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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Most will say get laid but knowing my luck the body I'd take over would have the painters in so I am going to say soliphdine,chocolate and a hot water bottle and curl up in front of the telly with a weepy movie   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very cliched answer but I'd just buy a hitachi. Invite a lady over and spend the day in my bedroom. Guys seem to find it much easier to orgasm but women seem to have much better ones so experiencing that would be pretty cool.
I'm struggling to think what else I could do that I can't do now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First thing I'd do is pull over on side of the road for a piss. Second thing would be to experience a blowjob while being rimmed. Not looking much "
Chances are you'd end experiencing what it's like to be a male and not getting those things. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First thing I'd do is pull over on side of the road for a piss. Second thing would be to experience a blowjob while being rimmed. Not looking much
Chances are you'd end experiencing what it's like to be a male and not getting those things. "
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Where theres a will  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like that funny video of the elephant shaking his trunk I think if I had a Penis for a day I'd have to have a good look at it obviously, hope I'd be blessed with a 9'er and impressive girt...
After careful examination and a extraction I'd proudly show it to as many girls as I could...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First thing I'd do is pull over on side of the road for a piss. Second thing would be to experience a blowjob while being rimmed. Not looking much
Chances are you'd end experiencing what it's like to be a male and not getting those things.
Where theres a will "
See you think like a woman lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I was a woman for the day I'd walk about with a pout on me all day. look other women up and down. Tut a lot and see what this cooking and cleaning Craic is all about  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First thing I'd do is pull over on side of the road for a piss. Second thing would be to experience a blowjob while being rimmed. Not looking much
Chances are you'd end experiencing what it's like to be a male and not getting those things.
Where theres a will
See you think like a woman lol "
Maybe should of been
Where there's a Willie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First thing I'd do is pull over on side of the road for a piss. Second thing would be to experience a blowjob while being rimmed. Not looking much
Chances are you'd end experiencing what it's like to be a male and not getting those things.
Where theres a will
See you think like a woman lol
Maybe should of been
Where there's a Willie "
Oh I get you know, you meant with two guys, ah yeah you'd get that no bother  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I was a woman I'd wake late and wonder where my breakfast was and then meander to the loo scratchin my fanny. While peeing I'd fret over the size of my thighs and try and remember did I see that spot before and think was it safe if I dyed my pubes. I'd smile at myself in the mirror but avoid looking at the weighing scales and while pulling on my leggings imagine I might some day get into the smaller sizes I'd ziplocked two years ago before I went on an almost binge which still hasn't ended.......to be continued.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To cheer myself up I would decide to have a me day. I'd head into town and have a nice latte or capuchino for myself and a choc pastry and phone my fav hairdresser to see could she squeeze me in. Maybe go to a book shop and of course Penneys to treat myself to some random must haves and browse the lingerie section dreaming me fitting into those skimpy little numbers but then settle on a sensible sturdy granny fourpack.
While waiting on my bestie I'd check my fab emails and feel not a bit of sympathy for those petvy sado's messaging me and fabbin my bum and wonder though am I ever going to find a decent guy. ..... |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about "
U only have 24 hrs |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs "
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks "
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female "
I mean he will |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female
I mean he will "
I thought all men are entitled when signing up here |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female
I mean he will
I thought all men are entitled when signing up here "
You mean we not |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female
I mean he will
I thought all men are entitled when signing up here
You mean we not "
You're telling me, how should I know?
I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about... |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female
I mean he will
I thought all men are entitled when signing up here
You mean we not
You're telling me, how should I know?
I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about... "
Never had a pity fuck well not that I know about |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female
I mean he will
I thought all men are entitled when signing up here
You mean we not
You're telling me, how should I know?
I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...
Never had a pity fuck well not that I know about "
Then she did a good job |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female
I mean he will
I thought all men are entitled when signing up here
You mean we not
You're telling me, how should I know?
I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...
Never had a pity fuck well not that I know about
Then she did a good job "
Fancy a Fuck |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female
I mean he will
I thought all men are entitled when signing up here
You mean we not
You're telling me, how should I know?
I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...
Never had a pity fuck well not that I know about
Then she did a good job
Fancy a Fuck "
Are you saying that as a woman? Are ye good in giving bjs? |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female
I mean he will
I thought all men are entitled when signing up here
You mean we not
You're telling me, how should I know?
I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...
Never had a pity fuck well not that I know about
Then she did a good job
Fancy a Fuck
Are you saying that as a woman? Are ye good in giving bjs? "
Only if u have a cock of good lenght and thickness and chocolate would be a bonus |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Go swimming and then the ladies changing room
Might aswell see if they drop the towels - like we do in the males changing rooms "
Note to self stay out of the changing rooms when Stephen is in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just lock all the doors, put the phone off the hook... and pleasure the f**k out of myself and learn what turns me on and off. Then next time I was with a lady, I could hopefully give her a really great time |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female
I mean he will
I thought all men are entitled when signing up here
You mean we not
You're telling me, how should I know?
I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...
Never had a pity fuck well not that I know about
Then she did a good job
Fancy a Fuck
Are you saying that as a woman? Are ye good in giving bjs?
Only if u have a cock of good lenght and thickness and chocolate would be a bonus "
Pmsl, cjella you durty little size queen! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"First thing I'd do if I was a man would be to have a wank. Then I'd find a willing female to give me a blowjob and a boob wank just to see what all the fuss is about
U only have 24 hrs
Lol, not everyone goes for 24hour edging wanks
She will be cause there ain't no way she's finding a willing female
I mean he will
I thought all men are entitled when signing up here
You mean we not
You're telling me, how should I know?
I thought that's what all the pity fucks are about...
Never had a pity fuck well not that I know about
Then she did a good job
Fancy a Fuck
Are you saying that as a woman? Are ye good in giving bjs?
Only if u have a cock of good lenght and thickness and chocolate would be a bonus
Pmsl, cjella you durty little size queen! "
Never |
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