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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was walking in a quiet part of town yesterday and there was a technician pulled over sitting in his van, window fully opened filling in a form or something and just as I am walking past...my handbag falls down off my shoulder to my hand hitting off my shopping bag and I had my toy in a zip pocket due to the fiasco awhile back of misplacing it...the toy goes off and your man looks up at me. I blushed and laughed as I panicked trying to switch it off from outside the bag. Cringe when I saw the knowing smile on his face...stage exit left but laughing about it now.
Come on fabbers... I know I am not alone in this....spill  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"this should provoke a lot of fantasy replies !!"
Just a funny silly story that happened. Was telling it to someone yesterday and they came straight back with their cringe/funny story. We all have those moments |
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On a bus going up to Dublin my wand started going off in my handbag. As anyone that has a wand you know the things are loud. I got broken into in my old house last year I arrived at my house same time as the guard went upstairs guard followed me with my toys all over my bed.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"On a bus going up to Dublin my wand started going off in my handbag. As anyone that has a wand you know the things are loud. I got broken into in my old house last year I arrived at my house same time as the guard went upstairs guard followed me with my toys all over my bed.
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Oh god....you had your toy's all over the bed and in the room with a man in uniform....and? Joking sorry to hear that you were broken into. Awful. At least the toy's were safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My oldest daughter in her 20's was looking for the hair straightener so she yelled down the stairs "Mum where's the hair straightener?"
I shouted back "its in my weekend bag..."
Completely forgetting I had two bags beside the bed...
One was my toy bag...
Imagine her face when she opened the wrong bag....to see my rabbit strapon anal beads and a few other bits 
She came down red-faced said mum I opened the wrong bag and I don't wanna know....
Mortified I was....
The strapon was the only thing I was overly embarrassed about....
At least the others I could say I used on myself...
We never spoke of it again..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had an ex who lost a suit case full of toys after leaving them in her parents place, while we were away working abroad. She was too embarrassed to ask where it had gone, spreader bars, gags, collar and leads, a variety of cuffs and restraints, whips and flogs and copious amounts of dildos including a clone a willy vibrating dildo of my own cock. How does one lose a suit case full of sex toys, it's not like its a et of car keys, now is it....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My oldest daughter in her 20's was looking for the hair straightener so she yelled down the stairs "Mum where's the hair straightener?"
I shouted back "its in my weekend bag..."
Completely forgetting I had two bags beside the bed...
One was my toy bag...
Imagine her face when she opened the wrong bag....to see my rabbit strapon anal beads and a few other bits
She came down red-faced said mum I opened the wrong bag and I don't wanna know....
Mortified I was....
The strapon was the only thing I was overly embarrassed about....
At least the others I could say I used on myself...
We never spoke of it again..... "
Don't you think it's a bit cruel having a rabbit in you're bag. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Brilliant stories guy's n gal's lmfao here.... update on guy in van...part of a sales team that called to my house this afternoon, I brOught them in and was about ten min in listening to sales pitch when it dawned on me where I had seen him before I immediately blushed and he smiled as he saw the recognition dawn on me....no I did not purchase and pretty much cleared them out like a political party |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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I think I made my builder's day today. Have scaffolding up the house but the lads were doing ground works so I didn't bother to close the bathroom door facing my bedroom window in the first floor, I took a shower with the curtain only half drawn to the side and when I turned around in the shower I saw the builder climbing by my bedroom window but not only that, when I got out I noticed that my dildo was lying bang in the middle of my bed straight in front of the window....  |
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"I think I made my builder's day today. Have scaffolding up the house but the lads were doing ground works so I didn't bother to close the bathroom door facing my bedroom window in the first floor, I took a shower with the curtain only half drawn to the side and when I turned around in the shower I saw the builder climbing by my bedroom window but not only that, when I got out I noticed that my dildo was lying bang in the middle of my bed straight in front of the window.... "
Lmao I wonder how long he was pretending to go past when you turned around |
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