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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A few year's ago I had a couple contact me, husband and wife, well there thing was for him to bring his wife to my place while he sat in a coffee shop around the corner.he would collect her from my door after we finished. We all got on well and after six meets. I got a text saying are you free at five today which I replied yes, this was a Saturday and I was living in malahide marina at the time, very posh place with about eighty apartment's facing my front door.so I prepared myself and my apartment for his wife.then the bell rang and low and behold it was the hubby all dressed up in her clothes wig shoes lippy etc etc.he then said she could not make it and would you be interested in me.i nearly fxxxing died.and the worst thing about him been convincing was he had a moustash as big as magnum pi.just thought id share that as I thought I saw him earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol , I remember you telling me that story . One question ... Did he look better than her in her clothes ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lol , I remember you telling me that story . One question ... Did he look better than her in her clothes ? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lol , I remember you telling me that story . One question ... Did he look better than her in her clothes ? "
I still have your top here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah I must collect it X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yeah I must collect it X "
indeed you must young lady.and could I steal a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

P s wasn't me with the magnum p I moustache

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"P s wasn't me with the magnum p I moustache "
oh I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"P s wasn't me with the magnum p I moustache oh I know"
best kisser on fab you are.im awarding you kisser of the yearxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"P s wasn't me with the magnum p I moustache oh I knowbest kisser on fab you are.im awarding you kisser of the yearxxxx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"P s wasn't me with the magnum p I moustache oh I knowbest kisser on fab you are.im awarding you kisser of the yearxxxx "
gis a kiss xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck it im asking. Did u invite him in.lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was it a tickly tache on the tackle?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A few year's ago I had a couple contact me, husband and wife, well there thing was for him to bring his wife to my place while he sat in a coffee shop around the corner.he would collect her from my door after we finished. We all got on well and after six meets. I got a text saying are you free at five today which I replied yes, this was a Saturday and I was living in malahide marina at the time, very posh place with about eighty apartment's facing my front door.so I prepared myself and my apartment for his wife.then the bell rang and low and behold it was the hubby all dressed up in her clothes wig shoes lippy etc etc.he then said she could not make it and would you be interested in me.i nearly fxxxing died.and the worst thing about him been convincing was he had a moustash as big as magnum pi.just thought id share that as I thought I saw him earlier."

Is this really a true story lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A few year's ago I had a couple contact me, husband and wife, well there thing was for him to bring his wife to my place while he sat in a coffee shop around the corner.he would collect her from my door after we finished. We all got on well and after six meets. I got a text saying are you free at five today which I replied yes, this was a Saturday and I was living in malahide marina at the time, very posh place with about eighty apartment's facing my front door.so I prepared myself and my apartment for his wife.then the bell rang and low and behold it was the hubby all dressed up in her clothes wig shoes lippy etc etc.he then said she could not make it and would you be interested in me.i nearly fxxxing died.and the worst thing about him been convincing was he had a moustash as big as magnum pi.just thought id share that as I thought I saw him earlier.

Is this really a true story lol!!! "

yep its a true story

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck it im asking. Did u invite him in.lol "
I dragged him in and dealt with him

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By *safunwituMan  over a year ago

Enniscorthy

you ever meet the wife after that???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"you ever meet the wife after that???"
I did and she left him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A few year's ago I had a couple contact me, husband and wife, well there thing was for him to bring his wife to my place while he sat in a coffee shop around the corner.he would collect her from my door after we finished. We all got on well and after six meets. I got a text saying are you free at five today which I replied yes, this was a Saturday and I was living in malahide marina at the time, very posh place with about eighty apartment's facing my front door.so I prepared myself and my apartment for his wife.then the bell rang and low and behold it was the hubby all dressed up in her clothes wig shoes lippy etc etc.he then said she could not make it and would you be interested in me.i nearly fxxxing died.and the worst thing about him been convincing was he had a moustash as big as magnum pi.just thought id share that as I thought I saw him earlier."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! All I can see now is Freddie Mercury singing "I Want to Break Free"

Thanks.

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By *safunwituMan  over a year ago

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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him"

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...

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By *safunwituMan  over a year ago

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"A few year's ago I had a couple contact me, husband and wife, well there thing was for him to bring his wife to my place while he sat in a coffee shop around the corner.he would collect her from my door after we finished. We all got on well and after six meets. I got a text saying are you free at five today which I replied yes, this was a Saturday and I was living in malahide marina at the time, very posh place with about eighty apartment's facing my front door.so I prepared myself and my apartment for his wife.then the bell rang and low and behold it was the hubby all dressed up in her clothes wig shoes lippy etc etc.he then said she could not make it and would you be interested in me.i nearly fxxxing died.and the worst thing about him been convincing was he had a moustash as big as magnum pi.just thought id share that as I thought I saw him earlier.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! All I can see now is Freddie Mercury singing "I Want to Break Free"

Thanks. "

now you have put that image into my head. hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes..."

I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Jasus Freddie would have been welcome you should have seen the Ronnie on him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life"

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! "

it's true I swear

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By *safunwituMan  over a year ago

Enniscorthy


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear"

i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.

is that why you dont live there anymore. lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear

i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.

is that why you dont live there anymore. lol"

I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!

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By *safunwituMan  over a year ago

Enniscorthy


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear

i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.

is that why you dont live there anymore. lol

I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!! "

so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.

mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear

i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.

is that why you dont live there anymore. lol

I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!

so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.

mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache."

No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!

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By *safunwituMan  over a year ago

Enniscorthy


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear

i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.

is that why you dont live there anymore. lol

I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!

so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.

mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.

No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!! "

ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear

i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.

is that why you dont live there anymore. lol

I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!

so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.

mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.

No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!

ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???"

No I wouldn't in this case!!

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By *safunwituMan  over a year ago

Enniscorthy


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear

i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.

is that why you dont live there anymore. lol

I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!

so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.

mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.

No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!

ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???

No I wouldn't in this case!! "

so you would invite me in so, be nice to see you again...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear

i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.

is that why you dont live there anymore. lol

I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!

so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.

mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.

No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!

ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???

No I wouldn't in this case!!

so you would invite me in so, be nice to see you again... "

lol you chancer, should have known what you were trying to get at lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear

i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.

is that why you dont live there anymore. lol

I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!

so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.

mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.

No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!

ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???

No I wouldn't in this case!!

so you would invite me in so, be nice to see you again... "

I knew I would find you again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did I just fall for this story ffs lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I just fall for this story ffs lol!!!! "
Honestly it's a true story

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By *safunwituMan  over a year ago

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"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear

i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.

is that why you dont live there anymore. lol

I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!

so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.

mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.

No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!

ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???

No I wouldn't in this case!!

so you would invite me in so, be nice to see you again...

lol you chancer, should have known what you were trying to get at lol!!! "

sure ye have to try, rose.

so what nights do you be around. lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you ever meet the wife after that???I did and she left him

she get sick of him robbing her clothes...I swear to god it was the most embarrassing situation I have ever been in my life

It's mad, it's too bizarre to be true lol!!! it's true I swear

i would say it is, what did your neighnours think.

is that why you dont live there anymore. lol

I'd be mortified if somebody did that to me lol!!!

so you dont want me calling round to you in a dress, rose.

mind you i dont have a handle bar mustache.

No waaaaaaay lol, you'd get the door slammed in your face due to the deceit & being indescreet!!!

ah sure i wouldnt do that to you, maybe if i was dressed normally, would you still slam the door in my face???

No I wouldn't in this case!!

so you would invite me in so, be nice to see you again...

lol you chancer, should have known what you were trying to get at lol!!!

sure ye have to try, rose.

so what nights do you be around. lol"

Ha ha I'm not telling lol!!!

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