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"And just like in Toy Story the movie, your toys are called 'Buzz' and 'Woody' but for very different reasons..."
Lol but missing in action...not a happy camper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And just like in Toy Story the movie, your toys are called 'Buzz' and 'Woody' but for very different reasons...
Lol but missing in action...not a happy camper "
r....
To Infinity and beyond  |
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"And just like in Toy Story the movie, your toys are called 'Buzz' and 'Woody' but for very different reasons...
Lol but missing in action...not a happy camper r....
To Infinity and beyond "
To in-fanny and beyond. |
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"Ha ha, I hope some youngsters didn't bring it home to play fetch with the dog "
Didn't something like that happen in a film? I think it might've been Parenthood: 'Oh, that's, er, mom's electric ear-cleaner!" |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about."
Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.
Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere "
Ffs buzz |
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"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.
Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere
Ffs buzz"
Oh they are over a ditch somewhere...now mourning all the crap my mother flung over the ditch through the year's.
Will just make the buzz sound myself... I have a good imagination |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.
Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere
Ffs buzz
Oh they are over a ditch somewhere...now mourning all the crap my mother flung over the ditch through the year's.
Will just make the buzz sound myself... I have a good imagination"
Or gone home to her knicker drawer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.
Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere
Ffs buzz
Oh they are over a ditch somewhere...now mourning all the crap my mother flung over the ditch through the year's.
Will just make the buzz sound myself... I have a good imagination"
she might have thought it was your hair straightener |
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"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!
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did you put them in the shed with the lawnmower ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.
Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere
Ffs buzz
Oh they are over a ditch somewhere...now mourning all the crap my mother flung over the ditch through the year's.
Will just make the buzz sound myself... I have a good imagination
Or gone home to her knicker drawer "
Nooooooooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Old fashioned way at the moment but my mother did tidy up one day!!!! Oh doesn't bear thinking about.
Get on to her tell her u can't find woodie or buss did she put them away anywhere
Ffs buzz
Oh they are over a ditch somewhere...now mourning all the crap my mother flung over the ditch through the year's.
Will just make the buzz sound myself... I have a good imagination
she might have thought it was your hair straightener"
Hair curler lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!
did you put them in the shed with the lawnmower ??"
No, that's where I keep the battery |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm just reading this and my 8 year old shouts up the stairs. I found your toys mam..  I nearly died.. but he was messing that he found an old beer glass 
Oh the dread...lol"
Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Buzz n woody very good names for her vibrator lol , u women never know where u put stuff where's me phone where's me purse lol get a rope n tie them to it haha "
Shocking waste of a rope  |
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"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!
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Top Tip:
An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a great replacement vibrator! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!
Top Tip:
An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a great replacement vibrator!"
Lick i just nearly fell off my seat when i read that lol  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!
Top Tip:
An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a great replacement vibrator! Lick i just nearly fell off my seat when i read that lol "
Thanks I spat my coffee out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!
Top Tip:
An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a great replacement vibrator!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lol, frisky, I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one doing silly things like that. I still have some very expensive luxury chocolate hidden somewhere, I can't find it!!!  "
Nice surprise for you someday
Missing chocolates and a missing vibrator are slightly different...If the kid's find the chocolates you will never hear about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Had family staying over last week and hid my toy in a safe place and can't find it now ... thing's could get very bitchy If I don't find it soon!
Top Tip:
An empty cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a great replacement vibrator!"
Buzz off |
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