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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a guy once who offered to buy me credit if I used it to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.
I declined. "
For the record that wasn't me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a guy once who offered to buy me credit if I used it to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.
I declined. "
fkin hell, 1st post and possibly a winner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a guy once who offered to buy me credit if I used it to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.
I declined.
For the record that wasn't me "
So you say |
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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"I had a guy once who offered to buy me credit if I used it to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.
I declined.
For the record that wasn't me "
Methinks the man does protest to much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a guy once who offered to buy me credit if I used it to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.
I declined.
For the record that wasn't me
Methinks the man does protest to much "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To use the toilet not wipe an let him lick me after. And I'm not talking bout a wee
Apologies but you did ask
Yeuch!!!!! 
Why. ..what ...how... omg I'm. Gonna vomit...lol "
Haha uh huh. Funnily enough he's blocked  |
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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago
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"To use the toilet not wipe an let him lick me after. And I'm not talking bout a wee
Apologies but you did ask
Yeuch!!!!!
Why. ..what ...how... omg I'm. Gonna vomit...lol
Haha uh huh. Funnily enough he's blocked "
The mind boggles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To use the toilet not wipe an let him lick me after. And I'm not talking bout a wee
Apologies but you did ask
Yeuch!!!!!
Why. ..what ...how... omg I'm. Gonna vomit...lol
Haha uh huh. Funnily enough he's blocked
The mind boggles "
I could say something else but it's too gross. I can't write the words |
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By *ain4uWoman
over a year ago
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"To use the toilet not wipe an let him lick me after. And I'm not talking bout a wee
Apologies but you did ask
Yeuch!!!!!
Why. ..what ...how... omg I'm. Gonna vomit...lol
Haha uh huh. Funnily enough he's blocked
The mind boggles
I could say something else but it's too gross. I can't write the words "
Mail me ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To use the toilet not wipe an let him lick me after. And I'm not talking bout a wee
Apologies but you did ask
Yeuch!!!!!
Why. ..what ...how... omg I'm. Gonna vomit...lol
Haha uh huh. Funnily enough he's blocked
The mind boggles
I could say something else but it's too gross. I can't write the words
Mail me ha"
Tell us all FPT??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked by a fella in America to buy a cake. Sit on it (to make an ass imprint, don't think he realised if I sat on it there would be no cake left) cut in half, bag up on half, squirt on the other half and bag it up and post both to him. How do people think of these things?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was asked by a fella in America to buy a cake. Sit on it (to make an ass imprint, don't think he realised if I sat on it there would be no cake left) cut in half, bag up on half, squirt on the other half and bag it up and post both to him. How do people think of these things??"
That's a cracker
What a waste of a cake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was asked by a fella in America to buy a cake. Sit on it (to make an ass imprint, don't think he realised if I sat on it there would be no cake left) cut in half, bag up on half, squirt on the other half and bag it up and post both to him. How do people think of these things??"
Sponge or what |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To give someone my email address so they could forward me a questionaire to fill out regarding my pain threshold because he wanted to interview me to be his new sub |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was asked by a fella in America to buy a cake. Sit on it (to make an ass imprint, don't think he realised if I sat on it there would be no cake left) cut in half, bag up on half, squirt on the other half and bag it up and post both to him. How do people think of these things??"
What did he offer in return though? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A certain lady and I use the term loosely , asked me to kiss her private regions, suffice to say I went straight home to my comic books "
That's called cunnalingus Rav  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Specifically a Black Forest gatteux, which happens to be my fave cake! But just mad - I should have posted this on the women prefer food over sex thread. Clearly this guy was combining the two!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Specifically a Black Forest gatteux, which happens to be my fave cake! But just mad - I should have posted this on the women prefer food over sex thread. Clearly this guy was combining the two!!"
Candles? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Specifically a Black Forest gatteux, which happens to be my fave cake! But just mad - I should have posted this on the women prefer food over sex thread. Clearly this guy was combining the two!!
Candles?"
No thank god. But also requested that I send a vile of my squirt aswell. Possibly an aperitif? |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"Specifically a Black Forest gatteux, which happens to be my fave cake! But just mad - I should have posted this on the women prefer food over sex thread. Clearly this guy was combining the two!!"
i love black forest gatteux too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Specifically a Black Forest gatteux, which happens to be my fave cake! But just mad - I should have posted this on the women prefer food over sex thread. Clearly this guy was combining the two!!
Candles?
No thank god. But also requested that I send a vile of my squirt aswell. Possibly an aperitif? "
Baja haha to wash down the cake was it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Specifically a Black Forest gatteux, which happens to be my fave cake! But just mad - I should have posted this on the women prefer food over sex thread. Clearly this guy was combining the two!!
i love black forest gatteux too"
Well we've an anniversary coming up  |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"Specifically a Black Forest gatteux, which happens to be my fave cake! But just mad - I should have posted this on the women prefer food over sex thread. Clearly this guy was combining the two!!
i love black forest gatteux too
Well we've an anniversary coming up "
yes we do im on a promise lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Specifically a Black Forest gatteux, which happens to be my fave cake! But just mad - I should have posted this on the women prefer food over sex thread. Clearly this guy was combining the two!!
i love black forest gatteux too
Well we've an anniversary coming up
yes we do im on a promise lol"
Have you got your pampers Laid  |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"Specifically a Black Forest gatteux, which happens to be my fave cake! But just mad - I should have posted this on the women prefer food over sex thread. Clearly this guy was combining the two!!
i love black forest gatteux too
Well we've an anniversary coming up
yes we do im on a promise lol
Have you got your pampers Laid "
organic cotton swaddling cloth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Specifically a Black Forest gatteux, which happens to be my fave cake! But just mad - I should have posted this on the women prefer food over sex thread. Clearly this guy was combining the two!!
i love black forest gatteux too
Well we've an anniversary coming up
yes we do im on a promise lol
Have you got your pampers Laid
organic cotton swaddling cloth "
You must have a sensitive bottom |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guys have often messaged me asking DIY questions. 3 or 4 times different guys
"Hal have you ever wallpapered a hall and landing?"
No idea why I get asked"
Now that is weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can understand most things.... but the poo stuff makes my soul die a bit... lol
Poop has no place in intercourse
Agreed  "
Sock sniffing. That also has no place in intercourse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys have often messaged me asking DIY questions. 3 or 4 times different guys
"Hal have you ever wallpapered a hall and landing?"
No idea why I get asked"
You just have that look about you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys have often messaged me asking DIY questions. 3 or 4 times different guys
"Hal have you ever wallpapered a hall and landing?"
No idea why I get asked"
Maybe it's a euphemism.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being asked to be a naughty shopper in his store. Flash him as I walk around the shop and offered me good money.
Another guy wanted me to let my pubic hair grow and not wash them shave myself and send him the pubes.... also offered me a pay packet for my time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can understand most things.... but the poo stuff makes my soul die a bit... lol
Poop has no place in intercourse
Agreed
Sock sniffing. That also has no place in intercourse "
Agreed!! |
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I had a guy ask when I first joined if I'd lie naked on his table and let him using surgical gloves to wipe his crap over my boobs. I was like wtf have I joined here, worst thing is I've since found out that indeed he is a surgeon. Hence why, I'd hate to have the need for surgery in a certain hospital up north. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a guy ask when I first joined if I'd lie naked on his table and let him using surgical gloves to wipe his crap over my boobs. I was like wtf have I joined here, worst thing is I've since found out that indeed he is a surgeon. Hence why, I'd hate to have the need for surgery in a certain hospital up north. "
WTF?
Doctor Poop |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being asked to be a naughty shopper in his store. Flash him as I walk around the shop and offered me good money.
Another guy wanted me to let my pubic hair grow and not wash them shave myself and send him the pubes.... also offered me a pay packet for my time. "
Every little helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a guy ask if u would castrate him!
With what?
He named a gadget called a burdizo... or something like that... it's used to castrate cattle etc "
Christ yes its used to crushing cattle nuts and if not used properly the animail will die from the kiddines blocking up. Very painfull way to go i would think |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a guy ask if u would castrate him!
With what?
He named a gadget called a burdizo... or something like that... it's used to castrate cattle etc
Christ yes its used to crushing cattle nuts and if not used properly the animail will die from the kiddines blocking up. Very painfull way to go i would think"
Shiver me timbers |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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Crap seems to be a common thing. I got a message over a year from a guy who said he'd met a local woman and 'she slowly shit into my mouth as she masterbated would you be into the same?' Ummm no thanks. He was blocked and is now UNLESS. Strange that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a guy ask if u would castrate him!
With what?
He named a gadget called a burdizo... or something like that... it's used to castrate cattle etc
Christ yes its used to crushing cattle nuts and if not used properly the animail will die from the kiddines blocking up. Very painfull way to go i would think
Shiver me timbers "
There be no timber after that yoke. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To use the toilet not wipe an let him lick me after. And I'm not talking bout a wee
Apologies but you did ask
Yeuch!!!!!
Why. ..what ...how... omg I'm. Gonna vomit...lol
Haha uh huh. Funnily enough he's blocked "
The u bend too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Crap seems to be a common thing. I got a message over a year from a guy who said he'd met a local woman and 'she slowly shit into my mouth as she masterbated would you be into the same?' Ummm no thanks. He was blocked and is now UNLESS. Strange that lol"
When you poop you need to get that stuff away as quick as possible now use it as an aphrodisiac
Funnily enough the world's most insane man ever, a Mr Adolf Hitler was a fecalpheliac 
True story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was asked a lot of the already mentioned,change my nappy,call me mommy,shit on a guys chest rub my ass on his chest then make him clean my shit off my ass..
Got offered 1,000 euro if I'd let a guy give me head and if I didn't Cum he'd give me a grand!
And finally this one freaked me out to say the least..
Guy says he's worked out where I live and he wants to come to my house front door while my kids are watching telly and make me suck his cock or he'll tell my "secret life" to everyone...
He's blocked....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was asked a lot of the already mentioned,change my nappy,call me mommy,shit on a guys chest rub my ass on his chest then make him clean my shit off my ass..
Got offered 1,000 euro if I'd let a guy give me head and if I didn't Cum he'd give me a grand!
And finally this one freaked me out to say the least..
Guy says he's worked out where I live and he wants to come to my house front door while my kids are watching telly and make me suck his cock or he'll tell my "secret life" to everyone...
He's blocked....
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Creepy shit
Some weird, some wonderful on here...just gotta keep the balance and stay safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was asked a lot of the already mentioned,change my nappy,call me mommy,shit on a guys chest rub my ass on his chest then make him clean my shit off my ass..
Got offered 1,000 euro if I'd let a guy give me head and if I didn't Cum he'd give me a grand!
And finally this one freaked me out to say the least..
Guy says he's worked out where I live and he wants to come to my house front door while my kids are watching telly and make me suck his cock or he'll tell my "secret life" to everyone...
He's blocked....
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That's a whole different sort of disturbing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was asked a lot of the already mentioned,change my nappy,call me mommy,shit on a guys chest rub my ass on his chest then make him clean my shit off my ass..
Got offered 1,000 euro if I'd let a guy give me head and if I didn't Cum he'd give me a grand!
And finally this one freaked me out to say the least..
Guy says he's worked out where I live and he wants to come to my house front door while my kids are watching telly and make me suck his cock or he'll tell my "secret life" to everyone...
He's blocked....
That's a whole different sort of disturbing! "
He's named the town close to me and named an estate there he thinks I live in...
I told him come to the door and have your cock out I'm sure the gardaì won't be long showing up..
Still rattled that somebody would go to the trouble |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was asked a lot of the already mentioned,change my nappy,call me mommy,shit on a guys chest rub my ass on his chest then make him clean my shit off my ass..
Got offered 1,000 euro if I'd let a guy give me head and if I didn't Cum he'd give me a grand!
And finally this one freaked me out to say the least..
Guy says he's worked out where I live and he wants to come to my house front door while my kids are watching telly and make me suck his cock or he'll tell my "secret life" to everyone...
He's blocked....
Creepy shit
Some weird, some wonderful on here...just gotta keep the balance and stay safe"
Oh...he was way off but to think someone would actually want to do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a guy ask if u would castrate him!
With what?
He named a gadget called a burdizo... or something like that... it's used to castrate cattle etc
I have a burdizzo and believe me it does what it says on the tin. He will never have an erection again and the testicles die. Only for use on young bulls ie cattle
Christ yes its used to crushing cattle nuts and if not used properly the animail will die from the kiddines blocking up. Very painfull way to go i would think
Shiver me timbers
There be no timber after that yoke. Lol"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A lady suggested I poop in her mouth, the dirty girl.
Once got a request from guy to eat a banana from my pussy.
Passed on both funny enough  "
Combine both to make a......banana shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To use the toilet not wipe an let him lick me after. And I'm not talking bout a wee
Apologies but you did ask ah yes I had this request too... "
At least he doesn't ask you for a snog after! Now that would be gross... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lady suggested I poop in her mouth, the dirty girl.
Once got a request from guy to eat a banana from my pussy.
Passed on both funny enough
Combine both to make a......banana shit "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lady suggested I poop in her mouth, the dirty girl.
Once got a request from guy to eat a banana from my pussy.
Passed on both funny enough
Combine both to make a......banana shit
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Seriously gonna have to make sure I'm not munching anything when reading forums. Please folks just don't mention anything about coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy asked me to go on cam and watch him suck his own cock. I'm not going to lie I was a bit curious !
I'd love to see that "
Ive seen a guy do that before. Its freaky shit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guy asked me to go on cam and watch him suck his own cock. I'm not going to lie I was a bit curious !
I'd love to see that
Ive seen a guy do that before. Its freaky shit"
That can't possibly be pleasurable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy asked me to go on cam and watch him suck his own cock. I'm not going to lie I was a bit curious !
I'd love to see that
Ive seen a guy do that before. Its freaky shit"
I was very very tempted! Truth be told I don't now how to work the whole cam thing and I don't have Skype. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman once mailed me and asked if we could meet for drinks and a chat and see if things might go further.... "
Nah your spoofing!!! That's the stuff of legends right there |
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"A woman once mailed me and asked if we could meet for drinks and a chat and see if things might go further....
Nah your spoofing!!! That's the stuff of legends right there "
That's what I thought too, really freaked me out to realise something like that could actually happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guy asked me to go on cam and watch him suck his own cock. I'm not going to lie I was a bit curious ! "
There was a man in the hot photos the other day who was sucking his own cock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One guy wants to dress up as a french maid and clean my place while I watch and give orders and then suck him off.. "
Shhhhhh that was perfectly reasonable |
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"Guy asked me to go on cam and watch him suck his own cock. I'm not going to lie I was a bit curious !
There was a man in the hot photos the other day who was sucking his own cock "
I have a self sucker on skype... it's..... interesting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One guy wants to dress up as a french maid and clean my place while I watch and give orders and then suck him off..
Shhhhhh that was perfectly reasonable "
Im quite tempted for the free cleaning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This whole scat thing is a lot bigger than I would have thought.
It's a pile of shit really
Seems like maybe it's just one shit obsessed fella messaging us all "
He's a busy chat
Maybe he has IBS |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One guy wants to dress up as a french maid and clean my place while I watch and give orders and then suck him off..
Shhhhhh that was perfectly reasonable
Im quite tempted for the free cleaning "
The place will be clean and you get a reward.......win/win |
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"Was asked by a guy once to sleep with his 9month pregnant wife while he rubbed my shoulders. That was pretty strange, (not the pregnant sex, the shoulder rubbing) "
I wouldn't trust that guy mightn't be all he would be rubbing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the strangest thing/request/kink you've heard on fab?
I've heard about a guy up in Dublin that is a kind of a man and kind of a beast and I think he has a wooden leg.... "
He likes each victim's last act to be a carving on that wooden leg... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This guy asked could he fly over from the UK. Stage being kidnapped & put him in my boot. Put him in a cage at mine & laugh at him. Big into sph. Take him out to do chores & let him free after 3 weeks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This guy asked could he fly over from the UK. Stage being kidnapped & put him in my boot. Put him in a cage at mine & laugh at him. Big into sph. Take him out to do chores & let him free after 3 weeks."
Haha haha and the winner is......
How did it go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met a couple a few years ago one afternoon, was a bit of a sudden hook-up at the girl's flat. I fucked her while her bf watched. Then she says she wants us both to shite up her pussy. No fucking way, nearly puked, made my excuses and got out of there! She was gorgeous too, I wasn't right for weeks afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was asked by a guy once to sleep with his 9month pregnant wife while he rubbed my shoulders. That was pretty strange, (not the pregnant sex, the shoulder rubbing) "
LMFAO! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got asked to fuck a guy's pregnant wife.... Its not the weirdest thing, but it just seemed wrong"
I've done that, more common than you'd imagine. One woman told me she only wanted strange cock while she was pregnant, hormones I guess. |
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"This guy asked could he fly over from the UK. Stage being kidnapped & put him in my boot. Put him in a cage at mine & laugh at him. Big into sph. Take him out to do chores & let him free after 3 weeks.
Haha haha and the winner is......
How did it go "
Told him to fuck off haha! |
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"This guy asked could he fly over from the UK. Stage being kidnapped & put him in my boot. Put him in a cage at mine & laugh at him. Big into sph. Take him out to do chores & let him free after 3 weeks.
Haha haha and the winner is......
How did it go
Told him to fuck off haha!"
Haha
The poor chap |
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love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough" |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough""
The oddest thing is that they think this is normal behaviour for a man! How tragic their lives must really be. |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough"
The oddest thing is that they think this is normal behaviour for a man! How tragic their lives must really be."
its unfathomable if you ask me but I'm not here to judge they are obviously dealing with a lot themselves and I pity that, just please stop trying harassing me and tricking me it really lowers the tone of this site could be much better authentification process maybe |
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"There's a lady in UK who has incredibly upserd requests on her profile ...unbelievable... "
Upserd is presumably a typo... I can't figure out what it was meant to be though. Weird? Either way, we need more detail.. |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough""
Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead? |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough"
Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead? "
.....how did that work out for you mac? |
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"There's a lady in UK who has incredibly upserd requests on her profile ...unbelievable...
Upserd is presumably a typo... I can't figure out what it was meant to be though. Weird? Either way, we need more detail.. "
Absurd? |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough"
Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead? "
No waaaaaaay MM!!? |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough"
Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead?
No waaaaaaay MM!!? "
Lol, no, it didn't happen to me but the post I quoted seemed to suggest it has happened. I'm curious. |
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"There's a lady in UK who has incredibly upserd requests on her profile ...unbelievable...
Upserd is presumably a typo... I can't figure out what it was meant to be though. Weird? Either way, we need more detail..
Absurd?"
Aha! |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough"
Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead? .....how did that work out for you mac? "
I'd at least have the decency to turn up in drag. |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough"
Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead?
No waaaaaaay MM!!?
Lol, no, it didn't happen to me but the post I quoted seemed to suggest it has happened. I'm curious. "
It's happened to us...but we had some fun at his expense instead. |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough"
Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead?
No waaaaaaay MM!!?
Lol, no, it didn't happen to me but the post I quoted seemed to suggest it has happened. I'm curious.
It's happened to us...but we had some fun at his expense instead. "
I can imagine a couples profile where a man shows up with some excuse for the other half but I can't imagine a man showing up to meet a man where a woman is expected. Balls of steel! |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough"
Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead?
No waaaaaaay MM!!?
Lol, no, it didn't happen to me but the post I quoted seemed to suggest it has happened. I'm curious.
It's happened to us...but we had some fun at his expense instead.
I can imagine a couples profile where a man shows up with some excuse for the other half but I can't imagine a man showing up to meet a man where a woman is expected. Balls of steel! "
Ah here! So we're the expected victims! Bollocks to that, Mr69 left me in the car & went in to meet him and told him I had been delayed as he was on his own (surprise surprise), his partner was nervous & had stayed in the room but Mr69 wasn't allowed to go up to say Hi. |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough"
Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead?
No waaaaaaay MM!!?
Lol, no, it didn't happen to me but the post I quoted seemed to suggest it has happened. I'm curious.
It's happened to us...but we had some fun at his expense instead.
I can imagine a couples profile where a man shows up with some excuse for the other half but I can't imagine a man showing up to meet a man where a woman is expected. Balls of steel!
Ah here! So we're the expected victims! Bollocks to that, Mr69 left me in the car & went in to meet him and told him I had been delayed as he was on his own (surprise surprise), his partner was nervous & had stayed in the room but Mr69 wasn't allowed to go up to say Hi."
Rumour has it that Mr 69 always pops up to say hello |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough"
Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead?
No waaaaaaay MM!!?
Lol, no, it didn't happen to me but the post I quoted seemed to suggest it has happened. I'm curious.
It's happened to us...but we had some fun at his expense instead.
I can imagine a couples profile where a man shows up with some excuse for the other half but I can't imagine a man showing up to meet a man where a woman is expected. Balls of steel!
Ah here! So we're the expected victims! Bollocks to that, Mr69 left me in the car & went in to meet him and told him I had been delayed as he was on his own (surprise surprise), his partner was nervous & had stayed in the room but Mr69 wasn't allowed to go up to say Hi.
Rumour has it that Mr 69 always pops up to say hello "
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now he'll be sure he knows ya. |
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"love all the weird sex ones, nought queer as folk!
Most messed up thing I have found on here is the men who make fake girl pages, there's more them than actual women and what's there goal like if ye meet do they think deep down when you see its not a girl but an old pervy man yull be like "meh, close enough"
Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead?
No waaaaaaay MM!!?
Lol, no, it didn't happen to me but the post I quoted seemed to suggest it has happened. I'm curious.
It's happened to us...but we had some fun at his expense instead.
I can imagine a couples profile where a man shows up with some excuse for the other half but I can't imagine a man showing up to meet a man where a woman is expected. Balls of steel!
Ah here! So we're the expected victims! Bollocks to that, Mr69 left me in the car & went in to meet him and told him I had been delayed as he was on his own (surprise surprise), his partner was nervous & had stayed in the room but Mr69 wasn't allowed to go up to say Hi."
Expected victims, perhaps, but it's certainly easier to imagine it happening with couples profiles. |
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Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead?
No waaaaaaay MM!!?
Lol, no, it didn't happen to me but the post I quoted seemed to suggest it has happened. I'm curious.
It's happened to us...but we had some fun at his expense instead.
I can imagine a couples profile where a man shows up with some excuse for the other half but I can't imagine a man showing up to meet a man where a woman is expected. Balls of steel!
Ah here! So we're the expected victims! Bollocks to that, Mr69 left me in the car & went in to meet him and told him I had been delayed as he was on his own (surprise surprise), his partner was nervous & had stayed in the room but Mr69 wasn't allowed to go up to say Hi.
Expected victims, perhaps, but it's certainly easier to imagine it happening with couples profiles. "
Really? I would have thought once the ruse was uncovered ALL couples & maybe only 90% of the males would depart very swiftly. Balls/brains of steel anyway. |
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Has any man ever gone to meet a woman only to discover that it's a man instead?
No waaaaaaay MM!!?
Lol, no, it didn't happen to me but the post I quoted seemed to suggest it has happened. I'm curious.
It's happened to us...but we had some fun at his expense instead.
I can imagine a couples profile where a man shows up with some excuse for the other half but I can't imagine a man showing up to meet a man where a woman is expected. Balls of steel!
Ah here! So we're the expected victims! Bollocks to that, Mr69 left me in the car & went in to meet him and told him I had been delayed as he was on his own (surprise surprise), his partner was nervous & had stayed in the room but Mr69 wasn't allowed to go up to say Hi.
Expected victims, perhaps, but it's certainly easier to imagine it happening with couples profiles.
Really? I would have thought once the ruse was uncovered ALL couples & maybe only 90% of the males would depart very swiftly. Balls/brains of steel anyway."
Yes, but presumably the fake lady has got some sort of kick from it. I suspect if he arranged to meet a man on his own while pretending to be a woman he might be more likely to get a kicking. |
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The fab equivalent of a politician. They're lying. We all know they're kying, but he's committed so much to the lie he has to double down on it.
Reminds me of the story of the guy who pretended to be a women on the phone.
"Hello, who's this?"
*Impersonates female voice* "me wife!" |
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"Guy has just emailed asking can he come round and collect a container of piss from me. He wants to freeze it and use as ice cubes
He's taking the piss... Cool! "
Ah lads |
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"I had a guy once who offered to buy me credit if I used it to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny penis.
I declined. "
sorry I just roared laughing at that! no fecking way! |
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