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I got a new book out everybody.
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By *ex1981 OP Man
over a year ago
right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK |
I work with oils, every kind of lubricant, so I compiled this all you need to know book.
it's a guide to all types. Motor based, marine based,
The lot and of course sexual lubricants. Massage oils the lot.
Its available in all good book stores from this coming Monday.
If ye are having trouble finding it it will be in the non friction section.
Book signing at jack and Norz party the 17th ok. |
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By *ex1981 OP Man
over a year ago
right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK |
Depends on the depth and girth firstly the water. From Bath to open sea.
Secondly the depth and girth of the penis in the vagina.
Water repellent castrol gspot 10w /15 maybe a good choice.
Tip number two have sex with a big cock.
Better water tight seal.
Tip three make sure your turned on before you dive in.
That can be said for alot of other situations lol.
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"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish  "
Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!   |
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"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish
Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!! "
Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!! |
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By *ex1981 OP Man
over a year ago
right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK |
"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish
Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!! "
Well ye could have saved energy but throwing all the laundry in the hot tub with all the action going on friction burns, jaws, it must have been like a washing machine in there.
Ye two rampant rabbits.  |
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"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish
Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!
Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!! "
Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs |
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"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish
Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!
Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!!
Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs "
Well don't look now ms Jojo coz the author of the book is giving oral lessons on going down on ya !! |
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"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish
Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!
Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!!
Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs
Well don't look now ms Jojo coz the author of the book is giving oral lessons on going down on ya !! "
And ive already signed up fr the full course Miss Toes!!! |
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By *ex1981 OP Man
over a year ago
right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK |
"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish
Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!
Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!!
Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs
Well don't look now ms Jojo coz the author of the book is giving oral lessons on going down on ya !! "
I can multi task we should both head up to her and settle her make her forget the dum dum, dum dum.
Maybe change the word for hump hump, hump hump.
Lessons are easier with three anyway because you can explain and show techniques way better. |
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"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish
Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!
Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!!
Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs
Well don't look now ms Jojo coz the author of the book is giving oral lessons on going down on ya !!
I can multi task we should both head up to her and settle her make her forget the dum dum, dum dum.
Maybe change the word for hump hump, hump hump.
Lessons are easier with three anyway because you can explain and show techniques way better. "
Hmmmm OP you may have a point there, I know ms Jojo is a waterbaby |
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"And I'm after sole lubricants coz as Jojo says those burns can be hellish
Hot tub friction burns have scarred me fr life Miss Hunnitoes.. And bigger is most def not better in that kinda situation... Its like Jaws scenario, in afraid to go back in the water!!
Dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm.....Jaws theme toon...I'd hate my soles scarred for life ms Jojo!!
Jaysus, all those Dum Dums have me hiding under the quilt now Miss Toes, il have nitemares now ffs
Well don't look now ms Jojo coz the author of the book is giving oral lessons on going down on ya !!
I can multi task we should both head up to her and settle her make her forget the dum dum, dum dum.
Maybe change the word for hump hump, hump hump.
Lessons are easier with three anyway because you can explain and show techniques way better. "
Yes do.. its buy 2 get 1 free, Mmmm nows theres an offer u dont see very often  |
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By *ex1981 OP Man
over a year ago
right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK |
"What does the W stand for in 5w 30 oil? I know, I'm testing."
Well it means two viscosities ( big word like marmalade)
Two types in one.
One being a winter grade.
Hope I am right now or I'll have to recycle all my books on the way to the book stores as we speak. Lol |
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"What does the W stand for in 5w 30 oil? I know, I'm testing.
Well it means two viscosities ( big word like marmalade)
Two types in one.
One being a winter grade.
Hope I am right now or I'll have to recycle all my books on the way to the book stores as we speak. Lol"
Bang on. Good luck with the book, I hope it doesn't become a slippery slope! |
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By *ex1981 OP Man
over a year ago
right up your street , the wild Atlantic way , corby UK |
"What does the W stand for in 5w 30 oil? I know, I'm testing.
Well it means two viscosities ( big word like marmalade)
Two types in one.
One being a winter grade.
Hope I am right now or I'll have to recycle all my books on the way to the book stores as we speak. Lol
Bang on. Good luck with the book, I hope it doesn't become a slippery slope!"
You have some expertise in the field.
Is it work or leisure related.
We should compare notes some time.
Maybe Co right the block buster sequel.
( very slick 2)
Then the porn parody would be lubed to the hilt 2
Okey we probably need a different title.
But could be a Hollywood sensation yet. |
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