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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I had anal sex with my cousin during her period in the zoo the other day after we snook into the rhino enclosure...it was sooo hot, its like there was an animal magnetism between us and we couldnt help getting dirty....anybody else ever do this....lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh my god, I hope your cousin or the rhino isn't on fab, where's your discretion  "
They were and we were getting on great but they've blocked me now for excessive attention seekeing. |
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"I had anal sex with my cousin during her period in the zoo the other day after we snook into the rhino enclosure...it was sooo hot, its like there was an animal magnetism between us and we couldnt help getting dirty....anybody else ever do this....lol"
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Never met your cousin!!   |
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No,but......
...But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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"No,but......
...But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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was it all men on board ?? |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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The host of candid camera,forget his name now, was on a plane that was hijacked by Libyans in the 70s. No one would believe it was a real hijacking until he got on the speaker and swore it had nothing to do with the show
I snogged a horse once |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah you'd defo have a wild time at the zoo Panda, actually me and you should get away with roaming around the enclosures easy enough...lol.
Yeah you know I'm just buzzin with this thread, haven't even been to the zoo this year, let alone rode a cousin  ...sorry it's also one of those fooking thread titles that make you click into it out of curiousity...ah well it'll keep us busy in work.  |
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