayto.....final offer. ..
Pringles and I'll think about it....no problem (they are on offer in lidl)..
I'm on my way down there - I'll even bring my own as they're on offer...great !! Gotta love monaghan. .. A shag for under 15e...
Whoever said Ireland was expensive?"
...I'll drink to that....what are you having. ..bud?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"About 3 pints of Bud ....cheap date. ...
Did I forget to add and a magnum of Moet et Chandon?....ah you're moving the goalposts now....we'll throw in a few bags of tayto.....final offer. ..
Pringles and I'll think about it....no problem (they are on offer in lidl)..
I'm on my way down there - I'll even bring my own as they're on offer...great !! Gotta love monaghan. .. A shag for under 15e...
Whoever said Ireland was expensive?...I'll drink to that....what are you having. ..bud? "
A pint of please. Sod the champers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kissing and wine 
How about Thunderkissing and Rum? 
Be prepared for the giggles
You won't be present
I don't believe I asked to be Hubert "
Phew and double phew |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kissing and wine
How about Thunderkissing and Rum?
Be prepared for the giggles
You won't be present
I don't believe I asked to be Hubert
Phew and double phew "
You can calm down Hubert.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A chiselled hottie doing housework
Any housework you need to be looked after?  ha
Be careful what you wish for!"
Well getting to meet up with your hot self again would be worth a bit of housework  ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Licking and fucking a married woman in her own bed whilst her unsuspecting hubby is on the phone to him making him phonesex her. Especially when she makes him think of someone hot like her sister/friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rubbing rough pieces of turf all over my balls. Mmmmmmm turf
What about a comparison pic of cock and a chunk of turf? "
You might not be able to tell one from the other |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Rubbing rough pieces of turf all over my balls. Mmmmmmm turf
What about a comparison pic of cock and a chunk of turf?
You might not be able to tell one from the other "
Oh my...you're a dirty lil fella! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Rubbing rough pieces of turf all over my balls. Mmmmmmm turf
What about a comparison pic of cock and a chunk of turf?
You might not be able to tell one from the other
Oh my...you're a dirty lil fella! "
U can take the man from the bog but u can't take the bog out of the man |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Rubbing rough pieces of turf all over my balls. Mmmmmmm turf
What about a comparison pic of cock and a chunk of turf?
You might not be able to tell one from the other
Oh my...you're a dirty lil fella!
U can take the man from the bog but u can't take the bog out of the man "
What about women in ditches?  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Rubbing rough pieces of turf all over my balls. Mmmmmmm turf
What about a comparison pic of cock and a chunk of turf?
You might not be able to tell one from the other
Oh my...you're a dirty lil fella!
U can take the man from the bog but u can't take the bog out of the man
What about women in ditches? "
Ass in the air dress blowing the wind u can stuf her full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bet though you're wearing white socks and you leave them on while having sex! "
How did you know?
I like to pull them up to my thighs for sex. Bet that turns you on |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
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I bet though you're wearing white socks and you leave them on while having sex!
How did you know?
I like to pull them up to my thighs for sex. Bet that turns you on "
How did you know?
I'm wet just by the thought of it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bet though you're wearing white socks and you leave them on while having sex!
How did you know?
I like to pull them up to my thighs for sex. Bet that turns you on
How did you know?
I'm wet just by the thought of it! "
Would you get even wetter if I brought a lump of turf into the equation too? |
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