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over a year ago
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A few year's ago I had a couple contact me, husband and wife, well there thing was for him to bring his wife to my place while he sat in a coffee shop around the corner.he would collect her from my door after we finished. We all got on well and after six meets. I got a text saying are you free at five today which I replied yes, this was a Saturday and I was living in malahide marina at the time, very posh place with about eighty apartment's facing my front door.so I prepared myself and my apartment for his wife.then the bell rang and low and behold it was the hubby all dressed up in her clothes wig shoes lippy etc etc.he then said she could not make it and would you be interested in me.i nearly fxxxing died.and the worst thing about him been convincing was he had a moustash as big as magnum pi.just thought id share that as I thought I saw him earlier. |
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"A few year's ago I had a couple contact me, husband and wife, well there thing was for him to bring his wife to my place while he sat in a coffee shop around the corner.he would collect her from my door after we finished. We all got on well and after six meets. I got a text saying are you free at five today which I replied yes, this was a Saturday and I was living in malahide marina at the time, very posh place with about eighty apartment's facing my front door.so I prepared myself and my apartment for his wife.then the bell rang and low and behold it was the hubby all dressed up in her clothes wig shoes lippy etc etc.he then said she could not make it and would you be interested in me.i nearly fxxxing died.and the worst thing about him been convincing was he had a moustash as big as magnum pi.just thought id share that as I thought I saw him earlier."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! All I can see now is Freddie Mercury singing "I Want to Break Free"
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"A few year's ago I had a couple contact me, husband and wife, well there thing was for him to bring his wife to my place while he sat in a coffee shop around the corner.he would collect her from my door after we finished. We all got on well and after six meets. I got a text saying are you free at five today which I replied yes, this was a Saturday and I was living in malahide marina at the time, very posh place with about eighty apartment's facing my front door.so I prepared myself and my apartment for his wife.then the bell rang and low and behold it was the hubby all dressed up in her clothes wig shoes lippy etc etc.he then said she could not make it and would you be interested in me.i nearly fxxxing died.and the worst thing about him been convincing was he had a moustash as big as magnum pi.just thought id share that as I thought I saw him earlier.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! All I can see now is Freddie Mercury singing "I Want to Break Free"
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now you have put that image into my head. hahahahahaha |
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over a year ago
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes..." I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life |
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life"
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! |
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! " it's true I swear |
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear"
i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.
is that why you dont live there anymore. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear
i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.
is that why you dont live there anymore. lol"
I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!! |
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear
i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.
is that why you dont live there anymore. lol
I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!! "
so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.
mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear
i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.
is that why you dont live there anymore. lol
I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!
so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.
mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache."
No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!! |
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear
i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.
is that why you dont live there anymore. lol
I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!
so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.
mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.
No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!! "
ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear
i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.
is that why you dont live there anymore. lol
I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!
so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.
mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.
No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!
ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???"
No I wouldn't in this case!! |
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear
i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.
is that why you dont live there anymore. lol
I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!
so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.
mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.
No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!
ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???
No I wouldn't in this case!! "
so you would invite me in so, be nice to see you again... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear
i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.
is that why you dont live there anymore. lol
I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!
so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.
mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.
No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!
ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???
No I wouldn't in this case!!
so you would invite me in so, be nice to see you again... "
lol you chancer, should have known what you were trying to get at lol!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear
i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.
is that why you dont live there anymore. lol
I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!
so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.
mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.
No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!
ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???
No I wouldn't in this case!!
so you would invite me in so, be nice to see you again... " I knew I would find you again |
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear
i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.
is that why you dont live there anymore. lol
I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!
so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.
mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.
No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!
ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???
No I wouldn't in this case!!
so you would invite me in so, be nice to see you again...
lol you chancer, should have known what you were trying to get at lol!!! "
sure ye have to try, rose.
so what nights do you be around. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him
she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life
It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear
i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.
is that why you dont live there anymore. lol
I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!
so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.
mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.
No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!
ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???
No I wouldn't in this case!!
so you would invite me in so, be nice to see you again...
lol you chancer, should have known what you were trying to get at lol!!!
sure ye have to try, rose.
so what nights do you be around. lol"
Ha ha I'm not telling lol!!! |
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